*** Official Atheist Thread ***

[ONtop888]

you dont believe in magic brah???

Being a Christian, I hear that question a lot from your crew....

[Infusco]

you dont believe in magic brah???


you are a bad person!!!

you should be banished to hell!!!!

You'll have to excuse ONtop, he's our pet Christian in this thread.


brb exam lols/fml.

[ONtop888]

You'll have to excuse ONtop, he's our pet Christian in this thread.


brb exam lols/fml.

I love petting zoos.....no homo....errrr....hhmmm

[AbuMaryam]

You'll have to excuse ONtop, he's our pet Christian in this thread.


brb exam lols/fml.

see you in 45 mins ....how did that test go bro?

[AbuMaryam]

I love petting zoos.....no homo....errrr....hhmmm

What the I dont even.............nm, it's ok brah it ok, you can't help it


Yeah I am more into those heavy petting zoos.......wait......not like that....no homo..I swear!!!

[neonhypoxia]

Isn't that one an argument against the origin of life? Not evolution.

You act like creationist even know the difference.

Is that supposed to be me and ontop O.o....

Yes. No. Wait, do you and Ontop share a bed?

God, the atheist thread is so much more interesting than the Christian thread.

(no theistist)

That's because we have blackjack and hookers!

GOD IS GREAT!!

Take that sh*t somewhere else. God doesn't read this thread.

Wait, what did I just tacitly imply there? D*mn it!

you dont believe in magic brah???


you are a bad person!!!

you should be banished to hell!!!!

... I R confused.

[neonhypoxia]

I love petting zoos.....no homo....errrr....hhmmm

This thread does appear to have all the women. Well all the real women, not the Burnedfish style women. Althought it is still a sausage fest.







And I mean bratwurst. What were you thinking with that sinful littel mind of your's?

[AbuMaryam]

You act like creationist even know the difference.



Yes. No. Wait, do you and Ontop share a bed? .

What's wrong w/ that bro, you a homophobe or something

Take that sh*t somewhere else. God doesn't read this thread.

Wait, what did I just tacitly imply there? D*mn it!

... I R confused.

yeah got a little carried earlier but **** got a little too real for me today and lol at athiest self ownage , I kid I kid

[JDkeystone]

This thread does appear to have all the women. Well all the real women, not the Burnedfish style women. Althought it is still a sausage fest.

Rofl

Looks like his troll thread was deleted, though. Too bad; I was looking forward to teasing him with it whenever he got back from band camp (assuming it's not a permaban heh).

[neonhypoxia]

What's wrong w/ that bro, you a homophobe or something

Nah man. I'm fine with like guys getting all up in each others grillz and being like yo I love you dawg and all dat other gay *ss sh*t. But just you know, I'm like not wanting to see dat sh*t and all. Like just be keeping dat in they house you know. I aint wanting to see no grown *ss men all like sloberin on each other and holdin day hands like some littls skoolgirls and all dat sh*t. And I aint think Jesus be wantin them to get all married or nothing like dat. Like I aint no homoeroticphobe or no sh*t like that. I'm just sayin I wouldn't want dem watchin my kids or no sh*t like that. You feel me dawg?

[Blindead]

Fabulous gay guys are pretty hilarious as long as they don't start getting physical around me. It's kinda like fat people making out. Or old people. I don't dislike them, I just don't wanna see that ****. My GF was out to eat and asked the waiter if he was gay and said "MMMmmmm girl you know it!"

[Infusco]

I love petting zoos.....no homo....errrr....hhmmm

Should we stroke or pat you?

see you in 45 mins ....how did that test go bro?

It went pretty well actually. I should have easily passed it and may end up with a respectable mark, but I couldn't care less about the subject tbh so I don't mind what happens, as long as I pass. I ended up writing 11 pages on the two scenarios that we had to advise imaginary people on. Hand is broken.

Now I have all night to chill out and pretend I don't have another exam on Thursday

[AbuMaryam]

it went pretty well actually. I should have easily passed it and may end up with a respectable mark, but i couldn't care less about the subject tbh so i don't mind what happens, as long as i pass. I ended up writing 11 pages on the two scenarios that we had to advise imaginary people on. Hand is broken.

Now i have all night to chill out and pretend i don't have another exam on thursday :d

gjdm!!

[Infusco]

gjdm!!

Lulz, I think my nervous system has been conditioned to respond to every stimulus in the same way as it responds to lifting weights. Just before the exam I was standing around trying to clear my head and get ready to do it, but instead all that really happened was my heart rate increased, breathing sped up and I had the urge to start clapping my hands together.



