The ULTIMATE horror movie discussion thread

**dan213** · 04-22-2011, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by ss4vegeta1

I am still looking for a scary horror flick. Haven't found one that really gives me chills yet.

The Descent?

**ss4vegeta1** · 04-22-2011, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by dan213

The Descent?

No offense not into those types of movies? Those creatures in the caves looked incredibly stupid vs scary. Just sayin

anyone see the orphanage?

**jjc89** · 04-22-2011, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by ss4vegeta1

No offense not into those types of movies? Those creatures in the caves looked incredibly stupid vs scary. Just sayin

anyone see the orphanage?

the orphanage was amaaazing though i didn't think as scary as it was made out to be.

**tashi14** · 04-22-2011, 04:55 PM

I'm definitely into the original japanese horrors. They can actually get me hiding under the blanket covering my eyes.
Some I would say are Audition, Ringu, Uzumaki, Ju-on (grudge), One Missed Call, and Apartment 1303.
I need to start watching them again

**ScrawnyBro** · 04-22-2011, 04:58 PM

The only horror movie I have seen that I actually enjoyed was The Haunting in Connecticut.

Other movies like the Grudge, Scream, Paranormal Activity I found crap

I'm not saying the be all and end all of horror films is The Haunting in Connecticut but I enjoyed it,

**STeGoR** · 04-22-2011, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by MaxPunishment

Halloween 3 is not at all a bad movie, it's actually pretty good. The atmosphere of that movie is creepy as fukk. I think had they not tried to make it part of the Halloween series, it'd be more highly regarded today as everyone just wanted to see Michael and that film failed to deliver on this crucial criteria. If you watch it with an open mind and forget about Michael Myers for a second, it's def at least worth a watch. Halloween 2, 4 and 5 are all great though (I know I'll prob get some flack for liking the 5th one as the consensus is it's the worst in the series but it was pretty good IMO)

Agreed. Halloween 3, as a stand alone film, was great. As a kid, I couldn't find anything that pissed me off more than Halloween 3. It didn't have Michael Meyers in it so it was an abomination amongst me and my friends.

Definately creepy as hell. The score was fantastic, I truely miss original 80's horror movie scores.

**Rewatched TROLL. lol, wow... I can't believe I used to watch that movie as much as I did. The apt building neighbors were just ridiculous and overracting. Military man, could of sworn that was Daniel Stern.

Anybody notice the "Ghoulies" in the Troll film? What is the correlation there I checked IMDB and no affiliation with each other (That I could find anyways).

**Vibrio** · 04-24-2011, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by tashi14

I'm definitely into the original japanese horrors. They can actually get me hiding under the blanket covering my eyes.
Some I would say are Audition, Ringu, Uzumaki, Ju-on (grudge), One Missed Call, and Apartment 1303.
I need to start watching them again

I'll look into those

**MajorCajones** · 04-24-2011, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Vibrio

I'll look into those

i bring up this one movie.....not to well known....but its a great flick......srsly had me scarred like a bitch

its called Noroi(the curse)

its all shot documentary style with snippets of tv shows and stuff

**ImaWonderwall** · 04-26-2011, 03:36 PM

Recently watched Insidious, and I was really impressed. It is creepy and well made. The dialog at times was a little corny, but the atmosphere and the story more than make up for its few flaws. I'd recommend it to any true horror fan. It's also PG-13, but somehow it works!

Also Antichrist is pretty damn disturbing and creepy. Good acting and mood, thought provoking plot, and the visuals are amazing.

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 02:39 PM

Don't want to alarm anyone but we are now exactly two weeks away from Friday the 13th. If you have any sort of camping trip coming up with a group of reckless, sexually promiscuous teens, now would be as good of a time as any to start rethinking.

**Colossal Spoons** · 04-29-2011, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by MaxPunishment

Don't want to alarm anyone but we are now exactly two weeks away from Friday the 13th. If you have any sort of camping trip coming up with a group of reckless, sexually promiscuous teens, now would be as good of a time as any to start rethinking.

Does Jason even lift?

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Does Jason even lift?

Honestly I don't know but I've thought about it a number of times (srs). On the one hand, he lives very frugally and I can't imagine him blending too well with the local Bally's crowd (not much of a people person, not really sociable). Not even sure what he would use as currency to pay for the membership, maybe he donates the blood of his victims to the Red Cross for money? He could have a Bowflex of some sort at his cabin, but he is so freakishly strong that it's hard to imagine you can get such results with such lousy equipment. If so, he should do an infomercial, if you can punch somebody's head off with just Bowflex training, sign me up.

I really do think that Jason has to lift though, I mean 364 days of his calendar are completely wide open and the female situation for him is not really happening right now, so he's gotta be pumping dat iron and using dat dere cell tech. Need to see Jason with his shirt off in future sequels to confirm though (no homo)

**Riceboi** · 04-29-2011, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Does Jason even lift?

he's strong as **** in all his movies so I'm sure he does at least bench, squat, deadlifts. Not sure if he has an arm day or not.

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Riceboi

he's strong as **** in all his movies so I'm sure he does at least bench, squat, deadlifts. Not sure if he has an arm day or not.

