Juggling 4 slots right now while the circus midget looking loser still lies...

[Godfrd824]

Yeah I've never heard any of those things before 🤭🤭🤭

I seriously don't know how long I can juggle these broads especially because sugar momma is super needy.

Any time I go over there I have to spend the night, almost no sleep, and eat in the morning etc I feel like a kid again doing chores begging to be let outside 😂😂😂

Yeap. In other news, I didn't drive to work today. I flew, and not in a plane or helo, I used my super powers which I totally have.

[MBisonSon]

lol. you're too entertaining when you're off your bipolar meds. never change.

Your jaw is way too weak for your head but you knew that.

I bet from head on your face is shaped like a foot.

That's a big reason why my stories are so hard for you to believe.

It's like trying to explain a Lamborghini to an aboriginal.

Your only frame of reference to things I'm talking about ITT is porn.

Sad.

I will carry the torch for guys like you though.

[volleys]

Your jaw is way too weak for your head but you knew that.

Interesting comment from someone who grew a beard to hide his jawline.

[MBisonSon]

Interesting comment from someone who grew a beard to hide his jawline.

My jawline is rock solid my guy.

Grow a beard yourself and see how many women throw NSA sex at you.

It won't be even remotely the same.

These broads are choosing me BECAUSE of things like my strong jawline.

[MBisonSon]

Yeap. In other news, I didn't drive to work today. I flew, and not in a plane or helo, I used my super powers which I totally have.

Only real super power in this life is having a big hammer in your pants.

It's almost like being Professor X but you can only control women with it 😭

[LargePeter]

Why do I doubt the genuineness of this thread...?

[Godfrd824]

Why do I doubt the genuineness of this thread...?

OP, is this your body?

[MBisonSon]

OP, is this your body?

185 lean and mean, six pack and all.

The ladies love that my dong looks bigger srs.

I've been doing hardcore water/coffee only OMAD to lean out.

[HateLiberals]

Well see, unlike you? I am not a loser.

Before I was married IF I didn't bang a girl on the first date, or at least the second? It was a fail. A big L.

The experience with the 18 year old did happen. Why would I lie about something so stupid on a body building message board? I mean....what kind of life do you have where that is even a thing? That was just many of the times I banged girls on the first date. And you know how and why? Because I actually make girls feel like they are having a good time. An exciting time. Sex is just the conclusion.

As for my wife? You can call her a hooar. That is fine. Just shows your COMPLETE lack of class and jealousy.

My wife is a solid 9/10, at worst a 8/10. Makes $350 K a year as the head accountant at a high level University here in S Cal. Is on zero social media. Most moral and best person I know. Moved here to the US when she was 4 from Taiwan and is a beautiful person.

Nothing you say affects me in a negative way.

[Godfrd824]

185 lean and mean, six pack and all.

The ladies love that my dong looks bigger srs.

I've been doing hardcore water/coffee only OMAD to lean out.

Ok. I can say with confidence that the OP is a larp. Sorry bro better luck next time.

[MBisonSon]

Ok. I can say with confidence that the OP is a larp. Sorry bro b better luck next time.

Why are you so invested ITT in the first place?

Like who put a gun to your head telling you to post in here? 😂😂😂

[gwg77]

4 sloots and zero pics

Ok Timmy

Because there isn’t any you should know this smh

No shÑ–t, Sherlock.

That was the whole point of my post.

[volleys]

Your jaw is way too weak for your head but you knew that.

I bet from head on your face is shaped like a foot.

That's a big reason why my stories are so hard for you to believe.

It's like trying to explain a Lamborghini to an aboriginal.

Your only frame of reference to things I'm talking about ITT is porn.

Sad.

I will carry the torch for guys like you though.

My jawline is rock solid my guy.

Grow a beard yourself and see how many women throw NSA sex at you.

It won't be even remotely the same.

These broads are choosing me BECAUSE of things like my strong jawline.

Since you ninja edited...

I'm not at all doubting your stories. I believe you are doing as you say you are. The sugar momma is an "eh", but why not. I really don't know what you'd consider to be a sugar momma, although I'm positive our definitions and monetary thresholds are different.

I'm just laughing that a man, who I'm presuming is in his mid-to-late 30s, finds smashing hotwives and women in open relationships to be worth bragging about, believes he's their 'only vice', AND that they aren't getting dicked down by multiple different men a week. If you really believe that they aren't going through more wieners than Joey Chestnut, then that's your fantasy and I'll never stop being entertained by your manic stories.

I've seen your jawline from that pic people always post in your thread where your tongue is hanging out, and I think you made a wise decision to cover her up with the beard. I'm not interested in growing one, nor can I because of my job's grooming standards, because I think they make bald guys look kinda ****gy if they're well trimmed, or mentally ill if they're unkempt.

[MBisonSon]

Since you ninja edited...

I'm not at all doubting your stories. I believe you are doing as you say you are. The sugar momma is an "eh", but why not. I really don't know what you'd consider to be a sugar momma, although I'm positive our definitions and monetary thresholds are different.

