** KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE ** PART XI - DLM is retarted

[DLM012]

Ian I don't have a child on the way breh

[graciejjbrazil]

Brah bike wont start. No sound, no turning over. It started after I installed a phone charger into the battery. It wouldn't start unless I sat in the seat real hard and now it wont start at all, even after the charger was taken off.

said bike:

[goatrooter69]

Replace the blown fuse.

[tooKOOLforSKOOL]

Yes and I'm already getting rid of the stock tires....Q3's are on the way.

Still kinda worried I'm breaking it in too hard tho srs.

Dont worry about breaking it in too hard. Nowadays, engines are built to such fine tolerances and with such advanced techniques, ie. nikasil lined cylinders, that there is very little friction between piston ring and cylinder wall. Slow break-in's are an ancient practice and not necessary anymore. Ride it like you stole it

[darkninja67]

Needs more pics of your bikes.

I thought DLM was selling his Sidi boots because he found out he was having twins.

[texasaxe]

for anyone who remembers that one Aussie brah talking about the watches his buddy was making in his garage on kickstarter, got mine yesterday. not a watch/jewelry guy at all, not like dark ninja walking around with a gold plated sun dial around his neck like prehistoric flavo flave, but these are clean and simple.

per my request, i even got number 007 like james bond cuz i'm so fuggin smooth and classy.

[darkninja67]

imposter Niko, definitely not the carmax entrepreneurs with dreadlocks that also have 'great deals on phones'.



only old cuz you're saying you shouldn't be on a supersport.

Actually I feel pretty damn good. Saw some dude yesterday, we were talking about marriage/kids and how it ages you. I asked his age and he told me he turned 42. I asked him again in shock. yup, married and kids.
Feels pretty good when people tell me I am disappearing. That avi pic was in 2012 when I was at 260. I am at 206 this morning.


Need some pics of BMW or something.

no Apple watch no care tex

6-Speed, you hear of any performance specs yet on those H2's? I think they are going to put down some impressive numbers.

[darkninja67]

what ever happened to Mat?? Guy could ride.

[Dan_Staat]

Ended up driving this morning. Feeling okay in a moving car as long as I focus on the road. Hoping to be back to work monday.

Though, today is my carb load on UD2.0, so I'm enjoying my day eating bagels and oatmeal with brown sugar in it.

[Andybird]

Went for my first ride in 3 weeks last night, felt amazing. Except for the first 5 minutes it took to get to the nearest service station to fill my tires. Front was on 16psi ayyyy lmao.

Ended up driving this morning. Feeling okay in a moving car as long as I focus on the road. Hoping to be back to work monday.

Though, today is my carb load on UD2.0, so I'm enjoying my day eating bagels and oatmeal with brown sugar in it.

I usually find once the headaches dissipate you're good to go.

[texasaxe]

Actually I feel pretty damn good. Saw some dude yesterday, we were talking about marriage/kids and how it ages you. I asked his age and he told me he turned 42. I asked him again in shock. yup, married and kids.
Feels pretty good when people tell me I am disappearing. That avi pic was in 2012 when I was at 260. I am at 206 this morning.


Need some pics of BMW or something.

no Apple watch no care tex

6-Speed, you hear of any performance specs yet on those H2's? I think they are going to put down some impressive numbers.

congrats on the weight loss. nice work. like a carbon fiber version of dark ninja

definitely not a CrApple watch.

as requested, pic of BMW when i left San Diego for my cross country ride.

[goatrooter69]

what ever happened to Mat?? Guy could ride.

Think all you seppos hated him for dominating AMA.
From what I've heard though, the bloke was probably a fukwit. A fast fukwit though.

[Dan_Staat]

I usually find once the headaches dissipate you're good to go.

I'm just being cautious at this point. This was my 6th or 7th concussion that I lost consciousness. I've had more minor ones, but I'm at the point that I'm taking precautions that may be unnecessary just to be sure that I don't do anything stupid.


Besides lifting. Because it's not about health, it's about looking good.

[darkninja67]

Think all you seppos hated him for dominating AMA.
From what I've heard though, the bloke was probably a fukwit. A fast fukwit though.

heard he had an attitude


axe, why leave San Diego? best weather in the country, always 75 and sunny there.

[goatrooter69]

heard he had an attitude.

Pretty common to get hate in that situation if you look at people like Josh Brookes; even Aussies though seem to call Mat pretty arrogant.

