My girlfriend keeps asking me if I masterbate

[Beklet]

Perfect? Nothing is perfect!

Sooner she realises that, the better

[fred2367]

I'll admit I had masterbated a few times... It doesn't really do anything to me.


plus I feel bad aftewards doing it...I think is a sin. So I just dont do it at all!


Porno is evil.... why? because your watching someone getting **** up and your enjoying watching it and jacking off on it.. ( that's just disgusting and disturbing...dont you not think so) Yeah you might get pleasure from it but does it feel right to watch some slut getting bang by many guys?


, plus we all know porno are whores and slut ( that just basicallly constitute that is the work of the devil)

However I know someone will argue and ask what is worse having your significant other cheated on you or jack off on porno? Obvously we all know that answer on that...



i am just saying... both of them are equally evil! ( this is my opinion and i dont expect anyone to go by it... everyone has theirs... just my two cents that's all!)

I use to think exactly like you do...

but the reality is that men need sex. Some of you chicks may try and " convince " us of otherwise. But it is something that we are " programmed " to have from the moment we wake up.. I know if I didn't get some sort of sexual release at least every day then I'd start pulling my hair out.

And we all know that porno and sex goes hand and hand..

Wow at the puns in that sentence ^^^!

[Julie5150]

Women need sex, too - don't let what a girl who's trying to be modest lead you to believe otherwise. We might be able to go longer w/o it - but we still need it.
I've gone for almost 5 months and I swear I'm in hell.

I agree with what a few others said about her needing to know everything about your sex drive and history.

How many times you slept with your EXes is none of her damn business! Even if you were getting married it still wouldn't be. The past is the past and no one should have to retell every second of the past to someone in such a way. That's twisted.

[Kiwi_Fella]

I'll admit I had masterbated a few times... It doesn't really do anything to me.


plus I feel bad aftewards doing it...I think is a sin. So I just dont do it at all!


Porno is evil.... why? because your watching someone getting **** up and your enjoying watching it and jacking off on it.. ( that's just disgusting and disturbing...dont you not think so) Yeah you might get pleasure from it but does it feel right to watch some slut getting bang by many guys?


, plus we all know porno are whores and slut ( that just basicallly constitute that is the work of the devil)

However I know someone will argue and ask what is worse having your significant other cheated on you or jack off on porno? Obvously we all know that answer on that...



i am just saying... both of them are equally evil! ( this is my opinion and i dont expect anyone to go by it... everyone has theirs... just my two cents that's all!)

Is this a pisstake? It has to be

If your serious, head back to the nunnery.

[Julie5150]

LOL@PsnIvy

If she's getting paid for it then I say you're just watching her hard at work
They make porn for other people's satisfaction in that respect. So I consider it a mature sex aid.
I'm sure some types of it go too far for the average bloke - but everyone has their own boat they float in.

I don't watch routine porn, though - my husband and I have that department covered.

[FOXXIE]

I use to think exactly like you do...

but the reality is that men need sex. Some of you chicks may try and " convince " us of otherwise. But it is something that we are " programmed " to have from the moment we wake up.. I know if I didn't get some sort of sexual release at least every day then I'd start pulling my hair out.

And we all know that porno and sex goes hand and hand..

Wow at the puns in that sentence ^^^!

I know we are not all perfect! Like what I said I had masterbate a few times but I felt bad afterwards so i dont do it at all. I avoid it!

I believe it had something to do about believing in God! I take that seriously!

however dont get me wrong I am not a religious person... is just that I am not into porno period!

Is like eating a chocolate double fudge cake... it taste good but you know for a fact is bad for you. so you try to avoid it!

I guess some of us have some self control and most dont!

( this is my opinion and i dont expect anyone to go by it....)

[Beklet]

Women need sex, too - don't let what a girl who's trying to be modest lead you to believe otherwise. We might be able to go longer w/o it - but we still need it.
I've gone for almost 5 months and I swear I'm in hell.

I agree with what a few others said about her needing to know everything about your sex drive and history.

How many times you slept with your EXes is none of her damn business! Even if you were getting married it still wouldn't be. The past is the past and no one should have to retell every second of the past to someone in such a way. That's twisted.

Too bloody right!

Six months and I was climbing the walls......ugh!

[1/2man1/2amazin]

tell her your sh*t scared about prostate cancer because 3 generations of men in your family have died from it and that you heard masterbation is a huge help to prevention.

[Stalwart Steve]

I know we are not all perfect! Like what I said I had masterbate a few times but I felt bad afterwards so i dont do it at all. I avoid it!