Then I shouted statements about things being nothing but peanuts.

>_>

<_<

[AbuMaryam]

Lulz, I think my nervous system has been conditioned to respond to every stimulus in the same way as it responds to lifting weights. Just before the exam I was standing around trying to clear my head and get ready to do it, but instead all that really happened was my heart rate increased, breathing sped up and I had the urge to start clapping my hands together.



Then I shouted statements about things being nothing but peanuts.

>_>

<_<

lmao might try and condition myself to get that way towards school and all...you listen to metal music to get you pumped up for it in the car

[zoina21]

Nobel prize winner, and atheist Saramago died 1 hour ago:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100618...peoplesaramago

http://ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=48951

http://richarddawkins.net/articles/4540

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Saramago

[ZenBowman]

You guys are focusing on the wrong things.....

I think we need a stud_ibrahim appreciation society.

5. What is your view on the people who drive their cars at a violent speed with their car stereos banging at full volumes with evil music... A few young chaps pass by our mosque everyday in their car doing that? is it ok to give them a fair beating???

6. Is it true that there was a girl who threw the Quran on the floor and then she turned into an ape? Is'nt it true that the Bani Israel were turned into apes and monkey because of the fact that they despised the truth?

[Blindead]

Lulz, I think my nervous system has been conditioned to respond to every stimulus in the same way as it responds to lifting weights. Just before the exam I was standing around trying to clear my head and get ready to do it, but instead all that really happened was my heart rate increased, breathing sped up and I had the urge to start clapping my hands together.



Then I shouted statements about things being nothing but peanuts.

>_>

<_<

same. the other day i was playing a first person action game and i won a 50 man fight after trying for like an hour. i yelled like i had just deadlifted and suddenly had tons of energy. went downstairs and tore my weights apart despite not having lifted in months. i guess i still have it somewhat.

[mug]

6. Is it true that there was a girl who threw the Quran on the floor and then she turned into an ape?

Omg wtf, that dude is hilarious

[GeorgeCarlinJr]

You guys are focusing on the wrong things.....

I think we need a stud_ibrahim appreciation society.

lolwut

[_TG_]

was browsing the islam thread--i'll skip the part where they want to kill me for being atheist or infidel ... well what do you know i found some cool ****...

http://www.allahsquran.com/learn/#

learned some Arabic

profit

[anonymous]

was browsing the islam thread--i'll skip the part where they want to kill me for being atheist or infidel ... well what do you know i found some cool ****...

http://www.allahsquran.com/learn/#

learned some Arabic

profit

DOES COUNT YOU MUST LEARN ARABIC TO UNDERSTAND IT, THE TRANSLATIONS ARE DONE BY WESTERN LIBERALS TO MAKE MUSLIMS LOOK BAD

yup, its true bro

[AbuMaryam]

was browsing the islam thread--i'll skip the part where they want to kill me for being atheist or infidel ... well what do you know i found some cool ****...

http://www.allahsquran.com/learn/#

learned some Arabic

profit

Word! it's a beautiful language, brah.Now what do you plan on using it for, going to spit some game at dem hot sisters speaking arabiya
deff something

on a sidenote,Neon is doing a good job at teaching me engrish, the wasians women are eating that shish up

[TheGreatFSM]

Bet you can guess my affiliation.

[neonhypoxia]

6. Is it true that there was a girl who threw the Quran on the floor and then she turned into an ape? Is'nt it true that the Bani Israel were turned into apes and monkey because of the fact that they despised the truth?

Jesus Christ on a stick that guy is a tard. How the hell did he even learn to breath?

DOES COUNT YOU MUST LEARN ARABIC TO UNDERSTAND IT, THE TRANSLATIONS ARE DONE BY WESTERN LIBERALS TO MAKE MUSLIMS LOOK BAD

yup, its true bro

Good think then that my mom was an airforce brat and lived in Turkey until she was 12 and I had her pick out a good translation of the Koran for me. Bad think I don't currently know where its at and haven't seen it in like two years. FU!

on a sidenote,Neon is doing a good job at teaching me engrish, the wasians women are eating that shish up

I take it your cougar hunting has been successful so far. Good job Abu man. Now reel her in and get you a sugar momma. I miss cougar hunting, that was a fun sport in college. *sigh* Newly divorced women who don't mind if you just show up for a lay. Who don't care if you aren't interested in hearing what that one chick at work said about that other chick at work. Who are just happy that you aren't being a total dick to them unlike their former husband. You know, occasionaly paying attention to them isntead of yelling at them to get out of the way of the TV because the game is on suddenly makes you a stunningly attentive and sensitive guy because they became so use to that crap. Plus most of them could suck the chrome off a truck hitch.

