How to start a life of crime? Where to go? Who to talk too?

[gooseguy312]

Screencapped and reported thread to authorities.

Lol the egyptian police gonna come ride to me on camels in thier turbans u *******

il fight off ur police force with my training sword.

[mickey89]

you gotta be the mastermind dawg. find your target, discover every loophole, know every exit strategy, have your plan fully laid out, and you will find a team easily if you're just some dumbass trying to make a quick buck who isn't contributing anything... you aint doin ****

[JamaicaBrah]

In while the FBI is monitoring this thread

[JoeTheBarbarian]

Im not gonna be a burglar, wtf is that ****. Im not going to steal tv sets from people's houses or car radio's.

Im talking about theft from high security places.

[gooseguy312]

Just grow drugs. It's cheap and easy. Also you live in Michigan which, as far as I know, is a medicinal state, so you can probably find semi-legal means to get rid of your product.

Burglary will land you in prison much faster. Or dead.

The type of theft im talking about, you likely never hear about. Im assuming you dont know the statistics for professional thieves being caught? Im talking high end stuff with a lot of planning and expensive equipment.

I'd say step 1 is probably not post that you want to be a career criminal on an online forum...

oh shi....

Nobdy gives a phuck about anything online.

if you don't have family in crime, jail is where you make connections. rob a liquor store with a toy gun and get caught. since you're white you'll probably do like 3-5 months tops plus you'll meet some top notch criminals in a medium security prison

Then i would be in the system... for theft nonetheless.

I've always wanted to rob banks or pull a large heist of some sort, I'm in OP

Let's do it.

lol so this is how i form my crew? Nice, pm me brah.

[PatTheBaker]

A lot of planning and expensive equipment?

Where's that going to come from? Rob a few McDs to build up some capital for your "real" jobs?

[mangravy]

any worthy pm's yet op? this is an interesting thread

[Murs]

Op your a ****hot with a vagina shutup

[Cestlavie67]

You straight phuckin' retard son.

[wowbob396]

[Liam888]

Dont drop the soap
Not in the showers op

But srs why not take up landscape gardening outsidework good pay and handson work

[gooseguy312]

any worthy pm's yet op? this is an interesting thread

None yet.

[ronpaul3046]

can you give us some examples of high level burglaries? and how are you gonna find someone to sell the item(s) to?

[gooseguy312]

can you give us some examples of high level burglaries? and how are you gonna find someone to sell the item(s) to?

Look thats not even the 1st step brah lol.

1st step is finding other people too affiliate with. I cant do it all alone i imagine.

High level burglaries would be stuff from armored cars with security guards, expensive antiques possibly, bank vaults, government labs, etc.

Stuff that an unprepared person could never do.

[BurntBread]

I think my health teacher told us it was like $4 million for three nights of meth lab or summit...

You could always ask to get locked up. Free food and housing.

[4ea]

Ok well heres my riveting tale, i moved back a month ago from another state i was working in, pretty much quit because it was a ****ty job (only 14 an hour for hard work), and now im home with no job or education because i never went to college.

Anyways, the 1 offer ive got so far is from an old friends dad (have known this guy and his son, used to be best friends with, for about 15 years). The offer is to become a unionized painter which is a dam good job, pay caps at $30 an hour and your in the union no questions asked.

The problem is i dont know if hell come through and i have 1 week left before i find out.


Chances are he wont, and im not gonna work for minimum wage at some other ****ty place. Ive tried college but, i cant do it, i dont have the attention span (serious ADHD) and parents wouldnt pay for an expensive uni either way. Ive tried at community colleges but dropped out of all classes about every time.


Anyways ive decided if either of these things dont work out, il improve my quality of life by getting into professional burglary (most likely), drugs are a dirty business with way too high of a chance to get caught, being a hitman is too depressing and not for me, so this is definetly the best course of action i think.



Ok but seriously i have no other options right? I cant think of anything else i can do.


Ive always wondered how people start up professional thievery operations lol, like do a bunch of random people just covertly advertise thier into high-risk stealing or something? How does one get in a group like that?

Please PM me if you have any good info you cant share publicly.

if you really cant find anything else to do, then join the marines or something.

i would highly advise against becoming a career criminal.

[jamie93]

its all about who you know. my dads step brother is a crime warlord in east london. pm me i will give you some connections

[mangravy]

How hard could it be to take over a Walgreens pharmacy? Lol

[gooseguy312]

How hard could it be to take over a Walgreens pharmacy? Lol

Easy as phuck, but nothing to really gain.

How hard could it be to rob a bank in a small secluded town, where there is only a single police station/limited police force? Much easier than robbing a bank in a large city,

Not much money in that man, unless i went for the vault i guess.

its all about who you know. my dads step brother is a crime warlord in east london. pm me i will give you some connections

thanks but im in another country lol.

[4ea]

How hard could it be to rob a bank in a small secluded town, where there is only a single police station/limited police force? Much easier than robbing a bank in a large city,

any bank in the US is federal territory. you mess with the banks and the FBI will be coming after you.

[Lasers1]

any bank in the US is federal territory. you mess with the banks and the FBI will be coming after you.

I'm just saying, it would be much easier to make the initial getaway without hundreds of cops on your ass. If you can stay hidden/unidentified afterwards is another story lol

[gooseguy312]

if you really cant find anything else to do, then join the marines or something.

i would highly advise against becoming a career criminal.

Why is that? If what youre saying is thought out, then can you tell me?

Im really afraid of losing limbs, which is why i dont want to join any military branch, id fauking kill myself if i lost an arm or leg.

[PatrickBateman1]

First step to robbing banks... ask misc.

[Tanned4tottin]

brb OP just finished watching the italian job or the town or some other catchy crime/action movie...this is real life mutha ****a, where swat teams with sniper rifles and fully auto weapons dont ****in miss...

[illicitstylz]

see: "breaking Bad"

[gooseguy312]

First step to robbing banks... ask misc.

I wont likely rob ranks, i would always do it non-lethally and without violence.

Besides robbing banks is too risky i think, too much self-exposure, id be like more of a racoon, just in and out, and nobody knows till later.

[Blenkiron]

Choose 2....

1.Earn lots of money
2.Enjoy your job
3.Legal job

[gooseguy312]

brb OP just finished watching the italian job or the town or some other catchy crime/action movie...this is real life mutha ****a, where swat teams with sniper rifles and fully auto weapons dont ****in miss...

Im truly not afraid of dying, i dont mean that to sound all tough and ****, im just saying that because its not 1 of my fears.

I dont care if the profession im in has death as 1 of the risks. Why dont you tell this to all the sodiers serving us or the police protecting you? Whats it matter if i die from this job, versus a soldier dying from an afghanie.

[gooseguy312]

Choose 2....

1.Earn lots of money
2.Enjoy your job
3.Legal job

Im trying, painter thing is my only chance, and im not sure if itll come through or not.

[paylowsore]

talk to cops make sure they're off duty though