The Beast's Nood Begging thread

[JoelM05]

I'll start...
women are wonderful creatures because........

because.......they are women! That's about all that needs to be said!

[norinicole]

In honor of National Women's Day, I give you Dwayne Johnson:




Hot damn that man is FINE.

[latebloomingmom]

because.......they are women! That's about all that needs to be said!)

what? well that's ok...but waaaaay too all-encompassing..
I prefer to have the reasons listed out..
hmmm let me think..
women are wonderful creatures cause
1) when you fall down or have a bad day they give
kisses and hugs and put band-aids on your boo-boos..
2) they take something that is rather ugly like toenails and turn them pretty shades of pink or red.
3)they wear intoxicating scents in intriguing places
4)they buy you little things just cause they saw it and thought of you
5) when you say I have had a rough day and just want to rant/rave about it..they let you
and somehow understand that you need to do this
6) they remind you of your children's, siblings, parents, birthdays and anniversaries
7)they feed all the pets so they dont die
8)they menu plan and shop and feed all the kids so they dont die too
9)they wrap things in pretty paper with shiny bows
10) even grown up women still see the magic in a pretty party dress that twirls when you spin around

[JoelM05]

what? well that's ok...but waaaaay too all-encompassing..
I prefer to have the reasons listed out..
hmmm let me think..
women are wonderful creatures cause
1) when you fall down or have a bad day they give
kisses and hugs and put band-aids on your boo-boos..
2) they take something that is rather ugly like toenails and turn them pretty shades of pink or red.
3)they wear intoxicating scents in intriguing places
4)they buy you little things just cause they saw it and thought of you

Yeah, it's a bit of a blanket statement, but it's still true. Without women most men would be completely lost, whether they want to admit it or not.

[RebeccaG]

I'm good for some chocolates and flowers, the massage is out, I don't need your hubby ripping my arms off and beating me with them.

You can just pay for a professional massage.

[erinlee01]

In honor of National Women's Day, I give you Dwayne Johnson:




Hot damn that man is FINE.

Joel, this will suffice for my gift!

[-=FLEX=-]

what? well that's ok...but waaaaay too all-encompassing..
I prefer to have the reasons listed out..
hmmm let me think..
women are wonderful creatures cause
1) when you fall down or have a bad day they give
kisses and hugs and put band-aids on your boo-boos..
2) they take something that is rather ugly like toenails and turn them pretty shades of pink or red.
3)they wear intoxicating scents in intriguing places
4)they buy you little things just cause they saw it and thought of you
5) when you say I have had a rough day and just want to rant/rave about it..they let you
and somehow understand that you need to do this
6) they remind you of your children's, siblings, parents, birthdays and anniversaries
7)they feed all the pets so they dont die
8)they menu plan and shop and feed all the kids so they dont die too
9)they wrap things in pretty paper with shiny bows
10) even grown up women still see the magic in a pretty party dress that twirls when you spin around

A few things conspicuously absent from that list, lbm.

[JoelM05]

You can just pay for a professional massage.

Well that just takes all the fun right out of it!

Joel, this will suffice for my gift!

Sweet, that was easy AND cheap, thanks Nori!

[Simpy]

I would climb that rock like a spider monkey.

[erinlee01]

He is the reason I will be going to see GI Joe in the movies by myself since no one else in my house wants to see it.

[Simpy]

What!? You live in a house full of boys. How is it that none of them want to see GI Joe? Jack and Doug will be all about it.

[RebeccaG]

What!? You live in a house full of boys. How is it that none of them want to see GI Joe? Jack and Doug will be all about it.

This.




I am getting sick of this whole Kony 2012 business. And I just heard about it yesterday.

I don't understand why people are SO focused on the charities involved. I mean, I get it, but why can't people see the bigger picture instead of nitpicking stupid shiit.

I need to stay the fuk out of the whole thing.


On another note - I have a $30 credit, a $25 credit and a 15% off card for Canvas Pop - I'd LOVE to use them but we just ordered 2 canvases. If anyone is interested, I'm happy to pass on the savings!

[erinlee01]

I live in a house full of weird boys. I was the only one excited about Transformers, too. Kevin redeems himself by being into Batman and Mike redeems himself by being into Harry Potter. Bill is in a class by himself.

[HARRYBEAST]

I'll see GI Joe with you

[Ridge4120]

Roar!

[paulett]

Happy National Woman's Day! Are we supposed to buy gifts??

Most definately. I like shiny stuff!

[Simpy]

Supposedly if you turn to page 45 of the nearest book, the first sentence will describe your sex life for 2012. Mine is, "The major points of distinction between all the various brands of partnering we have discussed are the degree of guidance or scaffolding provided to students and the breadth of the guiding questions."

My sex life in 2012 is going to be:
1) long-winded
2) on a ledge (scaffolding)
3) confusing - why are students involved?

[paulett]

Yeah, it's a bit of a blanket statement, but it's still true. Without women most men would be completely lost, whether they want to admit it or not.

That's because we ASK FOR DIRECTIONS! :P

[paulett]

Supposedly if you turn to page 45 of the nearest book, the first sentence will describe your sex life for 2012. Mine is, "The major points of distinction between all the various brands of partnering we have discussed are the degree of guidance or scaffolding provided to students and the breadth of the guiding questions."