[neonhypoxia]

Fabulous gay guys are pretty hilarious as long as they don't start getting physical around me. It's kinda like fat people making out. Or old people. I don't dislike them, I just don't wanna see that ****. My GF was out to eat and asked the waiter if he was gay and said "MMMmmmm girl you know it!"

Eh, I think I'm much rather see to gay guys making out then two fat people. I don't know why, but the thought of fat people going at it is just really disgusting to me. Just no. Despite being in the Midwest we have a large gay population around here, I'm not sure what's up with that. They must love corn or something. Anyways you get use to it really quick here. Although we have alot of fatties too and I've not become use to that so... Yeah.

Anyways I actually like gay guys for several reason which I shall now outline:

1. For every gay guy that's another lonely woman who needs a little bit of loving. Us straight guys will just have to grit our teeth and deal with all those extra lonely woman. Oh how horrible that is for us.

2. They are useful as hell. The fix up your house gay guys do a great job. And the flaming ones will make your women look all nice doing their hair and nails and all that crap, then send them back home to you. Thanks flaming gay guys for making women look hotter.

3. They make great friends for your girlfriend(s), I suggest every straight guy make sure their ladies have a few gay friends. Don't want to see some chick flick? Gay friends. Don't want to be the person to have to listen to her b*tch about her female coworkers? Gay friends. You know how sometimes you just want some along time? Send her out with her gay friends for a night on the town. Your woman's gay friends are a straight guy's best ally.

4. While I'm not interested in guys at all I will have to admit its always nice to hear compliments. I just take them the same way I would from some women I have no interest in at all. I'm just saying sometimes its nice to hear. Oh and FYI, I seriously don't need comments about how pretty my eyes are. Seriously, like every woman who has ever hit on me, its always some comment about my eyes. You think I don't hear it constantly? There are what, maybe twenty asians in the entire d*mn state and half of them are in my family? And of those only the ones in my family have bi-colored eyes. Yeah, I get it, pretty eyes. You know I have been working out now for something like nine years, perhaps a comment on my muscles next time. Just a suggestion gay guys. Your still not going to get anywhere, but atleast there will be a thanks in return instead of me rolling my pretty eyes at you.

[AKR]

Nobel prize winner, and atheist Saramago died 1 hour ago:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100618...peoplesaramago

http://ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=48951

http://richarddawkins.net/articles/4540

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Saramago

In b4 Christians say he renounced atheism on his death bed and accepted baby Jesus as his master.

[LunicaAshes]

Bet you can guess my affiliation.

GTFO! You don't belong in our thread!!!

[Infusco]

4. While I'm not interested in guys at all I will have to admit its always nice to hear compliments. I just take them the same way I would from some women I have no interest in at all. I'm just saying sometimes its nice to hear. Oh and FYI, I seriously don't need comments about how pretty my eyes are. Seriously, like every woman who has ever hit on me, its always some comment about my eyes. You think I don't hear it constantly? There are what, maybe twenty asians in the entire d*mn state and half of them are in my family? And of those only the ones in my family have bi-colored eyes. Yeah, I get it, pretty eyes. You know I have been working out now for something like nine years, perhaps a comment on my muscles next time. Just a suggestion gay guys. Your still not going to get anywhere, but atleast there will be a thanks in return instead of me rolling my pretty eyes at you.

Pics of said eyes.






(no bromo)






but srsly, irises or negs.

[LunicaAshes]

2. They are useful as hell. The fix up your house gay guys do a great job. And the flaming ones will make your women look all nice doing their hair and nails and all that crap, then send them back home to you. Thanks flaming gay guys for making women look hotter.

lol, they are also useful as pretend f*ck buddies.

I went on a trip to France when I was in HS, and one of my classmates was a gay guy. When we did a week-long family stay, he happened to be right down the road in the same town, which was great, since I couldn't stand the girl I was staying with.

Anyhow, this girl was having a really lame party, and we were both bored, so we told the people there that we were "going upstairs." They all nodded knowingly, and left us the f*ck alone the rest of the night while we hung out in my room with the feral kittens they had rescued, and he talked about how great it was that the hot Vietnamese guy he was staying with had NO CLUE that he was gay, and would walk around mostly naked/in towels. No one bothered us for as long as we wanted.