How do YOU buy condoms?

**BaFtub** · 03-15-2008, 08:19 AM

To make it less noticeable? lulz.

**_Bladen_** · 03-15-2008, 08:21 AM

LoL I just go in and get a box if I need one...

Don't use em anymore, been with the same girl forever now, and she likes sweet cum smoothies!

**tinyman5000** · 03-15-2008, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by _Bladen_

LoL I just go in and get a box if I need one...

Don't use em anymore, been with the same girl forever now, and she likes sweet cum smoothies!

strong wtf bladen

**R0ck_S0lid** · 03-15-2008, 08:23 AM

I have nothing to be ashamed of. On the contrary, I aim to make it noticeable (no homo)

**lednasmr** · 03-15-2008, 08:24 AM

lol i walk into the store, take a box off the shelf, and go pay for them at the register

**BaFtub** · 03-15-2008, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by _Bladen_

LoL I just go in and get a box if I need one...

Don't use em anymore, been with the same girl forever now, and she likes sweet cum smoothies!

Lmaooo.

Ive been pulling out the past month and a half... but Ive decided to buy some today since I dont wanna get her preggo.

**Overbech** · 03-15-2008, 08:28 AM

i have to order them and they drop them by on an aircraft because they're so huge

**Mankix** · 03-15-2008, 08:29 AM

The army gives them to me... but they suck, so I just go into the store and buy some?

Why be ashamed

**Xamine** · 03-15-2008, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by BaFtub

Lmaooo.

Ive been pulling out the past month and a half... but Ive decided to buy some today since I dont wanna get her preggo.

Get her on teh pill...lol

**tikitariki** · 03-15-2008, 08:31 AM

i walked into a 7-11 and bought an expensive 3-pack. it was my first time. i went there like twice, same clerk. lol. he didn't say **** and i felt like a man.

**colton_orr** · 03-15-2008, 08:31 AM

I dont use em with my girlfriend.

Dude just walk up and buy them who cares lol

**BaFtub** · 03-15-2008, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Xamine

Get her on teh pill...lol

Nahh shes too young lulz.

Her dad would annihlate me with his 21inch fatcepz.

**BrettSmity** · 03-15-2008, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by Overbech

i have to order them and they drop them by on an aircraft because they're so huge

lmao

**big-muscle-19** · 03-15-2008, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by BaFtub

Nahh shes too young lulz.

Her dad would annihlate me with his 21inch fatcepz.

why would her dad find out

f*cking without a condom and shes not on the pill is way too risky

**Xamine** · 03-15-2008, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by BaFtub

Nahh shes too young lulz.

Her dad would annihlate me with his 21inch fatcepz.

☼_☼

**WaterSleeps49** · 03-15-2008, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by R0ck_S0lid

I have nothing to be ashamed of. On the contrary, I aim to make it noticeable (no homo)

lol to this whole thread and most've the posts lmfao.....

**WaterSleeps49** · 03-15-2008, 08:44 AM

i don't buy condoms with my last gurl i just pulled out but she got pregnant had a miscarriage yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! we broke up lol i was like **** **** **** and then 3months n miscariage which was a good thing really if it was mine the little bastard would b so ****ked up but i learned a lesson no pill wear a rubber cause u don't need to bust up in her to get her pregnant bro and who cares what anyone thinks just take one off the shelf smack that **** down on the counter and if they say anything or look at u funny fuk em ur the one gettin laid lol........

**Yahwehs Soldier** · 03-15-2008, 08:50 AM

**** man you got her pregnant... i would never have sex again.. ive been scared a few times and thats enough for me.

just buy the dam things... know one cares, the clerk, the people in the store, they dont give a sh*t. Just make sure your mommys friends arent in there.. but thats a diffrent story = )

**Distance** · 03-15-2008, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by BaFtub

To make it less noticeable? lulz.

shoplift them, if you do it right it is the least noticeable of all.

**WaterSleeps49** · 03-15-2008, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Distance

shoplift them, if you do it right it is the least noticeable of all.

to the kid above ur post yeah dude i cried no joke, make fun of me all u want but i thought my life was over and to ur post how stupid can u b shoplift em wtf that'll look reall good if he got caught well mabye if the clerk was hot and horny and he was stealin like 2x magnums lol

**Mr_O_2020** · 03-15-2008, 08:54 AM

Why do you want to keep it secret?

Just walk in and buy them. No one will say anything. What do you think when you see someone buying them?

**BaFtub** · 03-15-2008, 08:54 AM

lulz it was a fat chick at the counter.

went smoooth.

**colton_orr** · 03-15-2008, 08:57 AM

lol i can just picture your hand shaking and voice cracking as buying them

**Yahwehs Soldier** · 03-15-2008, 08:58 AM

sorry man wasnt making fun of you.. im just saying i can imagine how you felt because ive felt the same.. that pill always made me nervouse i dont like my **** just hanging out inside of her and relying on something i dont even see working.. i prefer a condom = )

**WaterSleeps49** · 03-15-2008, 08:59 AM

i'd go to a diffrent store to buy em lol she might get ideas hahaha dude like i said just smack that **** down and buy it who cares ur gettin laid so they can go fuk em self ya feel me lol

**quadrasaurus_pex** · 03-15-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by big-muscle-19

why would her dad find out

f*cking without a condom and shes not on the pill is way too risky

Plus, do you really trust some girl to know when she shouldn't be ****ing during that time of the month.

**cheeseNmills** · 03-15-2008, 09:06 AM

lol there's hundreds of people buying condoms in those stores every week, why would they say anything about it

having said that, I was nervous as **** when I bought my first pack, I was 14 though lol

**MindZiper** · 03-15-2008, 09:07 AM

i steal them

**10TonBrick** · 03-15-2008, 09:29 AM

walk in, grab my prefered flavor/brand

pay for them

walk out...

**Fickal** · 03-15-2008, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by RoidRage300

walk in, grab my prefered flavor/brand

pay for them

walk out...

flavoured condoms are useless! hahaha

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