Dead set had my heart set on a 1000 classic until I realized it has an angled twice as extreme as my R6.
Why make a fukn retro cafe racer with WSBK ergos?

[texasaxe]

heard he had an attitude


axe, why leave San Diego? best weather in the country, always 75 and sunny there.

by leave it, i don't mean lived there and moved, this is when i'd flown there and shipped the bike to drive cross country. maybe you didn't see the earlier post, but i'm the fastest 2 wheeled mother fugger on the planet. you may address me as Sir, even if i'm younger

would never live in CA. commie anti-gun. no thanks, i'll stick to TX.

[darkninja67]

by leave it, i don't mean lived there and moved, this is when i'd flown there and shipped the bike to drive cross country. maybe you didn't see the earlier post, but i'm the fastest 2 wheeled mother fugger on the planet. you may address me as Sir, even if i'm younger

would never live in CA. commie anti-gun. no thanks, i'll stick to TX.

How fast did you do it?

[texasaxe]

How fast did you do it?

33:10 sand to sand.

[Jlister]

installed new pipes on my bike and now when cruising it will really struggle for fuel and my exhaust will start popping....any ideas? fuel injected.

[DLM012]

installed new pipes on my bike and now when cruising it will really struggle for fuel and my exhaust will start popping....any ideas? fuel injected.

You need a fuel controller with a custom map. Depending on the bike this should take no longer than an hour start to finish. The current fueling is only set up for stock. Once you get a tune you should feel more power or at the very least an improvement.

Look up a power commander

Also remember that this is not needed as FI will adapt to the changes over time but a new fuel controller will be the better option.

[darkninja67]

33:10 sand to sand.

nice so you hold the record now? When you getting some carbon bits though? less weight = less weight

Jlister, running lean. Is bike carbed or injected?

if full exhaust system then look into a PC like DLM said.




so pissed that I cannot find my tubes of Loctite

[DLM012]

nice so you hold the record now? When you getting some carbon bits though? less weight = less weight

Jlister, running lean. Is bike carbed or injected?

if full exhaust system then look into a PC like DLM said.




so pissed that I cannot find my tubes of Loctite

He already said FI old man use your fukn reading glasses. I swear m8 you're making me considering putting you in a home.

[darkninja67]

He already said FI old man use your fukn reading glasses. I swear m8 you're making me considering putting you in a home.

you shut your mouth son, you better take care of my kid too

[CHOOSE]

so pissed that I cannot find my tubes of Loctite

Jizz is a good substitute.

[darkninja67]

Jizz is a good substitute.

don't make me baste you again with my warm melted man butter

[Jlister]

i ordered a tuner last night. hopefully itll come in this week. sucks to have to park it for a week for a part that might not even fix it. a lot of other people are running my set up i have now and are perfectly fine. O2 sensors plugged in correctly. nothing loose. i dont get it

[iifymbro]

installed new pipes on my bike and now when cruising it will really struggle for fuel and my exhaust will start popping....any ideas? fuel injected.

Need to richen up the a/f mix. Depending on the bike you have there's an assortment of aftermarket controllers out there to deal with this.

Your ecu will likely adapt as you keep riding the bike, which would explain why people can run the same setup and be "fine". Still best to get a controller and richen things up, the bike will be happier. I had to do this with my bike when I went to catless headers.

[texasaxe]

nice so you hold the record now? When you getting some carbon bits though? less weight = less weight

Jlister, running lean. Is bike carbed or injected?

if full exhaust system then look into a PC like DLM said.




so pissed that I cannot find my tubes of Loctite

yep. guy before me was 36 hrs to get within 120 mi or so of Jax before he got pulled over. he was part owner of the dealership in SD where i shipped my bike. they let me put all the thermal vision, extra fuel tank, radar/phone, etc. on it there in their shop before my trip. way cool.

Jizz is a good substitute.

another good use

[WeDoPullups]

Dont worry about breaking it in too hard. Nowadays, engines are built to such fine tolerances and with such advanced techniques, ie. nikasil lined cylinders, that there is very little friction between piston ring and cylinder wall. Slow break-in's are an ancient practice and not necessary anymore. Ride it like you stole it

Tymen. Not gonna worry about it too much.

[Dan_Staat]

I thought I made it clear last thread that slow break ins are for *******s.