Cheat codes for real life

[Fwill1721]

i won't lie, i'd bertstare the **** out of someone drinking protein out of a bag

lol i dont care what others think. but if you have to be insecure about drinkin your protein out of a bag then stick to a shaker. to each his own breh

[The Brick]

nice

[KennyK]

only plug your laptop into the charger when the battery is completely dead. that preserves battery life.

if you have to have the laptop plugged into the charger, remove the battery.

signed

[TeamDestruction]

instead of using shakers, just buy a box of plastic sandwich bags. before the gym, fill up your bags with protein. after your workout just fill the bag up with water and shake. shake for about 35 seconds and proceed to bite a corner off the bottom of the bag. then drink. shortly after, dispose of bag.

this way is way more convenient and you dont have to keep washing your shaker every night.

I can see this being really messy if not done properly.

[DanielHimself]

bump 4 more cheat codes

[IsoMaxx]

here are my two:

if you need to call in sick to work but dont want to talk to your boss, call from a house phone, but make it a private number. As it is ringing, call from your cell phone, it should immediatley go to his voicemail. Leave a message saying you are sick.

the next one involves fraud, I used to do it in my younger days. Go to a sup shop, buy something. keep the receipt, take the lid off, take out all the goods. Replace it with flour or kool aid, and crazy glue the "sealed for your saftey" seal underneath the lid. Exchange for another flavor, 2 for 1 sups

[midniteOG]

take your hand, and measure a finger, preferablyh one closest to the nearest inch. that way, you will always have a measuring device "handy"....

[Jelet]

Pro tip: Have you ever worried about people at school finding porn on your laptop? Make another account that you'd use strictly for school so when ever someone at school need your laptop, you'll have nothing to hide.

Pro tip: Get mouse gesture add ons if you use Firefox or Chrome. That way you can open new tabs, close tabs, close windows, go back and forth, etc all with your mouse. That means you can keep your hand on your cock while you fap and browse.

happens to me on my iphone. people ask to see phone but i have history of p0rn sites and nude pics on my phone of myself lulz.

[percussion8903]

lol

[orph234]

subbed

[njkid123]

Bump

[cryoung]

Great post.

[PUAbrahh]

subbed... Repped OP. This is badass man.

[PUAbrahh]

Subbed

[Patient Bear]

go to a sup shop, buy something. Keep the receipt, take the lid off, take out all the goods. Replace it with flour or kool aid, and crazy glue the "sealed for your saftey" seal underneath the lid. Exchange for another flavor, 2 for 1 sups :d

lol doing this

[TonytheOnly]

I have a good one that's saved my ass more than once:


remote car opener's/garage door openers/etc work through a phone.


Say you lock your keys in your car and have a spare set with a clicker at home. Call your roommate, mom, whatever and have them press the unlock button by their phone, hold your phone by your car (works best on speaker-phone). Boom car is unlocked. Garage door openers as well.

[wwick19]

I have a good one that's saved my ass more than once:


remote car opener's/garage door openers/etc work through a phone.


Say you lock your keys in your car and have a spare set with a clicker at home. Call your roommate, mom, whatever and have them press the unlock button by their phone, hold your phone by your car (works best on speaker-phone). Boom car is unlocked. Garage door openers as well.

lolwut

[Celeries]

lulz, when I took a lifting class in college, I used to do this **** post-workout in the bathroom. Just grab on old syllabus or notes or something. Some people would look at me like I was a retard, but the dudes that were hardcore lifters said it was a good idea. Some of the powder would still get all in the sink sometimes, though. The janitor was probably like wtf man.

is this real life?

[TonytheOnly]

lolwut

Try it. Your mind will be blown

[Alphaveli]

the next one involves fraud, I used to do it in my younger days. Go to a sup shop, buy something. keep the receipt, take the lid off, take out all the goods. Replace it with flour or kool aid, and crazy glue the "sealed for your saftey" seal underneath the lid. Exchange for another flavor, 2 for 1 sups

[Kienbock]

Idk if anyone has posted about skipping floors on an elevator yet, so i'll write it
1. Hold close door button till door closes, keep holding the button
2. Select floor and do not let go of number and close door button till the elevator starts moving.
That should take you to the floor you want to go without stopping at other floors, only really useful if you're going up like 50 stories i guess

[NeoginCF]

At number 17 some explanation:

The people giving you tickets in a parking lot are not cops, they cannot fine you. Instead they just sell you a day ticket for that spot. But they can't write a ticket if your car is parked wrongly, because your car isn't really parked then. They could call a cop and get you towed though.

[ho_124]

If you use google chrome. Press and hold control + shift + n = incognito mode, meaning no history is recorded. Feel free to watch prons and not get antsy when someones uses your computer

[VestBrah]

My cheat code. To avoid a hangover use rehydration sachets (designed for diarrhea) before you go to bed and one when you wake up.

I can guarantee that your hangover will be reduced to about 20% of what it would have been.

[bettyswollox]

when dressing yourself smart, in pants and button up shirt ie for work or wedding / party, always do pants up then unzip your zipper; insert hand into zipper hole (no homo) inside your trousers reach around your waist as far as you can each side and pull your shirt down, this is the best way to get a smart, tight and aesthetic tucked in shirt.

[Coolhandsluke]

16. Can't find your car in a parking lot? hitting the lock button trying to get it to beep? Extend the distance of key-less entry by putting the key under your chin. The signal will resonate in your skull increasing the range dramatically.

Not sure if thats a good thing....

[Al Shades]

17. If you get a ticket on the windshield of your car, you can potentially get away with parking illegally in the same lot for the rest of the day by keeping the ticket on your windshield.

After reading this, it occurred to me that you can potentially get away with parking illegally anytime you want simply by leaving a dummy/decoy ticket on your windshield.

Anyone ever done this?

[ILLuSioNzX]

After reading this, it occurred to me that you can potentially get away with parking illegally anytime you want simply by leaving a dummy/decoy ticket on your windshield.

Anyone ever done this?

I have took other people's tickets and placed them on my car, but in NYC the cops are getting smarter, one time I found a post it note attached to a new ticket on my winshield saying "nice try!".

[Jxoxhxn]

I have a good one that's saved my ass more than once:


remote car opener's/garage door openers/etc work through a phone.


Say you lock your keys in your car and have a spare set with a clicker at home. Call your roommate, mom, whatever and have them press the unlock button by their phone, hold your phone by your car (works best on speaker-phone). Boom car is unlocked. Garage door openers as well.

You actually got this working, confirmed as a myth.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...nlock_door.htm

[Archangel_Lost]

is this real life?

Huh? I'm pretty sure most colleges offer weight training as one of their electives. At both unis I went to, it was mandatory that one of your electives be some sort of sport/exercise thing. One of them also forced you to pass this swimming test thing, which was sort of weird.