Ex wants me to leave for a few hours tom so her new boyfriend can help her move

[shoobey]

This. It's your place OP, tell her to **** off with the raiding party. WTF does she have in there? An urn? Moving a bunch of personal effects does not need more than 2 people.

Get the locks changed ASAP

she is taking my old couches that I don't want anymore, and they are a PITA to move.

[ne12o]

I don't even... No, just no.

Why would you have to leave your place so she can move her **** out? Are you srs? I also don't understand how her moving out requires you not be there. Tell that bitch to GTFO (srs).

lol this.

loled @ asking you to leave your own house while they bring a raiding party,
inb4 OP finds half his belongings and valuables gone.

never leave your house when people are over, esp ones you don't know.

[shoobey]

with what proof? odds are they are common law married if they've been going out that long and live together. easier to keep your stuff than try to get it back.

no common law marriage in my state

[JT11RTR]

I would stay the whole time and follow them everywhere. That way she'll make it fast and go the fuk away.

[ForevaCryin2012]

she is taking my old couches that I don't want anymore, and they are a PITA to move.

Hold onto them and sell them you stupid fuk

OP is so fuking beta mind=blown

I hope you get raided by the BF and his friends who are going to steal from you, prob because the GF is going to ask them to.

Because you deserve it for being such a cock mongler.

[ne12o]

I understand the idea behind this, but the guy isn't going to give a sheet and won't be thinking along these lines. All he is going to care about is when he can bang her next. Don't try and play games OP, that'll just prolong the pain and stress you out more. Just leave and not give a fuk.

loled @ leave and not a give a fuk.
brb best way to get robbed by raiding party.

[shoobey]

Hold onto them and sell them you stupid fuk

OP is so fuking beta mind=blown

I hope you get raided by the BF and his friends who are going to steal from you, prob because the GF is going to ask them to.

Because you deserve it for being such a cock mongler.

they are ratty pieces of **** I got for 50 bucks off of craigs list 4 year ago, and I was considering just chopping them up w/ an axe because they were such hell to move in and I wasn't going to deal with moving them again. I don't even want them in my new place, will bring down the look of the place.

[TheWatcher]

stay there and make it as uncomfortable as possible

[Flairinho]

lol tell them you are gone but ambush them in your room with the misc wrecking crew

[hausheer769]

Put her **** on the street and tell her she can pic it up there. Record it when she comes to get her stuff, and enjoy the lulz...and share it with the world!!

[simion3]

stay there. dont leave.

[lerevoltingblob]

no common law marriage in my state

must be nice.... the old saying possession is 9/10 of the law still stands tho. don't let her take your ****

[2012QualityPost]

OP you might want to leave some complementary condoms on the bed before you leave as courtesy, maybe light a few candles, play some romantic music e.t.c

[Jack3d26]

Pull him aside quick and let him know how warn out she is from all the gang bangs and that she's cheated on you multiple times. It will give him a real hard time taking her seriously from there on out. Haha sweet revenge

[CaptainSquatz]

Been there.

My ex randomly texted me 6 months after we had broken up asking if she could come get her stuff that was still there (jakes on her I sold half her shoe collection on craigslist cause she wouldn't come get the sht.), I told her yeah but I was at work and I'd rather be there when she came to get it. No I didn't trust her. I came home to my door wide open, her and her dude were there loading sht up, I had forgotten she still had a key.

This guy pretty much freezes and wont make eye contact, I introduce myself and no fuks were given. The whole time I was there he never came back inside he just stood outside the door. I disregarded them and got ready for the gym, was looking aesthetic as fuk of course. After they left I discovered she took a shtload of my stuff that I just didn't think about checking.

Cliffs:
Do them no favors, it should be on your terms and it will show her you dgaf
You don't have to be a dik but do you really want some bipolar sloot in your house unsupervised?

da fuk

she took your own personal stuff or things that you two bought "together" but out of your own money?

[TexasBrah]

lol @ him bringing friends over. I love it when a thread comes together.

The only lulzy part about my ex moving out is when they were leaving I asked her if she remembered to get her big box of dildos and sex toys. She replied "Yeah I did thanks jack@ss"

[pvpaymon]

I did not read entire thread but

inb4 they **** on your bed OP.

[TexasBrah]

da fuk

she took your own personal stuff or things that you two bought "together" but out of your own money?

