Fish Oil: Take RECTALLY???

**TrainOfThought** · 12-01-2008, 12:15 AM

ahhhhhhaha,

that was a great lulz

**Big Slim DaDDy** · 12-01-2008, 12:22 AM

The GNC employee pretty much raped you. He manipulated you into shoving something up your ass. You got sodomized by a GNC employee.

**whiplash77** · 12-01-2008, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by Big Slim DaDDy

The GNC employee pretty much raped you. He manipulated you into shoving something up your ass. You got sodomized by a GNC employee.

Tyrone Biggums...

**DR_P** · 12-01-2008, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by cpschroe1134

One thing that I thought was strange though, is he told me that fish oil should be taken ANALLY!

the only purpose a rectal application of fish oil (or any type of oil) could theoretically have is to serve as lubricant.

Beside that, it does not have any physiological purpose because lipids can not be absorbed in the colon.

**Hansolo261** · 12-01-2008, 07:44 AM

first off that guy needs to be fired. However if the fu kin instruction stated oral administration then common sense should tell you what to do. I dont think gnc any thing that goes up your ass.

**SPACECLOWN** · 12-01-2008, 07:46 AM

**MARMUS** · 12-01-2008, 07:47 AM

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**Hansolo261** · 12-01-2008, 11:32 AM

they could have sold you a funnel to shove up your ass, then you could have let some MEGA MEN get there SIZE ON to give you a superpump so they can leave you in an ALTERED STATE.

**wasp9166** · 12-01-2008, 11:35 AM

this might not be a bad idea, cuz i just took some and everytime i burp all i taste is bad sardines ..............

**DiMattia43** · 12-01-2008, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by SPACECLOWN

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bassASS!!!

**quank** · 12-31-2008, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by DiMattia43

hahahahahaha

bassASS!!!

LoL!!

**DiMattia43** · 12-31-2008, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by quank

LoL!!

haha, this was funny ****

**muruku** · 12-31-2008, 11:12 PM

isnt applying fish oil/castor oil rectally supposed to stimulate a peristaltic action?

**mer-der-ah** · 01-01-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by BadassSeabass

I heard the best way is to shove it down your urethra, good luck with the 1000mg caps!

you'd be surprised how easily they just squeeze right in there.

**Hansolo261** · 01-05-2009, 06:47 AM

ha!

**ChiseledLikeIce** · 01-05-2009, 07:11 AM

Does the GNC guy come over after you take your daily dose?

**ChiseledLikeIce** · 01-06-2009, 04:11 PM

LOL! @ the neg rep and you calling me a ******!

**kilu** · 01-06-2009, 05:11 PM

Lolloll Hahahah

**quank** · 02-26-2009, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by mer-der-ah

you'd be surprised how easily they just squeeze right in there.

i hope that wasn't from personal experience.

**rokket2005** · 02-26-2009, 10:39 PM

strong bump,, oops,, i mean strong bumps

**mklail** · 02-26-2009, 10:58 PM

OMG. Hahaha. Haven't been on the forums for awhile, signed on and saw this and I couldn't stop laughing.

Thank you sir, you have just made my day.

**quank** · 02-26-2009, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by mklail

OMG. Hahaha. Haven't been on the forums for awhile, signed on and saw this and I couldn't stop laughing.

Thank you sir, you have just made my day.

here's another classic:

every 7 days i'll take 1 pill of D-Drol. will i get gyno?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=114395971

**RedWings91** · 02-26-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by cpschroe1134

I just got into body building about two months ago. I went into the GNC the other day to pick up some protein power, you know, to put on some gains. Anyways, the guy working there ended up talking me into buying all kinds of sh*t. Amino acids, L-glutamine, vitamin C... anyways the list goes on.

One thing that I thought was strange though, is he told me that fish oil should be taken ANALLY! I thought the guy was just f*cking with me, but then I asked around my buddies and they told me the guy wasnt just skrewing with me, they said thats how they take it too!

I've been taking the fish oil as directed by the GNC worker for about a week now... Im not noticing any benefits. My sh*ts however have become loose and oily. ANY SUGGESTIONS/IS THE WHOLE WORLD JUST MESSING WITH ME OR WHAT??

I heard there is tons of "FISH OIL" in banana's and Cucumber's you should tell the GNC guy that. Wait WUT? ha

**Hansolo261** · 02-27-2009, 01:09 PM

just go to the amazon river and dive in naked,in about five mins a Candirus will swim up you uretha and that my friend is all the fish oil you will need.

**rhetro** · 02-27-2009, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by java568

No wonder you haven't been experiencing any effects. When taken anally, an entire fish should be used not just oil capsules.

rofl!

**Hansolo261** · 03-04-2009, 01:01 PM

fish emenia

**warrior504th** · 03-04-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by cpschroe1134

I just got into body building about two months ago. I went into the GNC the other day to pick up some protein power, you know, to put on some gains. Anyways, the guy working there ended up talking me into buying all kinds of sh*t. Amino acids, L-glutamine, vitamin C... anyways the list goes on.

One thing that I thought was strange though, is he told me that fish oil should be taken ANALLY! I thought the guy was just f*cking with me, but then I asked around my buddies and they told me the guy wasnt just skrewing with me, they said thats how they take it too!

I've been taking the fish oil as directed by the GNC worker for about a week now... Im not noticing any benefits. My sh*ts however have become loose and oily. ANY SUGGESTIONS/IS THE WHOLE WORLD JUST MESSING WITH ME OR WHAT??

Mistake #1, you went to GNC. I must've blown 400 bucks on overpriced trash, half that I didnt need, before i learned my lesson and did my own homework on what they told me. I then proceeded to spend only 200 on future orders and get everything in larger amounts on bb.com/store

GNC employees are (generally) not as knowledgeable as they'd have you believe.

**CROSSFIRE24** · 03-04-2009, 01:21 PM

hahaha I can't stop laughing....this is the funniest **** I have seen in a while....Awesome Thread! And all this time I thought I was the only one shoving my Supps straight up the Pooper. lol

**Mr. Mature** · 03-04-2009, 01:22 PM

Aside from injections, rectal applications are the second most potent way of introducing a product/medication, due to the membranous(is that a word?) tissue. There are all kinds of medical enemas, some are bizarre, like coffee for example.

**Hansolo261** · 03-04-2009, 01:22 PM

Here the funny part. I work at GNC and someone came in and actually asked if they could do this.

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