Misc 30+ Geezer Crew: About as clever as a box of rocks

[hai2dehfolks]

^^^^^ I had to get all of the angles. Too many myspace angles, but the one from the top was truly artistic.





this is getting graphic...



you know PROPER nighttime conversation.


continue.....

[MrBungle11]

^^^^^ I had to get all of the angles. Too many myspace angles, but the one from the top was truly artistic.


this is getting graphic...



you know PROPER nighttime conversation.


continue.....

With this body, I've gotta work the Myspace angels...Im glad people in this thread are of age to know what Myspace was.

night time? Its just gone 1:30pm...but happy to continue with the conversation

[hai2dehfolks]

With this body, I've gotta work the Myspace angels...Im glad people in this thread are of age to know what Myspace was.

night time? Its just gone 1:30pm...but happy to continue with the conversation

LOL yup. It's not just a phrase... it was a THING.

and yeah well... it's 22:39 here... soooo it's late...ish for me.

[MrBungle11]

LOL yup. It's not just a phrase... it was a THING.

and yeah well... it's 22:39 here... soooo it's late...ish for me.

Apparently it is still a thing!

Drink in hand I hope..

[5x10]

this is getting graphic...
you know PROPER nighttime conversation.
.....

age 26

[hai2dehfolks]

Apparently it is still a thing!

Drink in hand I hope..

LOL WUT... no it isn't.... REALLY?

age 26

yes?

[5x10]

LOL WUT... no it isn't.... REALLY?
yes?

tell me more about whats proper

[hai2dehfolks]

tell me more about whats proper

Tea time, knee length dresses and skirts, tops with no cleavage, no cursing, table manners....







FUKKING LIKE MANIACS IN A BRIGHTLY LIT ROOM IN COSTUMES WHILE ONLOOKERS WATCHED AND EVENTUALLY ALL JOINED IN.

[5x10]

Tea time, knee length dresses and skirts, tops with no cleavage, no cursing, table manners....
.

u need to talk to my daughters

FUKKING LIKE MANIACS IN A BRIGHTLY LIT ROOM IN COSTUMES WHILE ONLOOKERS WATCHED AND EVENTUALLY ALL JOINED IN.

errrr...... nevermind

[hai2dehfolks]

LOL....


My little sister thinks I'm a pretty good role model... she's gonna be 20 in July. I'm awesome.





I also keep my private life private. and have never done what I've mentioned above bc I have no idea about anything.

[5x10]

LOL....
My little sister thinks I'm a pretty good role model... she's gonna be 20 in July. I'm awesome.
I also keep my private life private. and have never done what I've mentioned above bc I have no idea about anything.

not serious sweety, im sure your a good girl irl

[Artemis00]

That feel when you check your alarm the previous night and see that it is scheduled for 7:20 AM. Your alarm goes off, dogs want out so you start your day. Typical normal routine...checking work emails, geezer thread, etc. After about 45 minutes of that, you finally glance down at the clock on the lower part of your computer screen only to see that it is 7:10 AM. Damn phone didn't show the 6:15 AM alarm that was still set from yesterday. I could have slept in another hour

[twovalvekid]

Morning bae's.


Artemis....dez headfones are teh chit.

[Artemis00]

Morning bae's.


Artemis....dez headfones are teh chit.

Morning TVK

LOL. Funny you mentioned that. I got an email this morning from Jaybird...they have new ear tips. Sports version and Isolation version. I was actually planning on buying a new set of ear tips so gonna give those a go.

Glad you like them. And good to know you don't have those alien ears that don't work with the Jaybird fins.

[Fawnl]

^^^ We're just going to stop talking about this bc I'm getting frustrated with my life. kthxbai



honey, you're still smaller than me. please see body blog for proof. lol

the shoes. THE SHOOOOOESSSSS. and yeah. I'd wreck you, nh.

I looked in your bodyspace... Left disappoint... THERE IS NOTHING IN THERE!!!

Myspace angles aren't magic. You fine as hell, girl.

And I'd toss you around like I was juggling. Srs.

Oh you... the ultimate white knight.

I'd let you.

I am actually looking at getting them done start of June time frame. I do love the freedom of being able to be braless without worry though, well except for the whole if its cold I am at attention!

Oh and Hai there Miss Breezy You should see my other tatts and did i mention i like the girlies too

Nooo, you look like you have such nice boobs already! Why change them???

