Ask an awesome 87 year old man anything

**lunchbox12** · 05-10-2008, 10:41 AM

is your dad worth a lot of $$$?

**Rigit23** · 05-10-2008, 10:42 AM

Tell your dad to write a book and send me the first copy

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by lunchbox12

is your dad worth a lot of $$$?

Used to be, lost the bulk of it in divorces. I'd say we are lower-middle class, but he is comfortable. I live on my own though, so he only has to support himself and my little sister.

My little sister isnt actually his biological kid, but he has raised her from birth as his own. My mom had her with some dude during the divorce process.

**-Lucifer** · 05-10-2008, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by tlstern

No I'm not 87, but my dad is. (serious)

Ask a question and I will relay it to him. He is awesome, here are some facts about him:

He was in WW2
Was a boxer, then realestate broker
Married and divorced 3 times, 7 kids total (youngest being me at 20)
Banged over 80 women
Dated a 45 y.o woman last yr (who wasnt too bad actually, and he is not rich)
Smart and funny as hell, still works out at gym.
I showed him 2 girls one cup.

CLIFFS: Ask my dad who's 87 anything. He is a badass.

I repped you on behalf of your dad. Tell him I bow down to him.

**GetHimABodyBag** · 05-10-2008, 10:46 AM

Who is his favorite boxer?

**LiftBig315** · 05-10-2008, 10:47 AM

Your dad sounds like cool ****. U serious about the Lamb Chop? That is funny ****.

His advice is also classic.

How was his boxing career?

**TheGallows** · 05-10-2008, 10:48 AM

When the war was over he would walk around the bombed out german towns with a lambchop sticking out of his coat pocket. This method got him laid serveral times.

what does that mean?

**RWHJR3** · 05-10-2008, 10:49 AM

Ask your dad what it was like to watch Babe Ruth play.

**Pain Inflicter** · 05-10-2008, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by TheGallows

When the war was over he would walk around the bombed out german towns with a lambchop sticking out of his coat pocket. This method got him laid serveral times.

what does that mean?

I assume it means the German women were hungry.

Anywho, I dont know if this is one big joke or not. But if it isnt, he sounds like a cool guy.

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 11:46 AM

His favorite boxer is sugar ray. His boxing career was short lived, he was getting really good, but his first kid pressured him to get a high paying job, so he went into releastate. He never really was a Babe Ruth fan, or baseball fan so he was indifferent. Cool fact though is way back in the day he would see Al Capone walking around a lot with a big cigar.

My dad marched past De Gaulle, Churchil, Roosevelt, and Stalin all at the same time once. My dad and my mom also worked out with Arnold Schwarzenegger just before he made conan.

PS: I added a picture and more facts to my first post!

**RWHJR3** · 05-10-2008, 11:48 AM

No photo seen on the post.

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by RWHJR3

No photo seen on the post.

Look again, also check out the facts.

**LiftBig315** · 05-10-2008, 11:51 AM

Damn man, sounds like your dad has lived an awesome life. I hope to experience **** half as cool as what he has.

**Pain Inflicter** · 05-10-2008, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by tlstern

PS: I added a picture and more facts to my first post!

Your dad looks cool

**zune** · 05-10-2008, 11:55 AM

is he a tits or an ass man?
bush or shaved?
who is he voting for? and why

**BballBuilder** · 05-10-2008, 11:58 AM

Your dad is ****ing hardcore. hahaha

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by zune

is he a tits or an ass man?
bush or shaved?
who is he voting for? and why

He said tits. He also commented that gigantic tits are no good, then said "Whatver you cant fit in your mouth is waisted."

He doesnt care if it is shaved or not, but did comment that nothing is worse than a stinky vag.

He is voting for Hillary. He is a democrat and doesnt like that Obama had that nutty preacher and that he didnt have his hand over his heart during the star spangled banner in that one video.

Another funny story: Once he picked up a girl for a date in a brand new Buick, and had a nice suit on. She gets in and says "Wow Bob are you trying to impress me or something?" He then said "Get the hell out of my car." and drove off lol.