I believe it had something to do about believing in God! I take that seriously!

however dont get me wrong I am not a religious person... is just that I am not into porno period!

Is like eating a chocolate double fudge cake... it taste good but you know for a fact is bad for you. so you try to avoid it!

I guess some of us have some self control and most dont!

( this is my opinion and i dont expect anyone to go by it....)

Porno isn't bad for you, shut your face. As a matter of fact "chocolate double fudge cake" is hardly bad for me either.

[KillahPriest]

just tell her "HELL YEAH" then high five her

[gr8fubar420]

Almost everytime me and my girlfriend don't have sex and we talk later in the day she asks me later in the day if I masterbated. She asks if I swear on our relationship that I didn't and thats where it gets me. She asks me where I did it and what I did it with, like the internet or whatever. I can't help it if I get teased and were not able to have sex. Now shes mad at me because I 'lied' to her about doing it. She knows I've used the internet before I don't pretend its the other girl, I just need a visual.

What should I do so she stops asking me all the time? If she asks me what am I supposed to say? I don't want to lie but I just feel that it'd be better for her to just not know. I love her and would NEVER cheat on her. Does anyone else have a gf and still masterbate? Please help this sucks.

shes a ****ing immature controlling b1tch! tell her to shut the hell up and who gives a **** if u masturbate.

[Julie5150]

I'll admit I had masterbated a few times... It doesn't really do anything to me.


plus I feel bad aftewards doing it...I think is a sin. So I just dont do it at all!


Porno is evil.... why? because your watching someone getting **** up and your enjoying watching it and jacking off on it.. ( that's just disgusting and disturbing...dont you not think so) Yeah you might get pleasure from it but does it feel right to watch some slut getting bang by many guys?


, plus we all know porno are whores and slut ( that just basicallly constitute that is the work of the devil)

However I know someone will argue and ask what is worse having your significant other cheated on you or jack off on porno? Obvously we all know that answer on that...



i am just saying... both of them are equally evil! ( this is my opinion and i dont expect anyone to go by it... everyone has theirs... just my two cents that's all!)

For your personal record I didn't neg you 'cause I disagree with you. I negged you because you said all porn chicks are sluts - a lot of porn is of married couples, you just don't watch enough to know that.

I'm taking personal offense to this 'cause I've known a few porn-chicks as friends. You're just judging them from their profession. Which is a real profession, btw - taxed and all.

You don't have to like it or agree with it - but calling them sluts just because their job involves having sex on camera is hypocritical.
Hypocritical as in: you see porn as being sinful, but you'll trash-talk someone.
If you're so worried about God and sin then WTF are you doing insulting people when trying to make your point?

[shanetrain1973]

Almost everytime me and my girlfriend don't have sex and we talk later in the day she asks me later in the day if I masterbated. She asks if I swear on our relationship that I didn't and thats where it gets me. She asks me where I did it and what I did it with, like the internet or whatever. I can't help it if I get teased and were not able to have sex. Now shes mad at me because I 'lied' to her about doing it. She knows I've used the internet before I don't pretend its the other girl, I just need a visual.

What should I do so she stops asking me all the time? If she asks me what am I supposed to say? I don't want to lie but I just feel that it'd be better for her to just not know. I love her and would NEVER cheat on her. Does anyone else have a gf and still masterbate? Please help this sucks.

"Am I breathing?"
"It keeps me faithful."
Why is does she pressure you so much about it? Ssseesh!! Tell her to chill!

[Stalwart Steve]

For your personal record I didn't neg you 'cause I disagree with you. I negged you because you said all porn chicks are sluts - a lot of porn is of married couples, you just don't watch enough to know that.

I'm taking personal offense to this 'cause I've known a few porn-chicks as friends. You're just judging them from their profession. Which is a real profession, btw - taxed and all.

You don't have to like it or agree with it - but calling them sluts just because their job involves having sex on camera is hypocritical.
Hypocritical as in: you see porn as being sinful, but you'll trash-talk someone.
If you're so worried about God and sin then WTF are you doing insulting people when trying to make your point?

Yes, also, her user pics are of her in underwear, so she deserves to get stuffed.

[Kal-L]

lol, sry. don't worry I'd like an occasional boobscrew...and of course almost nothing like a girl with a pretty face for the piitm.

LMFAO! Ok I wont worry then... like I was

[suppmanager]

Just tell her to open her mouth and juggle your balls. Or pull your pants down in front of her and start jerking furiously. Then blow your wad on the closest shoe to you. That'll teach her.

[WeightedDips]

I know this thread is about me masterbating but hey why not share what else is going on.