LOL I was in relationship help in my chat thread... and got told to go for the MARRIED guys.

and damnit, LS. I'm 26, not 20 ffs. You're telling me that you don't date women her 20s? or WON'T rather?

Wtf... they told you to go for married guys? Why would anyone tell you to do that and why would anyone DO that?

I got cheated on in high school. I beat the chit out of that guy and left him crying in a ditch. Literally. And the girl ran from me and hid in the principals office and I followed her there. The principal got in the way and stood in the doorway and I said to him " If you don't get the fukk out of my way and let me in there, I will finish this OUTSIDE of school and you will ALL regret it."

Good times. Now that I think about it, it really does make sense why it was the like the parting of the red sea when I walked down the busy high school hallway. I was an angry teenager.

ill bring the wine, lube, and squirt pads

I'll bring the red vagina.

[jmonty]

I got cheated on in high school. I beat the chit out of that guy and left him crying in a ditch. Literally. And the girl ran from me and hid in the principals office and I followed her there. The principal got in the way and stood in the doorway and I said to him " If you don't get the fukk out of my way and let me in there, I will finish this OUTSIDE of school and you will ALL regret it."

fawnl, leaving guys crying in ditches since 1997

I'll bring the red vagina.

and the purple angus

[blumpkin415]

Morning geezers.

Checking in from the bar at O'hare airport...

[jmonty]

text from last night:

"Promise me at least once, we can watch porn together while you **** me."

[Vexidi]

text from last night:
"Promise me at least once, we can watch porn together while you **** me."

awww yeah son, hard to beat a chick who likes porn as the background music

[Artemis00]

text from last night:

"Promise me at least once, we can watch porn together while you **** me."

I think I'm gonna try texting that to random numbers I have in my cell phone

[Fawnl]

I think I'm gonna try texting that to random numbers I have in my cell phone

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, OMG please do and screenshot the results!!!!

[JRMoore82]

Morning TVK

LOL. Funny you mentioned that. I got an email this morning from Jaybird...they have new ear tips. Sports version and Isolation version. I was actually planning on buying a new set of ear tips so gonna give those a go.

Glad you like them. And good to know you don't have those alien ears that don't work with the Jaybird fins.

Ya what kinda freak has misshapen ears.

Spoiler!

I have a fresh bottle of lotion for you to apply to your skin

Spoiler!

CHARLIE YOU ****ING BITCH! I love you! Let's work this out!

text from last night:

"Promise me at least once, we can watch porn together while you **** me."

She's playing hard to get.

[jamalfudge]

I think I'm gonna try texting that to random numbers I have in my cell phone

Brb sending #.

[blumpkin415]

awww yeah son, hard to beat a chick who likes porn as the background music

Unless you are Chris Brown...

[jmonty]

Unless you are Chris Brown...

lol

then it's easy to beat them

[LaughingStorm]

I understand the age thing... but usually I think that the AGE DIFFERENCE thing applies to women who date men 20yrs older... where there is actually a TELLING difference. 7-8 years ain't nothing, darlin. Just ask Tiddy.

I'm supposed to be refraining from calling Bitty's husband a ******* all the time.

Also: LOL @ dirty old man... You ain't an old man, sugar. Far from it.

IRL, I am straight up decrepit. I have witnesses.

text from last night:
"Promise me at least once, we can watch porn together while you **** me."

Weird, I got that exact text this morning.

[Fawnl]

weird, i got that exact text this morning.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[JRMoore82]

During the weight loss process do other Geezers go through "image" issues like me?

Where you go "damned looking good!"

Then "holy **** my love handles and back fat! Gross!!"

Then u look good. Then you look gross.

[5x10]

That feel when you check your alarm the previous night and see that it is scheduled for 7:20 AM. Your alarm goes off, dogs want out so you start your day. Typical normal routine...checking work emails, geezer thread, etc. After about 45 minutes of that, you finally glance down at the clock on the lower part of your computer screen only to see that it is 7:10 AM. Damn phone didn't show the 6:15 AM alarm that was still set from yesterday. I could have slept in another hour

that blows, especially if your tired

and the purple angus

cot damn, beat me to it

[TXBuddy]

During the weight loss process do other Geezers go through "image" issues like me?

Where you go "damned looking good!"

Then "holy **** my love handles and back fat! Gross!!"

Then u look good. Then you look gross.

I'm never satisfied.