I'm just laughing that a man, who I'm presuming is in his mid-to-late 30s, finds smashing hotwives and women in open relationships to be worth bragging about, believes he's their 'once vice', AND that they aren't getting dicked down by multiple different men a week. If you really believe that they aren't going through more wieners than Joey Chestnut, then that's your fantasy and I'll never stop being entertained by your manic stories.

I've seen your jawline from that pic people always post in your thread where your tongue is hanging out, and I think you made a wise decision to cover her up with the beard. I'm not interested in growing one, nor can I because of my job's grooming standards, because I think they make bald guys look kinda ****gy if they're well trimmed, or mentally ill if they're unkempt.

I'm not reading all of that.

"Ninja edit" is code word for me thinking of more things to lambast you with.

It's like saying an uppercut from Tyson was a valentine.

Blah blah blah dad shower beard blah blah blah.

You and Godfred are free to leave at any time.

[GooBaaa]

No shÑ–t, Sherlock.

That was the whole point of my post.

Watch your tone boyo

[MBisonSon]

Godfred is more than free to leave my thread, tape his titties down, and go run some laps.

[Godfrd824]

Well see, unlike you? I am not a loser.

Before I was married IF I didn't bang a girl on the first date, or at least the second? It was a fail. A big L.

The experience with the 18 year old did happen. Why would I lie about something so stupid on a body building message board? I mean....what kind of life do you have where that is even a thing? That was just many of the times I banged girls on the first date. And you know how and why? Because I actually make girls feel like they are having a good time. An exciting time. Sex is just the conclusion.

As for my wife? You can call her a hooar. That is fine. Just shows your COMPLETE lack of class and jealousy.

My wife is a solid 9/10, at worst a 8/10. Makes $350 K a year as the head accountant at a high level University here in S Cal. Is on zero social media. Most moral and best person I know. Moved here to the US when she was 4 from Taiwan and is a beautiful person.

Nothing you say affects me in a negative way.

I like your weird cat look.

[DrugsToGetBig]

negged for the mentally ill incel tim fantasy


**** off back to the shower with papa you ugly cocksucker

[BigDeeps01]

Did OP post pics yet

[Godfrd824]

Why are you so invested ITT in the first place?

Like who put a gun to your head telling you to post in here? ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½

I'm not invested. The issue here is that there is a great amount of dissonance between what I'm reading and what I'm seeing. I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. And it doesn't make sense.

[singlemom69]

Not mirin,

I’m bangin 5 hot wives, 3 sugar mommas, and a tranny

Your game must be weak.

*edit* forgot also got 2 virgins on the roster as well

[Adam16121]

Damn only 4? Sorry OP, I hope things get better for you soon.

[Godfrd824]

Godfred is more than free to leave my thread, tape his titties down, and go run some laps.

It's clear that I have hurt your feelings. I didn't mean to. It's just, how do I put this without being rude, you're built like a mini fridge, and that's also a great way to describe your life. Now I'm not saying that mini fridges aren't useful in life, but a mini fridge is nothing to talk or brag about. No one calls their friends to come check out their new mini fridge. Sorry.

[MBisonSon]

It's clear that I have hurt your feelings. I didn't mean to. It's just, how do I put this without being rude, you're built like a mini fridge, and that's also a great way to describe your life. Now I'm not saying that mini fridges aren't useful in life, but a mini fridge is nothing to talk or brag about. No one calls their friends to come check out their new mini fridge. Sorry.

You're a big fat crybaby crying in my thread like I called you out by name- because you're a big fat crybaby.

That's your problem not mine.

Maybe the internet isn't the place for you if you throw a tantrum every time someone isn't living the same life as you my guy 😂😂😂

[MBisonSon]

Also LMFAO at not understanding how we don't play by remotely close rules because I happen to weigh as much as one normal guy.

[Godfrd824]

You're a big fat crybaby crying in my thread like I called you out by name- because you're a big fat crybaby.

That's your problem not mine.

Maybe the internet isn't the place for you if you throw a tantrum every time someone isn't living the same life as you my guy ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿½ï¿ ½ï¿½

You called me out 4 times in between 2 of my posts. It's clear you're hurting. I don't want to hurt you. I just want you to use logic. Don't come here and make up lies, it's not a good look. Honestly, you're being quite disrespectful, talking about how sharp and defined your jaw is for example, like we can't see your pics and the fact that you're a beardcel.

I've never partaken in the thrashings that others get together to give you, but it's clear you've stopped taking your meds, and you need to be brought back to reality.

Also LMFAO at not understanding how we don't play by remotely close rules because I happen to weigh as much as one normal guy.

Is this directed at me?

[xbluexhawkx]

He's having his daily schizophrenia episode

[ZAPATON]

how old are you OP?

last time I had a rotation of 4 girls was really exhausting and I was 27.. no ****ing way I'm doing that now.

[dabbmw2002]

how old are you OP?

last time I had a rotation of 4 girls was really exhausting and I was 27.. no ****ing way I'm doing that now.

He can handle it, especially since it's a figment of his imagination I guess Tuesday is off your meds day

[jesb7826]

Source. Trust me bro.