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[Hishiad]

I couldn't wait for you to come back from pooping your brains out to reply to me.

Ain't nobody got time for dat.

It smelt like bar-b-que!!!

[chazzy1864]

I ain't got crap to hide! Whatever! I'll come out and say it. I was going to proposition kvk for drinks and sex in the immediate future, since I'll be back in VA for a limited time.



Or.... I was going to touch on the subject of teh author I spoke of awhile back (Steve Alten) and suggest that Kvk read some of his sh*t. Kvk is a fan of factual - technical - details about subjects,especially military ones. The dude writes fictional books but cites and emphasizes lots of actual scientific facts and crap. The current one I'm reading now "Goliath" involves lots of naval stuff. Went into detail about the full force surrounding an aircraft carrier, all of the ships escorting, the fighters, the crew, the defensive systems, etc. Used actual ship names/numbers. I figure he might enjoy it, as he is a fan of Tom Clancy.

[ThickAsABrick]

tough break, kvk!

[kvk1]

Or.... I was going to touch on the subject of teh author I spoke of awhile back (Steve Alten) and suggest that Kvk read some of his sh*t. Kvk is a fan of factual - technical - details about subjects,especially military ones. The dude writes fictional books but cites and emphasizes lots of actual scientific facts and crap. The current one I'm reading now "Goliath" involves lots of naval stuff. Went into detail about the full force surrounding an aircraft carrier, all of the ships escorting, the fighters, the crew, the defensive systems, etc. Used actual ship names/numbers. I figure he might enjoy it, as he is a fan of Tom Clancy.

I could always use a new favorite author.

I'll take a look.

Cheers.

tough break, kvk!

This will go on my gravestone.

Edit: Emoticon and all.

[mjw8204]

Or.... I was going to touch on the subject of teh author I spoke of awhile back (Steve Alten) and suggest that Kvk read some of his sh*t. Kvk is a fan of factual - technical - details about subjects,especially military ones. The dude writes fictional books but cites and emphasizes lots of actual scientific facts and crap. The current one I'm reading now "Goliath" involves lots of naval stuff. Went into detail about the full force surrounding an aircraft carrier, all of the ships escorting, the fighters, the crew, the defensive systems, etc. Used actual ship names/numbers. I figure he might enjoy it, as he is a fan of Tom Clancy.

None of us need to know this.

[im2manly]

Spaghetti sucks. I am actually srs. Worst food I have ever had.

[Hishiad]

None of us need to know this.

This

[adamdavidson47]

With all my love, of course.

Dat dere cut is workin brah.

[chazzy1864]

I could always use a new favorite author.

I'll take a look.

Cheers.

I've only read "The Loch" that involved Loch Ness lore and sh*t. That is what turned me on to him. Excellent book. As I said, I'm now currently reading Goliath. I plan to get into his MEG series, but the book store only had #3 & 4, so I didn't want to start there.

[adamdavidson47]

Spaghetti sucks. I am actually srs. Worst food I have ever had.

Why?

[medjen]

People are a dumb.


Some chick in the Fem Misc started a thread about how she feels guilty every time she eats fruit.




Fruit = guilt, apparently.

[ThickAsABrick]

Spaghetti sucks. I am actually srs. Worst food I have ever had.

People are a dumb.


Some chick in the Fem Misc started a thread about how she feels guilty every time she eats fruit.




Fruit = guilt, apparently.

Is her name Eve?

[im2manly]

People are a dumb.


Some chick in the Fem Misc started a thread about how she feels guilty every time she eats fruit.




Fruit = guilt, apparently.

Was she married and the fruit a banana?

[im2manly]

Why?

Why? I am glad you asked! Sgetties are basically a tasteless carb covered in over spiced tomato jizz which is necessary in order to call the bland dish a dish.

[kvk1]

I felt same the way with fruit gushers in elementary school.

My mom would tell me not to get them and opt for something healthier.

But I was too gangster to listen to her at the time.

Thank you.

[ThickAsABrick]

Why?

He's probably made it himself, or else got it from a can.

[Hishiad]

I felt same the way with fruit gushers in elementary school.

My mom would tell me not to get them and opt for something healthier.

But I was too gangster to listen to her at the time.

Thank you.

'splains the Fubu & chain

[ThickAsABrick]

'splains

Did you get a word a day calendar recently?

[Orlando1234977]

Why? I am glad you asked! Sgetties are basically a tasteless carb covered in over spiced tomato jizz which is necessary in order to call the bland dish a dish.

I spend hours preparing the meatballs to get them just right.

[im2manly]

I spend hours preparing the meatballs to get them just right.

I have no issue with meatballs.

[Hishiad]

Did you get a word a day calendar recently?

For my advent...how did you know?

[im2manly]

For my advent...how did you know?

He probably has the same thing.

[Orlando1234977]

I have no issue with meatballs.

Yeah, me neither.

[Lencho]

I have no issue with meatballs.

ltfol

FWIW, I would like to submit a title for the next Rant:

RANT: i am obese and on a phone


Although I do like Vox's idea from earlier in the day.

[adamdavidson47]

Why? I am glad you asked! Sgetties are basically a tasteless carb covered in over spiced tomato jizz which is necessary in order to call the bland dish a dish.

And spaghetti tastes different than any other pasta, or are you referring to all pasta when you say spaghetti.

[im2manly]

And spaghetti tastes different than any other pasta, or are you referring to all pasta when you say spaghetti.

The red gravey in particular.

[Final_Rep]

(Frep post that results in heckling and laughter at Frep's expense)

[adamdavidson47]

The red gravey in particular.

Stop eating gross stuff from a jar.

[adamdavidson47]

The final mission in Xcom is a beesh. BRB, gotta load saved game because my ethereal dude got annihilated.

[ThickAsABrick]

FWIW, I would like to submit a title for the next Rant:

RANT: i am obese and on a phone

seconded