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[Sydbrah]

some of the people on these sites are as boring as a brick.

[MuayTank]

Been message a chick the Johnny Deep line, got this after a few copy p's;

Her (after copy):
Cant Wait. Then when you get here we can go hassle the local museum with a lazer pointer. Shining lights on ****= great fun

Me:Also I was thinking bodies like mine were meant to be on top of bodies like yours, but I'm a pretty lazy guy so you're going to have to be on top

Her:Sure. Wait serious question- is your main photo actually you or


My DP is my bb.com DP, what should i say, carry on with the copy pastas while giving her a quick "Yes its me"?

Help guys!

[PRlion16]

some of the people on these sites are as boring as a brick.

Am finding that most girls on there are. Have been trolling the boring ones if I can't get anything out of them and then moving on to other girls for potential smashing.

Just have fun with it brah. Like others have said on this before, this shouldn't be your main source for tang anyway, just a supplement. So if they are boring, mess with them a bit, and then move on to the next one.

[AceHigh03]

Been message a chick the Johnny Deep line, got this after a few copy p's;

Her (after copy):
Cant Wait. Then when you get here we can go hassle the local museum with a lazer pointer. Shining lights on ****= great fun

Me:Also I was thinking bodies like mine were meant to be on top of bodies like yours, but I'm a pretty lazy guy so you're going to have to be on top

Her:Sure. Wait serious question- is your main photo actually you or


My DP is my bb.com DP, what should i say, carry on with the copy pastas while giving her a quick "Yes its me"?

Help guys!

dont do it she is gonna ask do you even lift?

[PRlion16]

Been message a chick the Johnny Deep line, got this after a few copy p's;

Her (after copy):
Cant Wait. Then when you get here we can go hassle the local museum with a lazer pointer. Shining lights on ****= great fun

Me:Also I was thinking bodies like mine were meant to be on top of bodies like yours, but I'm a pretty lazy guy so you're going to have to be on top

Her:Sure. Wait serious question- is your main photo actually you or


My DP is my bb.com DP, what should i say, carry on with the copy pastas while giving her a quick "Yes its me"?

Help guys!

Pastas are just supposed to be openers brah. If you want to potentially hook up with this chick I would transition out of pasta but still keep the convo sexual since that is where it was headed with the last pasta anyways. So yeah, tell her it is you and then just be your witty/sarcastic self.

[zebrah]

Me:
I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver then swim through shark infested waters with Snookie on my back pumping my face into the water for a chance to run the fingers of one of my prosthetic hands through your beautiful hair.

Her:
that was the most insanely CREEPY thing i have ever heard
DO NOT contact me again

[MuayTank]

dont do it she is gonna ask do you even lift?

Do you even lift?

Pastas are just supposed to be openers brah. If you want to potentially hook up with this chick I would transition out of pasta but still keep the convo sexual since that is where it was headed with the last pasta anyways. So yeah, tell her it is you and then just be your witty/sarcastic self.

I was thinking saying something along the lines of yes it is, then throwing this (next copy pasta in the set):

I guess we could switch it up a bit. For your information, I got the new shake weight attachment for my fleshlight so I've worked my stamina up from 30 seconds. Don't be surprised when you are jet propelled into the ceiling fan by your pus*y juices like Apollo 11. After a couple hours of physical activity like that you will think that your pelvic area was struck by the hammer of Thor. And if I hydrate well enough during the week leading up to it I can Rinse, Wash, Repeat until your cute, little pube landing strip is rubbed off by friction. I'll pick up some 5 Hour Energies from Costco on the way over.

It seems pretty random to me, would it work, just need some other ideas.

[AceHigh03]

Me:
I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver then swim through shark infested waters with Snookie on my back pumping my face into the water for a chance to run the fingers of one of my prosthetic hands through your beautiful hair.

Her:
that was the most insanely CREEPY thing i have ever heard
DO NOT contact me again

lmafo brb sending same message to ugly hoes

Do you even lift?

nahh i actually i just fap all day to build muscle srs

[PRlion16]

Do you even lift?



I was thinking saying something along the lines of yes it is, then throwing this (next copy pasta in the set):

I guess we could switch it up a bit. For your information, I got the new shake weight attachment for my fleshlight so I've worked my stamina up from 30 seconds. Don't be surprised when you are jet propelled into the ceiling fan by your pus*y juices like Apollo 11. After a couple hours of physical activity like that you will think that your pelvic area was struck by the hammer of Thor. And if I hydrate well enough during the week leading up to it I can Rinse, Wash, Repeat until your cute, little pube landing strip is rubbed off by friction. I'll pick up some 5 Hour Energies from Costco on the way over.

It seems pretty random to me, would it work, just need some other ideas.

I will just say that every time I have tried to answer a question and then throw in a copy pasta, it was pretty obvious that I was using a copy pasta b/c it didn't flow and didn't sound right. If you can modify that so it flows into it so it doesn't sound choppy as fuuuu then that might work if she is into it.

Your gonna learn from trial and error, so don't worry so much about what you put.

[MuayTank]

I will just say that every time I have tried to answer a question and then throw in a copy pasta, it was pretty obvious that I was using a copy pasta b/c it didn't flow and didn't sound right. If you can modify that so it flows into it so it doesn't sound choppy as fuuuu then that might work if she is into it.

Your gonna learn from trial and error, so don't worry so much about what you put.

