This copypasta hits way too hard

[mrdot]

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

[Pussipoppin]

That last part is killing me right now

All the good girls literally are gone and anyone that comes along has too much experience

I should have just settled with my first GF. She was an 8/10 and had a multi millionaire family that would have brought us a house

[naaboo]

brootal

[mrdot]

That last part is killing me right now

All the good girls literally are gone and anyone that comes along has too much experience

I should have just settled with my first GF. She was an 8/10 and had a multi millionaire family that would have brought us a house

exactly

it's hard to imagine dating a girl who's already been in multiple year long relationships while i've only had hookups , not to mention all the guys they will fk while single

this one girl told me she used to live with her bf and they had sex every night for years

like how tf do i compete with that

[WiseOldApe]

The good thing is that once you fall in love you won't think like that any more - love feels good whether you're 15 or 50.

[Fang2]

Imagine being 95, billionare, but still realizing you don't got much time left, no matter how much money you've got.

[brosapiens]

I really wouldn't want to be a poor, cringy, close-minded, jumpy teenager again. Most teenagers make me cringe every time I hear them and I can only hope they'll be smart enough to escape their condition. Not everyone does though ...

[Pussipoppin]

exactly

it's hard to imagine dating a girl who's already been in multiple year long relationships while i've only had hookups , not to mention all the guys they will fk while single

this one girl told me she used to live with her bf and they had sex every night for years

like how tf do i compete with that

Bro it’s genuinely over

It’s got to the point I reject legit hot af girls on online dating just because they are late 20s and are ran through. I refuse to wife some sloots that had multiple dude in her mouth and swallowed their load. I need a virgin

[mrdot]

I really wouldn't want to be a poor, cringy, close-minded, jumpy teenager again. Most teenagers make me cringe every time I hear them and I can only hope they'll be smart enough to escape their condition. Not everyone does though ...

but the girls are hot as fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Pussipoppin]

I really wouldn't want to be a poor, cringy, close-minded, jumpy teenager again. Most teenagers make me cringe every time I hear them and I can only hope they'll be smart enough to escape their condition. Not everyone does though ...

Cope

If I were a millionaire right now at my age, I’d give it all up just to go back and be a broke teen

Brb no responsibilities
Brb girls hot af
Brb brb

[mrdot]

Bro it’s genuinely over

It’s got to the point I reject legit hot af girls on online dating just because they are late 20s and are ran through. I refuse to wife some sloots that had multiple dude in her mouth and swallowed their load. I need a virgin

bro you sound like me (srs)

i can match with hot girls online but just because i have "that look" i know they are matching and saying the exact same things to me which they do to every other guy

me and a few guys from the gym all matched with the same girls on tinder LOL no thanks

[TokenV]

so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school

[brosapiens]

Cope

If I were a millionaire right now at my age, I’d give it all up just to go back and be a broke teen

Brb no responsibilities
Brb girls hot af
Brb brb

If you were smart enough to escape being a teenager you could be a millionaire and get hot girls and have no responsibilities compared to actual teenagers. Girls would pick you over a teenager too.
It's about you. Nostalgia is a bitch and keeps you back.

[Pussipoppin]

bro you sound like me (srs)

i can match with hot girls online but just because i have "that look" i know they are matching and saying the exact same things to me which they do to every other guy

me and a few guys from the gym all matched with the same girls on tinder LOL no thanks

Feelsss

Bro I need a wife (a good one), I’m past that stage of my life where I’m sharing girls and chit. It’s getting to the point I’m thinking about converting to Muslim just to find a non whore

[Pussipoppin]

If you were smart enough to escape being a teenager you could be a millionaire and get hot girls and have no responsibilities compared to actual teenagers. Girls would pick you over a teenager too.
It's about you. Nostalgia is a bitch and keeps you back.

I hear you but youth is a valuable commodity too. Getting old is the worst man. All that “men hit their prime by 40” is giga cope.

I’d rather be 20 and broke than 40 and rich (srs)

[BerserkGrom]

I hear you but youth is a valuable commodity too. Getting old is the worst man. All that “men hit their prime by 40” is giga cope.

I’d rather be 20 and broke than 40 and rich (srs)

if you play your cards right there is no reason why the quality of your life should be worse at 40 than 20, quite contrary.

[Kiop]

agree, time flies
no whey back

[Pussipoppin]

if you play your cards right there is no reason why the quality of your life should be worse at 40 than 20, quite contrary.

doesn’t matter, still = less time to mog

I’m 34 and I’m still considered handsome and can pull young women but I’d still rather be 20 again. This chit won’t last forever

[Omnivium]

you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now

Most of us are 30+ now. We need an updated version for guys in their 30s

[RainingBlood]

you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now

When I was 20: Wow I gotta mature soon.

When I was 25: Wow I gotta mature soon.

Almost 30: Wow I gotta mature soon.

[infinityplus1]

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

[Deathstroke]

I was active by that age. Lost my v card at 14. Loved school to death. Loved music. And only worried about getting my first car from my parents. And a different girl every few weeks.

[uneducated]

Forgive English I am Russia

[4everalone]

This is why it’s good to have kids.
No worries in life other than not getting ice cream or having to brush teeth & stop playing with toys.
Extreme joy from the tiniest things like you letting them ride their bike outside.

I live vicariously through them in that sense.
Never think about my own care free past.

[naaboo]

18 and broke.

Give me the great reset.

Edit: wrong thread wtf

[lightsarefallin]

Can't say it hits home on my end. I spent so much time and energy getting myself to where I am now that I can't imagine being a teenager all over again. Life just keeps getting better and better, as it should.