You motherfuker! I ordered that shirt off Amazon and the kitty one not too long ago.Originally Posted by Navillus13
yucky weekend.. mirin my dino shirt? buddy wearin dat unicorn shirt
We should all go in shirts like that and hit up a bar lol
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04-01-2012, 07:47 PM #1501
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04-01-2012, 07:58 PM #1502xx chromosomes (no homo)
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It is so insanely frustrating. Jurors tend to be completely retarded.Originally Posted by bitty_bish
I've only been on a jury once, and it was for something lame that ended up settling before the trial ended. But I've done mock juries, and omfg people piss me off. Her derp, the law clearly says defendant is not liable, but brb we feel bad for the plaintiff so want to rule in her favor to make the company pay anyway. Brb inadmissable evidence, testimony stricken... brb bringing it up and considering it anyway. Brb discounting witness testimony because the guy was ugly. Wut. Brb concocting your own stupid and completely implausible theories about a case.
The one that really drove me nuts was pretty clear cut... old dude buys gas stove from Lowes, declines $250 pro installation, installs it himself. Unknowingly breaks a connection in gas line in the process. Turns stove off, goes to bed. Next day, wife turns it on to make breakfast, it explodes in her face and burns her and destroys the house. Family sues Lowes and the manufacturer. Manufacturer reconstructed the scene, and the only way to get the same result is by user error--old dude's fault. State fire marshall also determined that it was the guy's fault. Everything points to the guy. Well, this crazy ass bish on the mock jury decides that the husband intentionally did it to kill his wife. Wut. Four other idiots insisted that Lowes and the manufacturer should pay for her medical bills, the loss of her home, loss of consortium because she and her husband divorced after the fire, and punitive damages. Not sure if retarded. Everyone agreed Lowes/manufacturer weren't liable... then 5/12 turned around and refused to actually vote in Lowes favor. I'm pretty sure both companies settled before it ever went to trial. Insane. Cannot even imagine the level of juror stupidity in a murder trial or something that gets widespread media coverage.
Pretty sure I'd want to kill some jurors if I was an attorney.
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04-01-2012, 08:03 PM #1503xx chromosomes (no homo)
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Lol, you are so cheeky.Originally Posted by Navillus13
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04-01-2012, 08:04 PM #1504ice, nawmean?
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Nobody ever looks like you'd think they wouldOriginally Posted by Navillus13
...excpt for the ******* part"You and your weights can fuk off somewhere, I ain't liftin that shiit it's heavy!" - Kenny Powers
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04-01-2012, 08:05 PM #1505I got buku hammers
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im literally cheeky in that picture.. wtf red rosey cheeks .. brb santaOriginally Posted by RandomMisc
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04-01-2012, 08:23 PM #1506xx chromosomes (no homo)
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f'realz, yo.Originally Posted by DERJEVPOO
Like J$G, I pictured him being a skinny guy pre-hand diaper avi. Especially after the toilet picture. Then the hand diaper appeared and mind=obliterated.
Not even sure how I imagined Navi, but I was definitely off.
I'm sure everyone would imagine me very differently than reality. Unless they're picturing a 600 lb sweaty bald guy in a batman t-shirt and cheeto cheese on his fingers. In that case, they'd be dead on.
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04-01-2012, 08:26 PM #1507Banned
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Met hot married ( but seperated) chick on friday. K.H. for fb peeps. Smashed out obviously. She starts dropping L bombs and saying how attached she is afterward, but she's fine with me smashing out as many other chicks as I want (lol Wtf right?). Then I go to her place to kick it today and her nephew she's babysitting fell and broke his arm. Now I'm chilling in the er sobering up.
Lol Wtf is wrong with me?
Oh and this chick is actually my age. When I left with her my buddy text me to tell me my game is slipping cuz he never seen me with a chick my age. *******.
Hope everyone's ****s good.
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04-01-2012, 08:34 PM #1508I picture you as an Asian chick skinny and black frame glasses lol...Originally Posted by RandomMisc
f'realz, yo.
Like J$G, I pictured him being a skinny guy pre-hand diaper avi. Especially after the toilet picture. Then the hand diaper appeared and mind=obliterated.
Not even sure how I imagined Navi, but I was definitely off.
I'm sure everyone would imagine me very differently than reality. Unless they're picturing a 600 lb sweaty bald guy in a batman t-shirt and cheeto cheese on his fingers. In that case, they'd be dead on.
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04-01-2012, 08:34 PM #1509ice, nawmean?
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Lolz. What happened to the 19yo?Originally Posted by DocHol1day
"You and your weights can fuk off somewhere, I ain't liftin that shiit it's heavy!" - Kenny Powers
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04-01-2012, 08:36 PM #1510ice, nawmean?
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JG is a skinny *******. Those are his hands that are making the diaperOriginally Posted by RandomMisc
f'realz, yo.
Like J$G, I pictured him being a skinny guy pre-hand diaper avi. Especially after the toilet picture. Then the hand diaper appeared and mind=obliterated.
Not even sure how I imagined Navi, but I was definitely off.
I'm sure everyone would imagine me very differently than reality. Unless they're picturing a 600 lb sweaty bald guy in a batman t-shirt and cheeto cheese on his fingers. In that case, they'd be dead on."You and your weights can fuk off somewhere, I ain't liftin that shiit it's heavy!" - Kenny Powers
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04-01-2012, 08:36 PM #1511Registered User
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You guys notice misc talk sneaking into your daily interactions?
My go to name-calling is now *******. Everyone is *******. Thanks guys.
