ITT the weirdest stuff women wanted us to do (SEX) and if we did it or not

[Jelet]

some btch from teh club wanted me to choke her and punch her and scratch her while fking her and wrestle with her.. i didnt.. didnt trust her in case she try to say i try to rape her or something.. also doesnt feel right punching her...

[Mikeyevo]

One girl wanted me to lick her angus. Tasted a bit like salad. Guess thats why they call it tossing the salad

[Metalhead44]

This thread gives me the weirdest boner.

[ArcticDog]

I love making out with girls after I lick their angus, after they suck my dick, etc... it's hot as fuk and gets me rock hard during sex. Yes I'm a dirty perv, but when you have sex so often, it gets boring as fuk quick.

So ... do you make out with them while they still got your cum in their mouth or what?

inb4 disappointing "I don't jizz in their mouth"

[Roasted]

Also, despite what porn wants you to believe, haven't found a chick that wanted to be hooked while banging her doggy style. But pulled back by her hair or stranglehold: yes, many.

CHick I'm currently seeing LOVES this, SRS.

Tried this to my EX before and she literally stopped, and was like "WWWWHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And I'm like:

[marin3muscl3]

Surprised nobody has posted OP's pic multiple times yet.

[rippedkiwi]

Wanted me to piss in her mouth! I did it then got the fu*k out of there lol.

[marin3muscl3]

Wanted me to piss in her mouth! I did it then got the fu*k out of there lol.

They are called golden showers, duno why the fuk people do it.


I've never experienced anything like this but i remember one hoe i smashed would make like angry/aggressive animal type noises. It was fukn retarded.

[iLoLd]

What about that one bitch who liked to get punched in the face during missionary

[Scotytri]

Lots of girls like the whole domination thing, being punched, choked, spat on etc etc. i was seeing one girl who couldnt get off unless she was nearley choked to death and had the crap beaten out of her. TBH it got a bit tiering in the end

Another used to put a blindfld on, lie on the bed and wait for me to come in and shag her, and then leave. I used to joke that it wasn't actuall me but my mate (I think she got off on that)

Wierdest one I've had was a girl who liked to pretend to be a farm animal, at first I though it was her making wierd noises, but she had some strange thing about me pretending to be a farmer.

I've been ****ed with a strap on once for all of about 15 seconds, it went up there, it hurt, I didn't enjoy it.

I've known a couple of chicks who like sex in risky places

[CuriousWE]

I had a fuk buddy in high school who let me fuk her in her parents house while her dad was in the room. Like once I was fukking her in the lounge room and her dad walks in and he complains for us to do it in her room but we just kept going. She didn't care at all that her dad was watching and he would act annoyed but he never really got angry and forced us to stop. He just sort of accepted it that I could fuk his daughter wherever i wanted and there was nothing he could do to stop me. We even laughed once when he was annoyed. Looking back it was even more weird because it was like he was jealous.

[NSwrestler]

the girl i lost my virginity to wanted to do anal instead of sex because "it doesnt count" didn't do

week later got dat pussy

strong women logic

[789789]

So ... do you make out with them while they still got your cum in their mouth or what?

inb4 disappointing "I don't jizz in their mouth"

I jizz in their mouth pretty much everytime, sometimes on their face or tits. But, they usually swallow it right away, I don't care either way.

[ClothesRod]

im sitting in bed with this one girl i always thought was so sweet, and she pulls out this ****ing ginsu looking knife and tells me to put it in . . .























































































































in the knife-drawer upstairs so we wont hurt ourselves whilst we have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off.

. .. i did

[Bunpitsu]

I've got a question for you bros who have had the 'choke/slap/pull hair' requests from chicks:

Do you turn that chit on the first time you bang? Or do you wait until they've asked for it?

I've always waited, understandably, though just wondering what would happen if you went in there straight up.

[ArcticDog]

I would bet my life savings on ArcticDog being a virgin, and living in his moms basement.

Judging from you being an active member on this forum for 8 years and still a no-stats, no-avi ******* ... I assume your life savings are a joke, otherwise I'd take you up on it.

I've got a question for you bros who have had the 'choke/slap/pull hair' requests from chicks:

Do you turn that chit on the first time you bang? Or do you wait until they've asked for it?

I've always waited, understandably, though just wondering what would happen if you went in there straight up.

Escalated from normal stuff like slappin dat ass, pushing her down when doing doggy style or holding her around the neck. Those who are into rough stuff usually give you a sign that they like it.

Do not just start it by yourself, may turn out really really bad.