Since I am an independent alpha male pretty much anything in the house of value was mine when she moved in. She was coming to get her clothes, shoes, and decorations and sht her mom had bought her. I went to eat that night and discovered all of my pots and pans were gone, silverware, and just random stuff like that I would discover were missing later. The main reason I wanted to be there is she had made numerous threats to put my tv and coffee pot in the middle of the street when I was gone to get back at me (yes bipolar). That coffee pot was like a brother to me it grinds its own fkn beans for crying out loud.

[CaptainSquatz]

they are ratty pieces of **** I got for 50 bucks off of craigs list 4 year ago, and I was considering just chopping them up w/ an axe because they were such hell to move in and I wasn't going to deal with moving them again. I don't even want them in my new place, will bring down the look of the place.

pics for reps

[ne12o]

waiting for the update where OP finds anything of value is gone from his house because was crying outside instead of monitoring his ****.

[TLTrooper]

We were dating about 5 years, and broke up a month ago. She met this guy literally 3-4 days after we broke up, and I guess they are dating now. She wants me to leave for like 2 hours tom night so this guy can come here and help her move some stuff out since we both got our own places. I honestly feel like it's a major inconvenience and I don't think I should have to leave on a Sunday night when she could just do it when I'm at work or something. What do you guys think?

Why would you leave? Brb leaving house so ex and new BF can pack stuff up and disappear forever.

If the place is under your name, you need to be there to supervise ..with a pistol in your pocket. 100% srs. One hundred and 9000% srs actually. You never know what can happen. Angry, jealous or spiteful ex or new tough guy I-needa-show-this-ex-guy-whos-alpha boyfriend. Or maybe both. I wouldn't do it for the sake of securing your own stuff dude.

[CaptainSquatz]

Since I am an independent alpha male pretty much anything in the house of value was mine when she moved in. She was coming to get her clothes, shoes, and decorations and sht her mom had bought her. I went to eat that night and discovered all of my pots and pans were gone, silverware, and just random stuff like that I would discover were missing later. The main reason I wanted to be there is she had made numerous threats to put my tv and coffee pot in the middle of the street when I was gone to get back at me (yes bipolar). That coffee pot was like a brother to me it grinds its own fkn beans for crying out loud.

wow

this is serious burglary, people go to jail for a few good years for this. didnt u go saiyan on her? would smash her face if happened to me.

[wZk.60]

Put all her **** in a box and leave it outside your appartment by your door.

[thecomediann]

she is taking my old couches that I don't want anymore, and they are a PITA to move.

Screw that are you ignint?

Piss on the couches, rip the seats, stomp the springs out and pore a bunch of beer whats left of the mess, and leave it in the parking lot.

Let me get this straight, 5 years dating/loving and she has a bf 3 days later and is taking your couches and some other sht with her new bf at your while you are not their?





LOL! I have tears coming from my eyes how much of a beta ******* u are

[shoobey]

lol @ him bringing friends over. I love it when a thread comes together.

The only lulzy part about my ex moving out is when they were leaving I asked her if she remembered to get her big box of dildos and sex toys. She replied "Yeah I did thanks jack@ss"

I think that actually makes you look bad

[jonB89]

I'm sure it's already been said but why not just leave her sh*t on the front porch? Bitch can come get it whenever she likes.

[thecomediann]

Why would you leave? Brb leaving house so ex and new BF can pack stuff up and disappear forever.

If the place is under your name, you need to be there to supervise ..with a pistol in your pocket. 100% srs. One hundred and 9000% srs actually. You never know what can happen. Angry, jealous or spiteful ex or new tough guy I-needa-show-this-ex-guy-whos-alpha boyfriend. Or maybe both. I wouldn't do it for the sake of securing your own stuff dude.

Lol people are fkcn stupid man!

Should I leave my house so my gf can take my sht and rob my blind with her new bf guys?

[shoobey]

Since I am an independent alpha male pretty much anything in the house of value was mine when she moved in. She was coming to get her clothes, shoes, and decorations and sht her mom had bought her. I went to eat that night and discovered all of my pots and pans were gone, silverware, and just random stuff like that I would discover were missing later. The main reason I wanted to be there is she had made numerous threats to put my tv and coffee pot in the middle of the street when I was gone to get back at me (yes bipolar). That coffee pot was like a brother to me it grinds its own fkn beans for crying out loud.

I see you are in the bipolar ex gf club too! It's a fun club isn't it brah

[correll28]

op you better not leave or i swear to god.........

[NickM1985]

put all her **** outside of your house on the porch/sidewalk/whatever
change locks (if she still has key)
????
profit

Do this. Seriously, what a god damn BITCH!! She was cheating on you a while brah. Change the locks.