Are these things we do in a hockey locker room homo? (serious)

[doitsmall191]

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[BrawnyBrown]

sometimes we would use shampoo to lube our d's up real good and then try to slip it in another guys ass real quick if he wasn't looking.

But thats just normal locker room antics amirite?

lol!!!!

[Whoda]

does your team wear thongs op?

[dhowlett23]

I played hockey my whole life and OP's team is full of *******s. Unless you are a homo, you dont grab another dudes wang. Way to give hockey a bad wrap OP, *******

[PumpAndGrow]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you europeans!!!!!

[jmal2000]

not gay at all OP sounds like the norm

[bodybuilder89]

lmao my friend told me there was a guy on his team nicknamed "baby arm" for obvious reasons. *One day when he was changing one of the guys threw a ball of tape at his dong and it stuck to the tip and was swaying back and forth like a pendulum. *i was like wtf.

[SoIBecameAGod]

OP i have played hockey for 15 years, never i have seen anything that gay. what you just described was one of the gayest things I have ever read.

[scarboro]

Location: Switzerland
Less penis grabbing more practice.

[Bluntzilla]

not gay at all man ive played hockey for 12 years. none of u non hockey playing *******s would understand

actually the dick grabbing is kinda gay. slapping asses and shower time is all straight though. cock windmilling is straight too. and showing each other new pube shaving formations such as ur hockey number or an arrow(from happy trail down to pubes)

[dryeyes]

thats some srs gay mate you got there brah

[Schmyzz]

wtf sport are you playing.... yeah people slap each others asses, maybe windmill there dick around in someones face when they bend over to tie a skate or put on a shoe, but you dont touch another guys dick....

[NuclearSmurf]

Well there's definitely always **** like that going on in the dressing room but it seemsSwitzerland is way more intense then Canada, no body ever grabbed another guys penor over my 15 years of hockey

[SexualDeviant]

You better, because it's true.

New team this year, new players are coming in, olders ones have left, gonna be interesting to see how things shape out. We need to give these rookies straight away a taste of what happens in our locker room.

Former hockey player. In.

[b4disaster]

I have played ice hockey from the age of 6, including in college, and never have I ever....

[AbootDatAss]

Fuking queer euro ****s, we don't do any of that **** in Canuckia and we still kick your ass in hockey.

All of Europe seems to be on the fence with their sexuality, half homo/half straight

[exy]

[Gordon Bombay]

You know OP, I always wanted to play ice hockey.

[T-Roach]

yes! found it

[surf junkie]

thats some pretty homo chit dude... you think the pros do that?







highlight of my locker room hockey experience was the balls of tape. everyone was working on their own massive ones, took up half the bag lol

we even had team ball of tape one season, ever1 adds to it, gets huge, mark of pride.

[white_pele]

strong bump.. i remember this thread

[nohomo69]

as nohomo69 i can confirm this is not gay

[TaijinKyofusho]

srs








































no homo

[EpicLevelWizard]

Let me guess, you also play dandy-balls and Legs-a-spread and penisbutt?

Do you call yourselves pole-fancies?

[MakeABanana]

lmfao

[Swaggahh]

I've been playing hockey ever since I can remember, probably 13-14 years. Over the years, as I've gotten older, I've noticed more and more things that hockey players do in the locker room that would seem kinda homo to people who don't play hockey but seem natural to us. Here's what happens on almost every occasion I have hockey (4-5x a week):

-almost everybody completely shaves their pubes.
-every time somebody does, guys will mention how much bigger "it" looks, that you shouldn't have shaved in the opposite direction of the pubes' growth, that you should have put cream (for razor burn).
-we touch each others butt a lot, like when you're ready to hit the showers and you're butt naked, somebody will slap your butt cheek real hard or caress it in a sexual way.
-one guy in my team often asks me if he can take my dick in his hand and feel it. He says it's big so he wants to check it out...
-this same guy often tries to fondle my balls every now and then.
-another guy sometimes enters the shower and says, while grabbing a guy's penor like he was shaking a hand: "Hi, I'm Fred"
-when you have shampoo in your hair and eyes and you're washing the foam away under the shower with your eyes closed, somebody will either touch your penor, squeeze it, fondle your balls, grap your butt, etc... It's bound to happen.
-before a game once, one player told another one that if he'd grab his penor in his hand, we'd win. He did it, we won that game. Ever since now, they do the same ritual before every game.
-...

and I'm sure there are other things we do that I can't remember right now. But all of these things are 100% true (serious).

Now, for all you guys that don't play hockey and get to be in a hockey locker room, does this seem kinda homo or what?

what the fuk lol

swiss homos of peace.

honestly thats fuked up l

[mmondo13]

I've played hockey for 15 years on some high level teams growing up and I can confirm this gay sh*t does go on. Not every hockey player, but there is definitely a high amount of players who enjoy being a ******* in the locker room. I never understood it, sh*t always pissed me off.

[RoryFan]

On the bright side there's a **** load of ice to skate on in Narnia.

[JakobBrah]

Maybe in Switzerland

if you tried that in a Canadian hockey locker room you'd get your teeth knocked out

[compan]

A couple attaboys, not all that gay.

What you described OP, real gay.