My gf just annoyed the crap out of me. We just got off the phone and we are arguing over something so dumb that she mad a big deal out of.

Earlier today we went to a University and after, on the drive home, I was frustrated with the college process. She asked me If I wanted to feed homeless kids on Xmas day and I said sure, it'll help me get into Uconn (my school) when they see I did that. Then she says "I want you to do it for the good of it", I said "why would I do it for them? I'm just tryin to get into college".

She got SO PISSED when I said that. I told her I said that because I was frustrated all day and didn't mean it. We just got off the phone and she was mad that I said I'm into bodybuilding, that I would never go out and look for something nice like that to do. If someone asked me about it, I'd do it, just like she asked me.

THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. I apologize if you've read that and are amazed at how stupid it is but hey I'm tryin to see what others think. Its SOOOOOOOOO DUMB. Your thoughts?

[pineapple_guy]

For your personal record I didn't neg you 'cause I disagree with you. I negged you because you said all porn chicks are sluts - a lot of porn is of married couples, you just don't watch enough to know that.

I'm taking personal offense to this 'cause I've known a few porn-chicks as friends. You're just judging them from their profession. Which is a real profession, btw - taxed and all.

You don't have to like it or agree with it - but calling them sluts just because their job involves having sex on camera is hypocritical.
Hypocritical as in: you see porn as being sinful, but you'll trash-talk someone.
If you're so worried about God and sin then WTF are you doing insulting people when trying to make your point?

I felt the same^^

Oh and weighted dips, your Girlfriend is right in that you shouldn't be so selfish that you only want to help the needy to get into college.

Being charitable is extremely rewarding, and the fact that you can add it to your college entrance sheet is the icing on the cake!

That still doesn't take away from the fact that she is a demanding, crazy bitch and she needs to be dumped.

[thesinner]

I know this thread is about me masterbating but hey why not share what else is going on.

My gf just annoyed the crap out of me. We just got off the phone and we are arguing over something so dumb that she mad a big deal out of.

Earlier today we went to a University and after, on the drive home, I was frustrated with the college process. She asked me If I wanted to feed homeless kids on Xmas day and I said sure, it'll help me get into Uconn (my school) when they see I did that. Then she says "I want you to do it for the good of it", I said "why would I do it for them? I'm just tryin to get into college".

She got SO PISSED when I said that. I told her I said that because I was frustrated all day and didn't mean it. We just got off the phone and she was mad that I said I'm into bodybuilding, that I would never go out and look for something nice like that to do. If someone asked me about it, I'd do it, just like she asked me.

THIS IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. I apologize if you've read that and are amazed at how stupid it is but hey I'm tryin to see what others think. Its SOOOOOOOOO DUMB. Your thoughts?

Maybe some of you older "Women" (as opposed to "girls") can vouche for this statement, but I really think that a lot of girls at this age have a tendency to mistake boyfriends for barbie dolls. Meaning, they can be really intuitive, bossy, and want to dress you up in "cute" clothes.

She has an image in her mind that she has set up for you, and by telling her that you're into BBing, you've just replaced that image with a picture of an overly striated Jay Cutler: you're like a broken barbie doll now.

My advice to you is give into the inevitable and ditch the bitch: she's not doing you any good but giving you a headache, which is being passed onto this forum and giving me one.

[high psi]

Maybe some of you older "Women" (as opposed to "girls") can vouche for this statement, but I really think that a lot of girls at this age have a tendency to mistake boyfriends for barbie dolls. Meaning, they can be really intuitive, bossy, and want to dress you up in "cute" clothes.

She has an image in her mind that she has set up for you, and by telling her that you're into BBing, you've just replaced that image with a picture of an overly striated Jay Cutler: you're like a broken barbie doll now.

My advice to you is give into the inevitable and ditch the bitch: she's not doing you any good but giving you a headache, which is being passed onto this forum and giving me one.

best post ever.

[thesinner]

best post ever.

Oy, my last gf was heartbroken when she came to the realization that I wasn't there for her own personal entertainment.

[Alternamaton]

Is like eating a chocolate double fudge cake... it taste good but you know for a fact is bad for you. so you try to avoid it!

Eating a chocolate double fudge cake increases your blood sugar, causes your body to store unnecessary fat, and causes tooth decay.

Masturbating releases tension, burns fat, and is a great stress reliever. It doesn't harm you or anyone else in any way.

You must be one exceptional idiot if you managed to get down to 0 rep power while BEING FEMALE. Wow.

Oh and weighted dips, your Girlfriend is right in that you shouldn't be so selfish that you only want to help the needy to get into college.