My sex life in 2012 is going to be:
1) long-winded
2) on a ledge (scaffolding)
3) confusing - why are students involved?

Earlier in this chapter you saw that you declare a variable by specifying the data type and an identifier, like this:

int myInt;

Does this mean I can get what I want if I just ask for it ahead of time in detail? LOL

[erinlee01]

Supposedly if you turn to page 45 of the nearest book, the first sentence will describe your sex life for 2012. Mine is, "The major points of distinction between all the various brands of partnering we have discussed are the degree of guidance or scaffolding provided to students and the breadth of the guiding questions."

My sex life in 2012 is going to be:
1) long-winded
2) on a ledge (scaffolding)
3) confusing - why are students involved?

"Classification: treat benign prostatic hypertrophy".

Apparently an older man is involved. And not a healthy one.

[Ridge4120]

I think I have cramps right now, but I'm not sure. I haven't had cramps in years (I'm on Seasonique, so I barely get my period and rarely ever get the symptoms). I thought it was a stomach ache, but now I don't know. I feel funny!

[HARRYBEAST]

I think I have cramps right now, but I'm not sure. I haven't had cramps in years (I'm on Seasonique, so I barely get my period and rarely ever get the symptoms). I thought it was a stomach ache, but now I don't know. I feel funny!

Pregnant for sure

[Ridge4120]

Pregnant for sure

I have my period right now, so that's a no haha.

[erinlee01]

We downsized our office space this year and they have been re-working how the offices/cubes are laid out. They are wrapping up a big chunk of the work (thank God - the drills going off under my feet was annoying) and now are getting ready to mass move over 100 people at once. So, they are bringing in these big bins for people to put their stuff in. You can barely walk down the halls. It's annoying. I suspect that moving day will be loud and annoying, too. I might ask to work from home since I'm not moving, but people around me are.

[Ridge4120]

We downsized our office space this year and they have been re-working how the offices/cubes are laid out. They are wrapping up a big chunk of the work (thank God - the drills going off under my feet was annoying) and now are getting ready to mass move over 100 people at once. So, they are bringing in these big bins for people to put their stuff in. You can barely walk down the halls. It's annoying. I suspect that moving day will be loud and annoying, too. I might ask to work from home since I'm not moving, but people around me are.

I would. That will be so annoying!

[Simpy]

Earlier in this chapter you saw that you declare a variable by specifying the data type and an identifier, like this:

int myInt;

Does this mean I can get what I want if I just ask for it ahead of time in detail? LOL

I think it means you'll be using a lot of sex toys.

"Classification: treat benign prostatic hypertrophy".

Apparently an older man is involved. And not a healthy one.

Fun!

I have my period right now, so that's a no haha.

Just to clarify, it's totally possible to have your period while pregnant.

We downsized our office space this year and they have been re-working how the offices/cubes are laid out. They are wrapping up a big chunk of the work (thank God - the drills going off under my feet was annoying) and now are getting ready to mass move over 100 people at once. So, they are bringing in these big bins for people to put their stuff in. You can barely walk down the halls. It's annoying. I suspect that moving day will be loud and annoying, too. I might ask to work from home since I'm not moving, but people around me are.

Ick. Last week construction workers were adding new gutters and roof. I swear they were outside my window watching me for hours. It was odd. And noisy. And odd.


I'm leaving early. Chiropractor's appointment! I need it.

[latebloomingmom]

A few things conspicuously absent from that list, lbm.

just a few things off the top of my head ....to get the ball rolling




besides it was meant to be a nice list not a naughty one
what does it mean by the way when you pick up the nearest
book to turn to page 45 to describe your sex life
and the book ends at page 38.....

[Ridge4120]

I think it means you'll be using a lot of sex toys.


Fun!
Just to clarify, it's totally possible to have your period while pregnant.

Ick. Last week construction workers were adding new gutters and roof. I swear they were outside my window watching me for hours. It was odd. And noisy. And odd.


I'm leaving early. Chiropractor's appointment! I need it.

I am 110% positive that I am NOT preggo. As much as some people in the rant would like me to be, haha


Nice! I wish chiro's weren't so expensive! It's not covered with my insurance

[Simpy]

I am 110% positive that I am NOT preggo. As much as some people in the rant would like me to be, haha


Nice! I wish chiro's weren't so expensive! It's not covered with my insurance

Actually, I don't wish you pregnant. I would never wish that on someone unless they wished it upon themselves first.

Second, that sucks! I get 20 visits a year for my $15 copay.

[RebeccaG]

Supposedly if you turn to page 45 of the nearest book, the first sentence will describe your sex life for 2012. Mine is, "The major points of distinction between all the various brands of partnering we have discussed are the degree of guidance or scaffolding provided to students and the breadth of the guiding questions."

My sex life in 2012 is going to be:
1) long-winded
2) on a ledge (scaffolding)
3) confusing - why are students involved?

This is just downright eerie - "She needed to be a better wife, more supportive, more understanding, less demanding."

Applies more to my life in general than my sex life and very eerie.