Reminds me of when I was watching Deadwood, and everyone was cocksucker.
Also, sexy shirt nav. Looking cute
I actually expected you to look more intimidating...the internet is a funny thing...
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04-01-2012, 08:43 PM #1512Banned
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She's almost 21 and I still have her. Don't judge...Originally Posted by DERJEVPOO
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04-01-2012, 08:58 PM #1513ice, nawmean?
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Lol k. Deleted ******** long ago so I'm not up to dateOriginally Posted by DocHol1day
"You and your weights can fuk off somewhere, I ain't liftin that shiit it's heavy!" - Kenny Powers
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04-02-2012, 01:39 AM #1514Registered User
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you look EXACTLY like one of my friends wowOriginally Posted by Navillus13
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04-02-2012, 04:19 AM #1515Banned
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Not just jurors...it's people. Reading about that case pisses me off. Sucks for the wife, but it's not anyone's fault but the husband's. Fukkin idiots.Originally Posted by RandomMisc
That's actually not a flattering pic of him. I think he's very hamsum.Originally Posted by DERJEVPOO
I don't know why, but I've always imagined you as a relatively fit, light-skinned black girl. Long, straight, black hair, and when you smile, your whole face lights up and it brings joy to others who see you smile.Originally Posted by RandomMisc
Like J$G, I pictured him being a skinny guy pre-hand diaper avi. Especially after the toilet picture. Then the hand diaper appeared and mind=obliterated.
Not even sure how I imagined Navi, but I was definitely off.
I'm sure everyone would imagine me very differently than reality. Unless they're picturing a 600 lb sweaty bald guy in a batman t-shirt and cheeto cheese on his fingers. In that case, they'd be dead on.
******* is my go-to insult/word. I use it probably about 50 times a day.Originally Posted by Stix14
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04-02-2012, 04:29 AM #1516HERB-brew
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morning everyone!
everyone have a good one? i sure did.*US Navy Vet*
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04-02-2012, 04:49 AM #1517Registered User
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good morning!!Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
too bad I didn't win the mega millions... back at work :-(
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04-02-2012, 04:55 AM #1518HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by LaDonnaMF
yo! lol, your boys a trip! kid is so chill.
In other news, went out with that girl again saturday...I'm kind of baffled at how much we seem to click on all cylinders honestly...its like everything i say, or she says...we have had some form of similar experience....
not sure what to make of it. She's wicked cool though, relaxed and reasonable...didnt think that even existed in todays world anymore..*US Navy Vet*
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04-02-2012, 05:06 AM #1519Registered User
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Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
how is he a trip if he is so chill? explain.
was surprised he came clean about going out and getting sh*tty when I asked him what he'd been up to. Usual answer is "nuthin" :-)
HBH catching feeeeeeelings???? Happy for you
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04-02-2012, 05:12 AM #1520HERB-brew
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he's just so like relaxed and go with the flow. Good kid.Originally Posted by LaDonnaMF
well, i aint ready to jump ship yet! lol, but she is by far seriously like probably the only girl i've ever had so much of a quick connection with. Its one of dem weird ones, where like the conversation just flows so smoothly and you both have something to contribute to it. ya know?
We see eye to eye on just about everything...
still weird though.*US Navy Vet*
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04-02-2012, 05:22 AM #1521Registered User
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Looks like its only us MA people here this morning.
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04-02-2012, 05:36 AM #1522bonerfart
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Its monday. Why are ya'll so chipper?
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04-02-2012, 05:37 AM #1523
Good MORNING GLORIOUS WINGED *******S!
When will it be my turn for good girl?Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
I am always lurking in the morning unless there are a lot of morning issues.Originally Posted by b0yer2
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04-02-2012, 05:39 AM #1524Jersey Troll
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dressed and ready to head to court.. fukk jury duty
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04-02-2012, 05:58 AM #1525Beard Game Stronk
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Morning, fartknockers.
I picture you as being very random. Possibly miscellaneous, also.Originally Posted by RandomMisc
f'realz, yo.
Like J$G, I pictured him being a skinny guy pre-hand diaper avi. Especially after the toilet picture. Then the hand diaper appeared and mind=obliterated.
Not even sure how I imagined Navi, but I was definitely off.
I'm sure everyone would imagine me very differently than reality. Unless they're picturing a 600 lb sweaty bald guy in a batman t-shirt and cheeto cheese on his fingers. In that case, they'd be dead on.
1. People, especially US citizens nowadays, are retarded. Mostly the US, because there's this "it messed up? Sue!" mentality. Ridiculous.Originally Posted by John$Galt
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3. See my above response.
4. Same. I scream it in the car at *******s who do stupid *******y sh!t.Proud member of Team Ogre
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04-02-2012, 06:09 AM #1526Banned
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You're definitely gonna end up in a rship with this girl.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
Good luck, and
Please...stay safe.
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04-02-2012, 06:13 AM #1527HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by John$Galt
lol am i? i was unaware you were Johnstradamus...*US Navy Vet*
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04-02-2012, 06:15 AM #1528****ing loledOriginally Posted by John$Galt
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04-02-2012, 06:25 AM #1529bonerfart
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04-02-2012, 06:44 AM #1530Registered User
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There's always something wrong with people. People all have flaws. It will either be something you can accept and love about them, or something you can't accept and will not deal with. Good luck HBH, I hope she's the one for you.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
INB4 you find her torture room and closet full of corpses“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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I actually expected you to look more intimidating...the internet is a funny thing...
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