Being charitable is extremely rewarding...

Yeah, WD, don't help the needy for personal gain; do it for the rewards...

[thesinner]

poisonivy,

I understand where you're coming from in that yanking it should not be something you overindulge in. (and am probably gonna get negged) In fact compulsive masturbation causes a significant zinc deficiency and loss in spinal fluid. In contrast, regular orgasms are optimal for a man's natural androgenic health. 2-3 times a week for a man under the age of 30 is actually considered by some to be healthy.

Of course, you have to realize that a female orgasm is not quite the same as a male. If it was, it would only last for a few short instances, you'd probably have a mess to clean up, followed by a snack and a cat-nap.

The main point that I'm trying to get across is that the sexual anatomy between a man and a woman are different (which I'm sure you could've figured out on your own). They function differently, work through different mechanisms, and are arroused through different stimuli. For this reason, I think it's safe to say that you should not let your experiences in sexual exploration speak for both men and women.

Take Care,

thesinner

P.S. Once went 4 months cold turkey my first year in college, and was not something anyone wanted to be within a 10 mile radius of.

[Beklet]

Maybe some of you older "Women" (as opposed to "girls") can vouche for this statement, but I really think that a lot of girls at this age have a tendency to mistake boyfriends for barbie dolls. Meaning, they can be really intuitive, bossy, and want to dress you up in "cute" clothes.

She has an image in her mind that she has set up for you, and by telling her that you're into BBing, you've just replaced that image with a picture of an overly striated Jay Cutler: you're like a broken barbie doll now.

My advice to you is give into the inevitable and ditch the bitch: she's not doing you any good but giving you a headache, which is being passed onto this forum and giving me one.

Exactly. You have already stated that she wants everything to be 'perfect'. Seems she has an image in her head of what you should be, or what she thinks is 'perfect', and everytime she finds out something about you that doesn't match her personal tick list, she gets upset.

She either likes you for what you are, or finds another puppet to pull strings on. No-one is perfect. The nature of relationships is that we weigh the great things against things we may not like so much, and decide if, on balance, the good things outweigh the bad.

Sounds like she's far too immature to have worked that one out yet.

[@RN1E]

PIITB


nah seriously though, i would get her to take noodz of herself and tell her so u can use them to masterbate, then when u get home, throw them in your drawer and hit the internetz for some hardcore porn!!!

[Julie5150]

Eating a chocolate double fudge cake increases your blood sugar, causes your body to store unnecessary fat, and causes tooth decay.

Masturbating releases tension, burns fat, and is a great stress reliever. It doesn't harm you or anyone else in any way.

You must be one exceptional idiot if you managed to get down to 0 rep power while BEING FEMALE. Wow.



Yeah, WD, don't help the needy for personal gain; do it for the rewards...

FOODS of any kind do not cause tooth decay.
NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH and maintaining proper dental hygene is what causes tooth decay.

/schooling. I couldn't help myself.

[Boxman]

In fact compulsive masturbation causes a significant zinc deficiency and loss in spinal fluid.

First time I've ever heard this. This claim sounds very dubious to me.

But nonetheless, I will definitely join you in advocating moderation. Daily jerking is detrimental to a good sex life.

My advice: don't jerk off every day; indeed try to abstain for 2-3 days before having sex. This takes self-discipline, but that sacrifice pays off when sexy time comes!

[Alternamaton]

FOODS of any kind do not cause tooth decay.
NOT BRUSHING YOUR TEETH and maintaining proper dental hygene is what causes tooth decay.

What the hell? Foods can cause tooth decay even if you brush and floss every day. If you ate a huge-ass chocolate cake every day, you would end up with tooth decay.

/schooling

[thesinner]

First time I've ever heard this. This claim sounds very dubious to me.

But nonetheless, I will definitely join you in advocating moderation. Daily jerking is detrimental to a good sex life.

My advice: don't jerk off every day; indeed try to abstain for 2-3 days before having sex. This takes self-discipline, but that sacrifice pays off when sexy time comes!

Not a big follower of the whole spinal fluid claim either (I read it in an article about tantric.) The zinc deficiency is definitely true as zinc is used in test and sperm production. But yeah, unbacked scare tactics aside, do your deed in moderation.

[Julie5150]

What the hell? Foods can cause tooth decay even if you brush and floss every day. If you ate a huge-ass chocolate cake every day, you would end up with tooth decay.

/schooling

Not so - sugars and such feed an acid that cause decay.
But if you rid your mouth of the sugar and such then the acids have nothing to feed on.
People can go their entire life eating such foods and never have any tooth decay with proper dental care.

/schooling.