**rofles** · 05-10-2008, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by tlstern

Another funny story: Once he picked up a girl for a date in a brand new Buick, and had a nice suit on. She gets in and says "Wow Bob are you trying to impress me or something?" He then said "Get the hell out of my car." and drove off lol.

lmao

**GetHimABodyBag** · 05-10-2008, 12:04 PM

ask him about vag that smells like "warm chicken", sensual with a hint of sweetness and a touch of sweat..does he like?

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by GetHimABodyBag

ask him about vag that smells like "warm chicken", sensual with a hint of sweetness and a touch of sweat..does he like?

Not asking that.

**ColdasIce18** · 05-10-2008, 12:06 PM

What is the secret to long life?

Also ask him what the key to happiness is

ask him that please, tough questions, I know but good ones

**SteR-** · 05-10-2008, 12:08 PM

can you ask him what his major regrets in life are? (if any)

**Project_BelAir** · 05-10-2008, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by tlstern

He was in the 2nd armored division, called "Hell on Wheels". I still have his army jacket actually, it is tiny he was only 120 pounds! lol.

Some cool war stories he has told me.

His whole company got in line to bang some polish whore, who wanted to take on all 100 guys or so. He actually got in line and decided not to do it. Turns out everyone got gonhorrea.

Sniper shot missed his face by inches, and he and the other few gews with him crawled out of the forrest for miles.

Was gonna go to D-Day, but his superior officer wouldnt let him because he didnt have an extra pair of glasses. All of his friends died (the ones he was gonna go with).

When the war was over he would walk around the bombed out german towns with a lambchop sticking out of his coat pocket. This method got him laid serveral times.

He captured a hitler youth who was armed without using a weapon himself.

Theres more too.

Your dad= definition of badass

Pics of him in his younger days? Prob a good looking guy back in the day(no homo)

**ManAmoungBoys** · 05-10-2008, 12:10 PM

did u start planning for his funeral(serious)

**leonydus2** · 05-10-2008, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by ManAmoungBoys

did u start planning for his funeral(serious)

not funny man gtfo

**ManAmoungBoys** · 05-10-2008, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by leonydus2

not funny man gtfo

its not supposed to be funny, the average person lives to be 82, its pretty obv he's gonna die soon jus sayin

**xDevianTx** · 05-10-2008, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by PS_Detective

In his 87 years, has he ever piitb? (no homo)

rofl, i think the real question is how many times, and any advice to not get shat on?

and PS detective you ashton kutcher stylin on us?

**tlstern** · 05-10-2008, 12:23 PM

He thinks the secret to a longer life is fitness. He has been working out since he was 20. He never had a grip on a good diet either, but most definately working out has been the key to his longevity.

Key to happiness for him is, and I quote, "A good schtoop" meaning a good lay. But seriously he enjoys his kids and recomends having them, without them he'd be a lonely old man.

Major regret was getting married to his first wife. He didnt really love her but his parents wanted him to move out and that was the way to do it.

Oh, and ManAmoungBoys...What meaning does that question have for you? At first it looks like you are being a dick for its own sake, since you're in the red to boot. What do you care if I have planned for his death or not?

**theACEofSPADES** · 05-10-2008, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by tlstern

No I'm not 87, but my dad is. (serious)

Ask a question and I will relay it to him. He is awesome, here are some facts about him:

He was in WW2
Was a boxer, then realestate broker
Married and divorced 3 times, 7 kids total (youngest being me at 20)
Banged over 80 women
Dated a 45 y.o woman last yr (who wasnt too bad actually, and he is not rich)
Smart and funny as hell, still works out at gym.
I showed him 2 girls one cup.
He invented pants that zip off into shorts. Originally called "Zow" for zip-off-wear, a tennis brand.
Worked out with Arnold

CLIFFS: Ask my dad who's 87 anything. He is a badass.

Damn now thats what I call a life, props from the Misc

**BO$$** · 05-10-2008, 12:30 PM

Your dad is truly the definition of alpha

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