[Purplekoolaid]

Last girl I had sex with was boring as fuk. No oral, she absolutely insisted on a comdom, and and I called all the switching of positions, she was a ragdoll pretty much. Girl before her was resisting sex and didnt wanna take her thong off, and just wanted to do oral, but my aesthetic body and just throwing her on her back was too much alphaness for her female mind to comprehend, so she finally gave in and let me raw dog her and said "cum in my mouth". Unfortunately, she was like 5'2'' with a cups.

[Jtoddz]

asked girl for anal, she said I could do her if she could do me with a strapon (hell no)
a couple with dat dere rape fantasy but 1 who got into it waaay waaaay too much, I didn't stop but I never looked at that bish in the same way again.
One that insisted on licking her pussy juice of my cawk every time after we had sex so it would be "clean"
and although not intentional one that shat herself as a result of anal, was kinda funny tbh.

supposedly older women are even more depraved, can't wait.

Age: 18
Stats: 6'5", 225 lbs

Strong story to skeptical stats ratio

[Drukqs]

Man, I ain't no virgin, but I don't have anything weird like you guys. I guess it's time to start slumming it for the stories.

[.aeterna]

one ex-GF:

-wanted me to dress up with a ski mask/black clothing
-ambush her as she came out of a class (night class)
-throw her into my trunk
-drive somewhere
-rape her

srs

never did it, women are ****ing crazy yo

[blazinbeast]

a couple years ago on halloween this bish dressed as a nurse wanted me to choke her while i was pounding her.

may not seem that weird to some...but to me it was. never did it before and i was like errmmm umm okay and lightly put my hand around her neck lol

[Bunpitsu]

a couple years ago on halloween this bish dressed as a nurse wanted me to choke her while i was pounding her.

may not seem that weird to some...but to me it was. never did it before and i was like errmmm umm okay and lightly put my hand around her neck lol

I would've throttled that bitch and blown a million loads inside her.

Oh lawddddddd, bonrar achieved. timetofap

[blazinbeast]

I would've throttled that bitch and blown a million loads inside her.

Oh lawddddddd, bonrar achieved. timetofap

but imagine i accidently killed her and went to jail for rape! thats all that was going through my head.

still regret not choking her harder though fuarkkk she was one of the hotter chicks i been with

[hennessy88]

Was banging this girl who was a squirter, she wanted me to drink the juice "squirt in my mouth". (Did not do)

Kinda made me nauseous just thinking about it

would do, also would love to piss in like in OP

[oceansquire]

Friend's girlfriend wanted him to **** her with his big toe.

He probably did it.

[Bunpitsu]

Friend's girlfriend wanted him to **** her with his big toe.

He probably did it.

Seen this in a porno once. Some massive white guy, and a tiny asian chick.

I fapped, and was disgust afterwards.

[EZ-Bar]

I've got a question for you bros who have had the 'choke/slap/pull hair' requests from chicks:

Do you turn that chit on the first time you bang? Or do you wait until they've asked for it?

I've always waited, understandably, though just wondering what would happen if you went in there straight up.

nothing wrong with be rough the first time. Most girls will tell you if they dont like it.

[ArcticDog]

would do, also would love to piss in like in OP

The pissing on part I heard from friends often and didn't surprise me when she told me. But the pissing IN part was a bit too weird for me, as you'd essentially piss yourself, as she couldn't possibly hold it all in.

Imagine you piss inside her and she blows it all out with a pussy fart ... lawl, ... weirdest_bonar.bmp

Srsly - did anyone here ever do it?

[Archangel_Lost]

had a few females that kept demanding I wear condoms. Like, really demanding. I wear them always anyway, but they would keep ****ing mentioning it, like "you better wear a condom, we're not ****ing without one", even though I had never even brought it up. Anyway, with every one of them, I would eventually test the waters, and all eventually admitted they wanted me to rawdog them and jizz all up in dat dere vag.

Needless to say, I stopped sticking my dink in those psychopaths. (none of them took BC)

[GluteBrahhhh]

No woman has ever asked me to do something that was so weird that I did not do it.

OTOH, a lot of the stuff you guys are listing doesn't strike me as particularly weird. Anal? Anal licking? Golden showers? Strap-ons? Puh-leeze... bin dere, done dat

I suppose the weirdest thing any woman ever asked me to do was she wanted to watch me while I had sex with a man. But when I said "if that would turn you on, I'd do it" she changed her mind.

age: 41

Its one of the most common I came across. TOP 3 in terms of how common they are (in my experience and from what I heard from friends):

1. Choking / Slapping / Rape fantasy
2. Licking anus / Putting finger in anus (YOURS!)
3. Demeaning stuff / verbal abuse (in combination with #1)

I feel like a pussy for only being slightly ok with level 1 ****. I've choked a few women, smacked one, never even talked about a rape fantasy. And as of right now, no women needs think about gettin near my ****ter. And I'd just be plain bad at the last ones.

derp.