Website to find your local rub-n-tug (happy ending massage parlor) Thank me later

[ClaudeGiroux]

when will it be mine turn for fountain spewing variety?

[GrimRep_er]

Didn't know these were real life. I live about 300 feet from one.
I always thought it was weird because te curtains are ALWAYS closed and there is no way of seeing what goes on inside. Not to mention its open till like 10-11 pm. Makes sense now

You know what you need to do.....

for the misc! Story to follow.

[kennyr87]

another site for u misc ****s: http://usasexguide.info/forum/

lmao at these idiots

Great intel VW. I've never been to Fantacy, but plan on checking it out soon. Great to know that young talent is turning up there.I have been reading this board for about a month and decided with all the great reviews at fantacy to check it out and I went twice. I had such a good time the first time I went that I could barely wait a week and a half before I went a second time. Well I went this past Thursday and on Sunday morning I woke up to piss and it burned. Later on in the day I had other signs of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea. I went to go get tested today but after doing research I already know what I have.

[Destor]

Are there ever white girls in these places?

[Turbomunkey]

Lol theres one 5 minutes from my house. I thought my buddy was lying about it being a happy ending place. Ayyyyyyy time to go get a massage

[aa345]

Entered my city... 18 in my area including one literally across the street from my gym. 10 of them are within 5 miles...

[unknowinglyRP]

This thread will end in absolutely 0 miscers going to jail for solicitation, I guarantee it </sarcasm>

[clodoveo1]

Old news , old site

You better have $140 + $60 for massage. My friend told me so

[albertlei]

These places are probably STI infested

[NotANun21]

Someone post more reviews man, I enjoy the insight into these messed up people's minds

[JoeMantoni]

I cannot get enough of these Asian Massage Parlors. Rub Maps absolutely helps me in every way, especially after a hard workout

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

The fuk?

People are willing to pay $170+ for a fukn handjob? Lol I read like 2 reviews so far and thats what they paid... Ridiculous

They said she was a 5' 2" fat mexican lady in her 40's too... Not sure if serious

women are so annoying we'd rather spend $170 for a hassle-free handy from an obese 40 year old than actually go out and date.

the struggle is fukin real.

[Sharkanana]

Fuk random sketch guys all day.
Middle age asian bishes.

No thx jeff. I like my dink in one piece.

[MyManDan26]

Old news , old site

You better have $140 + $60 for massage. My friend told me so

The one I go to is 45$ -30 min massage+ 40$ tug. I posted pics in another thread from my girl coco

Fuk random sketch guys all day.
Middle age asian bishes.

No thx jeff. I like my dink in one piece.

You think her hand has STD's or what? These chicks use oil and never get tired. Literally HJ game is on another level.

[50925151]

Only near me

[zeronotyethero]

there used to be one down the street from me, but it got turned into a Verizon store.

I don't see the problem...

[Ancient Olympia]

I went to one of these places many years ago. The woman massaging me was in her 50s at least. She washed me on a table first and literally scrubbed my butt-hole with a luffa. I hadn't had sex in almost a year so I didn't even care. She massaged me 20 minutes on my back and 20 on my front, and then proceeded to give me an epic hand job while slightly fingering my ass. I'm not gonna lie, it felt incredible. By far the best HJ I've ever had. The fact that she was in her 50s and I was like 25, and that she was playing with my butt hole made me feel like a fuking pervert and I shot a gargantuan load. I still beat off to that experience many years later, and hope that one day I can find a wife who is into this kind of thing.

[Ancient Olympia]

women are so annoying we'd rather spend $170 for a hassle-free handy from an obese 40 year old than actually go out and date.

the struggle is fukin real.

Truer words have never been spoken. If prostitution was legal and highly regulated, I would never even consider dating again.

[J3remy]

$160 and all this effort just for a handjob?

Meanwhile over here $15 here gets me a freelancer off the street for anything i want all night

USA, not even once

[Breaktj]

Any of these places do more, I just now found this thread didn't realize there was places like that around me, I'm in MA, near Boston, anyone else in that area ? know any good spots ?

[MComm]

nice