ask a **** anything

[DryEntry]

Bamps!

I along with my colleagues at Waterloo University have dissected a homosexual brain and we have also been doing tests for months now. We think we have identified the part of the brain that makes a person gay. We believe this part of the brain can be tweaked/modified to make the patient heterosexual. We at the univeristy are trying to get volunteers to be experimented on and potentially turned 'straight' and I was wondering if you would be interested in such a procedure?

[onmars891]

I along with my colleagues at Waterloo University have dissected a homosexual brain and we have also been doing tests for months now. We think we have identified the part of the brain that makes a person gay. We believe this part of the brain can be tweaked/modified to make the patient heterosexual. We at the univeristy are trying to get volunteers to be experimented on and potentially turned 'straight' and I was wondering if you would be interested in such a procedure?

No thanks man, I'm 26 and living a happy life. Pray off some younger self hater.

[DryEntry]

No thanks man, I'm 26 and living a happy life. Pray off some younger self hater.

Do you have any homosexual male friends that would be interested in such a procedure? We will personally fly them out here and will receive 5000 Canadian Dollars as payment for allowing us to test on them.

[onmars891]

Do you have any homosexual male friends that would be interested in such a procedure? We will personally fly them out here and will receive 5000 Canadian Dollars as payment for allowing us to test on them.

aw no thanks man, all of my friends are secure in their sexual orientation. Maybe you guys should target younger guys, like 14-18, to try to "save" them. lol

[DryEntry]

aw no thanks man, all of my friends are secure in their sexual orientation. Maybe you guys should target younger guys, like 14-18, to try to "save" them. lol

It's difficult, you see, to modify a still developing brain.

By the way, no one is trying to save anyone. Homosexuals can live out a happy life if they so wish. We are just simply fixing a deformity in the brain.

Sorry for bothering, good day sir.

[onmars891]

It's difficult, you see, to modify a still developing brain.

By the way, no one is trying to save anyone. Homosexuals can live out a happy life if they so wish. We are just simply fixing a deformity in the brain.

Sorry for bothering, good day sir.

I can see your point. If someone wants to "change to st8" then they should have the right to try. But it never should be forced on anyone.

[onmars891]

bamps

[onmars891]

miscs is slow indeed

[JLCampbell3]

have you EVER been attracted to a female?

[onmars891]

have you EVER been attracted to a female?

No, I can honestly say I never have.

[Tormoz]

OP have a car?

[onmars891]

OP have a car?

yes, why?

[Tormoz]

yes, why?

Thats too bad. Flying unicorns where its at.

[ske7chy]

Can you give us an example of manly gay guys? I find it somewhat paradoxical.

What are qualities you look for in a partner?

Do you pitch or catch? What makes a good pitcher/catcher?

Do you orgasm from anal?

How many partners have you had?

What's it like being gay? Is it just sex all the time?

Are gay guys hard to pickup?

How do you approach?

Do you like girly or manly guys?

Just a fountain of questions...

[myinnertrip]

[QUOTE=onmars891;944787433]No, I'm not attracted to "loockers" lol.

But if you mean in locker rooms, no, I'm respectful of other guys. I like being friends with st8 guys and me staring at them woudl'nt help anything.


yeah, my speaking its not that good yet haha

[evokb24]

Do you try to sound like a girl when you speak?

Do you think guys are hitting on you when they are joking with you?

[Zabubrah]

would you let the Lobster Crab Man butt seks you(Lobster Crab Man pictured below)

[Zabubrah]

would you let the Lobster Crab Man butt seks you(Lobster Crab Man pictured below)

with that being said, who would be in on vid?

[onmars891]

Do you try to sound like a girl when you speak?

Do you think guys are hitting on you when they are joking with you?

No, I sound like a man, becasue that's what I am.

If a guy is'nt gay, then no I would just take it as a joke.

[evokb24]

No, I sound like a man, becasue that's what I am.

If a guy is'nt gay, then no I would just take it as a joke.

I'm not sure you're gay brah. Last week I talked to a **** and he sounded like a bish. Just wanted to falcon punch that **** so bad lol.

[onmars891]

I'm not sure you're gay brah. Last week I talked to a **** and he sounded like a bish. Just wanted to falcon punch that **** so bad lol.

LOL everyone is different. Sure some gay guys are really girly, but there are just as many that are not. But you would never know unless they told you. Hollywood loves to sterotype everyone, and unless you meet someone like me IRL then I guess you would never really know.

[onmars891]

bumps

[Incompliance]

Every open homo that I've ever met sounds like a girl, walks like a girl, has feminine characteristics (limp wrists, enjoys things like shopping all day long without buying anything, says "like, omg" every other sentence, etc), wears ****gy clothes, is way too emotional like girls, would rather hang out with girls than guys (I know that a lot of straight guys would do this too, but that's because they want the p00n), wears makeup, plucks/shapes eyebrows, manicures/paints their fingernails, the list goes on...

edit: to clarify, they don't necessarily have each and every one of these characteristics, this is just a compilation of the things I've noticed about open homos

[onmars891]

Every open homo that I've ever met sounds like a girl, walks like a girl, has feminine characteristics (limp wrists, enjoys things like shopping all day long without buying anything, says "like, omg" every other sentence, etc), wears ****gy clothes, is way too emotional like girls, would rather hang out with girls than guys (I know that a lot of straight guys would do this too, but that's because they want the p00n), wears makeup, plucks/shapes eyebrows, manicures/paints their fingernails, the list goes on...

edit: to clarify, they don't necessarily have each and every one of these characteristics, this is just a compilation of the things I've noticed about open homos

Have you ever thought about that just maybe guys who don't act like what you described don't want to come out for fear of being labeled like those guys? Most people on this forum, and IRL, think gay guys are just like that. But in reality, most of us are just like any other guy, but we just like guys.

[Incompliance]

Have you ever thought about that just maybe guys who don't act like what you described don't want to come out for fear of being labeled like those guys? Most people on this forum, and IRL, think gay guys are just like that. But in reality, most of us are just like any other guy, but we just like guys.

if I was gay and didn't act like anything that I just described, I wouldn't mind coming out if only just to show that not all gay guys act like that

but like I said, that doesn't seem to be the case for most gays

[Skeeeeet]

do you like mushroom tip?

[AntonyC]

does a dick taste wierd?

do you have the gay lisp?

[1ntensify]

Are you a **** or a *******

[onmars891]

if I was gay and didn't act like anything that I just described, I wouldn't mind coming out if only just to show that not all gay guys act like that

but like I said, that doesn't seem to be the case for most gays

LOL you say that now, but imagine if you think you would be branded as "one of them". I think that's why a lot of gay guys don't come out. For fear of other people thinking bad of them and discriminating against them.

do you like mushroom tip?

What's that? Some kinda shroom?

does a dick taste wierd?

do you have the gay lisp?

No, and no.

Are you a **** or a *******

Neither, I'm just a man who is attracted to other men.

[onmars891]

bamp