Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

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EDIT: Awwee page 2

[deadliftbrah19]

Spoon pics are only acceptable proof.

Also fukkin lmao. Any bro worth his salt has a fake abuse story to close head case sloots. It's a powerful card and you're an idiot, which we all knew already, for believing. I love sloots like you. Easiest game to run - so pathetically desperate for a connection it takes only a negligible amount of 'openness' and two dates to stuff. Going NC on girls like you is a pleasure

In b4 pat bateman

The guys don't do the abuse stories to "close". We've already had sex and this is the 3rd or 4th time we've had sex in perhaps a 2 week period. They have already closed before the abuse stories come up.

Then they go NC, but they always come back later. It's just to go NC out of the blue when the guy is texting and showing interest, is weird. I just get annoyed with this pattern, like he has total control and can just come in and out of my life whenever he pleases. And people say to have a rotation so I don't catch feels and get depressed, but I'm not a rotation type of woman.

Plus you don't sound like a very kind person treating people that way. It's bad enough to suffer from mental illness, then you make it worse for them by pumping and dumping them.

[imrocksolid]

One of my matches just posted this moment. Forever proving that tinder sloots will do anything for attention:

[BRBMakingMoney]

In b4 pat bateman

[RayDz]

we ouchea

[chaoserver]

In brahs. In.

Should be back in serious shape for this thread and not spend most of it on crutches. Will provide the lulz once in hyper aesthetic mode.

[Spirit901]

Yeah in on this. Mainly lurked the last thread (as usual). Anybody wanna help out with my bio? I'll just PM the profile.

[bmk6]

I'm in

[shawntoronto]

Never really participated in these threads, got loads

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this girl's bio had "if you're a gym addict you can **** off"

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easy

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You are one aesthetic SOB, surely you can do better than these 4/10's

[Tornach]

In on 1st page...

[liftyousay]

in

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[BobLoblawBrah]

in to be top contributor. sad i missed first page.


starting to get a serious backlog of women right now. i have gotten 28 numbers in the last week or so.
sealing the deal tonight with one.

also have another girl who i actually had class with and has been telling me she wants me to **** her in the ass.

[PlateauTooSoon]

In.

Was kinda active in the last thread when I was Tindering, then took a long break. Diving back in now though, just need a couple more pics to use since I've gotten a haircut that has changed my look significantly.

[caliglow]

innnn to lurk


TFW arm day is every day

[ClearSights]

What do you guys say when a girl asks...

"So why are you on tinder?"

I wana say something funny/flirty, not serious.

[BobLoblawBrah]

In.

Was kinda active in the last thread when I was Tindering, then took a long break. Diving back in now though, just need a couple more pics to use since I've gotten a haircut that has changed my look significantly.

I hope you replied "I thought I was."

innnn to lurk


TFW arm day is every day

TFW everyday is be hot and swipe in beverley hills looking for a rich guy day.

What do you guys say when a girl asks...

"So why are you on tinder?"

I wana say something funny/flirty, not serious.

I'm an explorer on a journey to find true love.. i've hit a fork in the road and looking to you for direction.. can I send you a pic of my erection?

Last part optional

[blowwzilla]

This was good until your second reply...

[hairydinkbrah]

in.

[awilll]

In honor of the new thread and in thanks for all the help from you brahs, I'm posting some of my more lulzy tinder screenshots.





^ can I post that these? Let me know and I'll delete

[lurkerBrah88]

In honor of the new thread and in thanks for all the help from you brahs, I'm posting some of my more lulzy tinder screenshots.

I lost on blue armpit hair

[opto2017]

in on volume ten

[deadliftbrah19]

In.

Still enjoy trolling Tinder mansloots on the app, and weeding through hundreds of swipes before I find a quality young male in his 20s who actually offers to take me out on a date vs. come over to my house.

I do have a problem with Tinder guys (and guys in general) that I will ask for some help from the brags in the thread:

- OK so I'm the type of person that strangers will come up to and tell their life problems to. Usually after sex the 3rd or 4th time, the Tinder guy will open up about a childhood abuse or some sort of painful past experience. Then usually we have amazing sex, and I walk away feeling like we got closer.

Instead, the guy will just go NC usually for 2-3 weeks after this incident. Then I feel sad and depressed like here I found someone I really connected with, and he just vanished. Usually he comes around in a few weeks, sometimes it takes months.

What can I do to prevent this? Is there something I can text to him to let him know that I'm not judgmental, that I was getting my Masters in Marriage and Family Counseling and I've talked people out of suicide before, that I'm a great person to talk to if he has no one else. If I find someone for ongoing sex, I want it to continue ongoing. Not have these stalls where I am like "oh great, now I have to go through a bunch of guys who are bad in bed to find someone who is good and that I like".

Attached pic of my matches to show that I'm not frauding.

Any other advice???

[TheIronAsylum]

edit nvm im back some how this report **** is fuarking retarted they just let me account back every time

[KingBert]

Sneaks, I made it.

Thanks for everything brah. I have leveled up.

[Kblavkalash]

hey guys i am still in the journey of finding an opening lolz. What do you think about this one? http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=V6RdjZzW

[LDNBrah]

long time lurker in for new thread

[BRBMakingMoney]

This was good until your second reply...

I'll be sure to put more effort into my tinder trolling so that in the future I can get your tick of approval.

[-Gin-]

Few more years, boys...'til then, stay safe:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/wom...verything.html

[TrickHenry]

What do you guys say when a girl asks...

"So why are you on tinder?"

I wana say something funny/flirty, not serious.

I want a good girl, but I need that bad pussy

[BRBMakingMoney]

Few more years, boys...'til then, stay safe:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/wom...verything.html

I'll believe it when I see it. They've been saying this for a long time, it's always just a few years away.

Hopefully this time it's legit. Feminists the world over will hate it, think of how much power this puts back into the hands of men.

No more pregnancies scares/manipulation tactics

No more trying to convince the bar sloot you phucked bareback in a moment of drunken weakness that she should take the morning after pill just in case.

No more..
GF/Wife: Honey, I want to have a baby
BF/Husband: Sure, but lets wait a few years until we sort out our finances and pay off the mortgage
GF/Wife: Ok
... 1 months later...
GF/Wife: Honey, I'm pregnant, oops! It must have been an accident because I've been taking my pill

No more disposing of condoms like you're the bomb squad to ensure your random tinder sloot doesn't fish it out of the trash and inseminate herself.

It can't come soon enough.