Cheer brah, will do. Repped measily

[Smegmalion]

Told a girl I'm gonna take her out in the park to walk my polar bears Michelangelo and Alexander....lol

[zebrah]

Me:
I didn't see anything in your profile about your tree climbing skills or flexibility. Can you elbaorate on that?

Her:
hahahaha well why dnt u find out for urself xx



I can't believe these things actually work Lol

[ErikG803]

I always (correctly) read messages in accents when I see a "xx" at the end lol

[Problem]

Guys, can anyone copy and paste the "i married and divorced you in my head" line..


thankssss

[mrkotfw]

Guys, can anyone copy and paste the "i married and divorced you in my head" line..


thankssss

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I
have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special
place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,
XXX

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's
back.

[Problem]

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I
have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special
place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,
XXX

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's
back.

thanks brah, repped.

[mrkotfw]

thanks brah, repped.

Let me know if it works. Sent it to 12 bishes and only 1 responded

[GazzyS]

3 weeks? Why so long? When you say texting on and off I hope you're not one of those guys that replies instantly to her messages the whole day?? You prob aren't but just incase there are other guys reading this who do this I would stop it right now. Its basically letting her see your cards, it wont take her long to figure you out and get bored of you. She may be the only girl you're texting but dont make it obvious. Of course you cant just say 'oh yeah im texting other girls' to make her jealous, but by taking your time to reply not only are you in control but she's prob thinkin you got women chasing you left right and center.

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EDIT: And don't wait 3 weeks to seal the deal broseph, these girls get tons of messages on POF, ******** and on their fone. You gotta make sure you're on the top of her list and she cant stop thinking about you, be relevant, dont just text her on and off or she'll lose interest..

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nah im not, i tend to wait 1-2 hours. It enede up being 3 weeks because things got in the way, i had an exam the first week and i wasn't fauking up my exam for any bish, the second week (last week) was when both her grandparent died in a car crash, and then she flaked this week.

Im having to work around exams at the moment, once they finish (next wednesday) i will be aiming to contact, and then seal the deal within a week for all the bishs that are worth it.

[mrkotfw]

Rather than all these copy pasta messages....

Should I ask questions about her profile?

Reps for some good advice. I don't want to screw this one up

[ErikG803]

This girl from Oregon messaged me for some reason. Conversation took a sexual tone pretty quickly, soon I'm chatting with her kinda playing along. She's not that hot but it doesn't matter cuz she's a state away so whatever.

Anyways, she goes into a story about how she was gangbanged by 3 of her brothers friends when she was 16. She literally wrote about it for 20 minutes straight in the chat window. I bet if I copied and pasted the whole thing it'd be about 3 pages on Word.

Had the weirdest boner but my mind was also full of fuk

I wish you could copy the text in the POF chats. This is insane

[mrkotfw]

This girl from Oregon messaged me for some reason. Conversation took a sexual tone pretty quickly, soon I'm chatting with her kinda playing along. She's not that hot but it doesn't matter cuz she's a state away so whatever.

Anyways, she goes into a story about how she was gangbanged by 3 of her brothers friends when she was 16. She literally wrote about it for 20 minutes straight in the chat window. I bet if I copied and pasted the whole thing it'd be about 3 pages on Word.

Had the weirdest boner but my mind was also full of fuk

I wish you could copy the text in the POF chats. This is insane

Post or it didn't happen

[ErikG803]

She's still going. I haven't said anything in probably 30 minutes. I'll post part of the screen but doing the whole convo would take forever

Coming up on about an hour now, I've started to send "lol" here and there so I can start timestamping. Either one of you is trolling way too hard or this chick needs to go to a mental hospital

EDIT:

[JamesMUSCLE]

So, I sent the 9/10 line to some bishes on ********. Hopefully it work

[ErikG803]

Is this fukking real life? Stopped her there. Gonna acquire nudes then gtfo

[mrkotfw]

Is this fukking real life? Stopped her there. Gonna acquire nudes then gtfo

That's an affirmative solider. Upon arrival to base with said nudes, reps will be awarded

[ErikG803]

Literally almost gagged when I saw her pics. Trust me, you don't wanna see them. Suddenly the hour long storytime makes sense.

She was maybe a 5 in her profile pics but holy ****, 2.5/10 at best with the droopiest vag I've seen

[mrkotfw]

Literally almost gagged when I saw her pics. Trust me, you don't wanna see them. Suddenly the hour long storytime makes sense.

She was maybe a 5 in her profile pics but holy ****, 2.5/10 at best with the droopiest vag I've seen

Sagging vagina? Maybe that wasn't her first and last gangbang?

[Sydbrah]

what can i say gangers gonna gang

[GazzyS]

Literally almost gagged when I saw her pics. Trust me, you don't wanna see them. Suddenly the hour long storytime makes sense.

She was maybe a 5 in her profile pics but holy ****, 2.5/10 at best with the droopiest vag I've seen

rofl, im intrigued to see the kind of girl that actually gets gang banged at 16 when its not porn - may the british Prime Minister view the documents? I have a strong stomach lulz.

[tential]

I pulled a beta ass move on POF about an hour ago.

A week or two ago I was talking to this one pof girl everyday pretty consistently, we stopped talking. I saw her on POF tonight, and send her a message saying "i hate u". Like 3 minutes later, I get a text from the girl, I check to see if she read my POF message, but she hadn't been online in the last 9 minutes or something. So I deleted my POF account so she doesn't know who sent her the "I hate u" message, bish is currently asking me to come over.

You saved it though man so nice!