if you are a MALE and do any of the following...then you are a CERTIFIED *******

[Dysfunqtional]

came in to flame what I figured would be a dumb ass list, but I was wrong. Good list except for MAYBE the $30 haircut. Or if you are competing then the fake tan and shaving are necessities.

[jamie93]

oh well, i almost made it
i love pop songs

really want to neg you but im too nice.

[DougEFI]

love showing off DAT ASSS/10

Wearing tight jeans

[WhiskeyBent3]

I use spray tan and shave my arms. Welp, looks like I'm a certified *******. Thanks, OP

notasingle****wasgiven.jpg

I live life according to my principles and not those posted by some random twat on the internet, therefore I am more of a man than you are.

caring what other men do/wear>>>>>>>>> your list..OP go work for E entertainment and pick people apart on the red carpet u ****..grow a set and stop caring what other people do and maybe u will start slaying poon

1. Earing
4. white belt
8. long hair
11. listen to lady gaga

Guess im a *******.

I wear *****, louis vuitton, an earring in both ears and apply about 8 different loreal for mens expert and niviea for men products a day, come at me....

Can we get your address's please so you can receive your certifications of Certified *******s.

[ryux999]

DAMmn i listen to lady gaga lol

[boogerface]

anyone who uses the excuse "i do it for the ladies" or "ladies love it" or "i get more pussi than"

is overcompensating and self denying and are DOCTORATES OF *******RY

[karas]

anyone who uses the excuse "i do it for the ladies" or "ladies love it" or "i get more pussi than"

is overcompensating and self denying and are DOCTORATES OF *******RY

Hah bitches do love my hair, but I'd have a serious peanut-head problem if I didn't have the fro, it's crazy since I didn't start growing it till I was already kinda big.....
anyway, carry on...

[gingersliftto]

2. wear jeans/pants that are very tight

8. have hair longer than a females with exceptions to rock stars

11. listen to lady gaga or the similar

14. spend more than $30 on a haircut

16. wear deep v neck shirts

Lol this poster shares the exact same as me

Brb girls love my long curly hair

Brb v necks look nice on a cut swole brah

Brb mom paid for my last hair cut lols

[bennayboi]

Tanning bed is ****gier than spray tan. Using a tanning bed means you are mindlessly giving yourself skin cancer in the name of a tan that lasts a week. If you use a tanning bed you are extraordinarily stupid.

[jeIIybrah]

my air cut costs $55 ...
i get a head massage by hot japanese gurls during
does this make me ******* still

[Jeeze]

1. wear earrings, especially fake ones ***EDIT: do you see the word earrings is plural?

2. wear jeans/pants that are very tight

3. wear hot pink clothes

4. white framed sunglasses or white belts

5. wear makeup

6. use lip "gloss"

7. fake tan ***EDIT: fake tan meaning spray tan not tanning bed

8. have hair longer than a females with exceptions to rock stars

9. pucker lips in pictures even if joking

10. gossip like a biitch

11. listen to lady gaga or the similar

12. shave legs or arms ***EDIT: shave completely but a man should never shave his legs or arms.

13. get manicures or pedi's

14. spend more than $30 on a haircut

15. gets eyebrows done ***EDIT: professionally

16. wear deep v neck shirts

17. wear more than a watch, 1 ring or 1 chain max

continued...

No avi, no care.

You can't project your insecurities on me, *******.

[Pump that iron!]

Actually my ass is gay and I pass this list so OP, your ass is dumb. lol

And nice playing off stereotypes - all of the things you've listed are reducible to social conventions you clown. Conventions change and gay status change? You're an idiot lol.

[ciclista]

i shave my legs... i guess i'm a certified ******* then...

[Donut Juice]

11. listen to lady gaga or the similar

12. shave legs or arms ***EDIT: shave completely but a man should never shave his legs or arms.


continued...

11: Its catchy

12: Arm pit hair (Gets rid of smell) and i trim legs not completely shave (I have a forest of hair that grows on my legs)

[datbrobrahbruh]

Brb self-concept determined by an anonymous poster on a bodybuilding board.

Oh wait.

[DesireToGrow]

I deadlifted in my hot pink misc shirt last friday.




ihazghey?

[Farticus]

yesss i passed the test im not a *******

[The-BeAsT]

2. wear jeans/pants that are very tight | gotta show off dat dere package brah

3. wear hot pink clothes | bishes love my pink shirts

4. white framed sunglasses or white belts | white belts with matching sneakers, stylin

9. pucker lips in pictures even if joking | feels sexy man

12. shave legs or arms | shaved legs in the past, yes it does feel like you're in bed with a chick at night

16. wear deep v neck shirts | working on it

17. wear more than a watch, 1 ring or 1 chain max | if its a big night

[STPinPA]

I where white belts sometimes, have gauges and I've slayed far more bishes than you. No e-gloating entirely srs.

You know you're a CERTIFIED ******* when you have to cover up your insecurities with judgments on real alphas who don't give a single phuck. Negged for being a ****.

[George Costanza]

10, 11, 14.


Sorry guys.

[wakaflockabeta]

got both ears pierced

come at me

[CRyan64]

i wear fitted jeans but not @ss tight.
and i listen to pop-ish type songs


u anger?

[Docta J]

I wear earrings and the ladies love it, u mad?

[Getting_Cut22]

I wear *****, louis vuitton, an earring in both ears and apply about 8 different loreal for mens expert and niviea for men products a day, come at me....

I sure hope you aren't serious...

edit: to those guys who do act like women and say it attracts women, aren't you worried its for the wrong reasons? Why don't you want to identify as a masculine person?

[stayready]

you carazy. I will wear pink all day everdae. Getting to a point where a man can't wear anything except black and blue these days. fuk that. Bishes be taking all the colors for themselves and all the used-to-be man names too. Taking it back one pink oxford at a time.

lmao, no no, i'm not saying that men should only wear black and blue, just not pink, and not pastels.

[wzupa]

18. write a thread about what you find gay

[roccobladr]

19. are OP

[roronoa3000]

cant believe white people pay that much for haircuts

[Salavat23]

cant believe white people pay that much for haircuts

Cause white people have the luxury of having nice haircuts without looking like idiots.

umad

[nebraskman1]

I wear white belts and shave my arms, so phuck off breh