I really don't see him having access to that kind of equipment, unless he's using corpses as weights. If so, he's really only doing 200 lbs at the most, he generally goes after skinny dudes and small chicks. Should kill some more porkers so he can set a few PRs and start breaking them plateaus. One thing we know for sure though, he ain't doing no swimming for cardio.

**tarheelblue0378** · 04-29-2011, 05:22 PM

Max, do you do any kind of writing?

Originally Posted by Colossal Spoons

Does Jason even lift?

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by tarheelblue0378

Max, do you do any kind of writing?

Occasionally. Wrote a letter to Michael Myers once, never heard back. Prick. Never makes time for his fans.

**Riceboi** · 04-29-2011, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by MaxPunishment

I really don't see him having access to that kind of equipment, unless he's using corpses as weights. If so, he's really only doing 200 lbs at the most, he generally goes after skinny dudes and small chicks. Should kill some more porkers so he can set a few PRs and start breaking them plateaus. One thing we know for sure though, he ain't doing no swimming for cardio.

no bro, just no

ripping arms off, smashing heads, cutting people in half

**tarheelblue0378** · 04-29-2011, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by MaxPunishment

Occasionally. Wrote a letter to Michael Myers once, never heard back. Prick. Never makes time for his fans.

lol, your posts are usually really creative and thought out, seems like you're a writer.

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by tarheelblue0378

lol, your posts are usually really creative and thought out, seems like you're a writer.

I was a film major in college and I worked in TV for a few years after graduating, but nah never a writer aside from a screenwriting class or two. I just like slasher movies and thinking in depth about the ridiculous, skewed reality in which they exist. Leads to some creative posts I suppose

**Legend1617** · 04-29-2011, 05:50 PM

Jason is the sh*t

**BadMonkeyFunker** · 04-29-2011, 05:55 PM

it's so hard to find quality horror movies these days.... I am not into gore sht..

rite was a big disappointment, so was insidious ... I kinda liked last exorcism ...

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Legend1617

Jason is the sh*t

Yeah man, that goalie was pissed about something

Originally Posted by BadMonkeyFunker

it's so hard to find quality horror movies these days.... I am not into gore sht..

rite was a big disappointment, so was insidious ... I kinda liked last exorcism ...

I think with the advancements of special effects and make-up, there's been a lot more emphasis as of late on gore films because a few years ago you couldn't pull someone's eyeball out for instance and have it look realistic. Most horror movies would have very quick deaths just because if you looked at them too long on screen, it wouldn't look real. Now you just have really drawn out, torturous deaths for no reason other than they can. Really the whole emphasis of the genre has changed whereas before it used to be about suspense and the horror would be created in your own mind of what could happen. Now they don't leave anything to the imagination, they just throw it all on the screen

**Legend1617** · 04-29-2011, 07:49 PM

lol went through a old photo album and found a few pics of me when I was a baby

not a single fuk was given...

**ElegantCawk** · 04-29-2011, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by ScrawnyBro

The only horror movie I have seen that I actually enjoyed was The Haunting in Connecticut.

Other movies like the Grudge, Scream, Paranormal Activity I found crap

I'm not saying the be all and end all of horror films is The Haunting in Connecticut but I enjoyed it,

after reading that you didn't like paranormal activity etc i thought we had the same taste in horror movies but haunting in Connecticut was terrible.

boring as fuk, NOTHING happened at all, boring and not scary.

i hate so called horror movies where as soon as somebody turns on the light everything goes back to normal, annoying as fuk

**MaxPunishment** · 04-29-2011, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Legend1617

lol went through a old photo album and found a few pics of me when I was a baby

not a single fuk was given...

Nothing like entrusting your newborn to one of the most notorious serial killers in the medium of film

**pTrillz** · 04-30-2011, 11:12 PM

Just saw Martyrs.

What the phuck did I watch? Not a very "scary" movie, but several scenes were just plain disturbing.

Wasn't that good, but I'd definitely recommend a watch to others.

Still, I feel completely wtf'd.

**isaac_m** · 05-01-2011, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by pTrillz

Just saw Martyrs.

What the phuck did I watch? Not a very "scary" movie, but several scenes were just plain disturbing.

Wasn't that good, but I'd definitely recommend a watch to others.

Still, I feel completely wtf'd.

yup definitely a wtf movie, though I liked it a lot. Very, uh, unique.

**MaxPunishment** · 05-03-2011, 07:59 PM

In 10 days...

Be afraid, be very afraid.

(Unless you've just watched Freddy vs. Jason, in which case be amused, be very amused.)

**Deborah_Lyn** · 05-06-2011, 08:30 AM

Props to whomever recommended 'The Horde.'

Good movie. Ending was so-so though imo.

spoiler

She killed the drug guy that promised to keep her alive. Idiot. Revenge means pretty much nothing in face of survival. She was a weak character compared to the rest.

I finally saw 'Skyline'. I liked it. Alien monsters, impending death, total annihilation.

Reviewers complained about plot line. hello? we're all gonna die. This ain't Shakespeare...

effects were solid

Acting was okay. I think the guy who worked at the hotel was miscast. He brought nothing to the role.

Re-do of Nightmare on Elm Street. Excellent. Nice reboot of the series. Solid. 5 of 5 in my book. But, I really like the guy the cast as Freddy.

**ragingcrayon** · 05-06-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by tarheelblue0378

Max, do you do any kind of writing?

Stegor - doesn't this look familiar?!?

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