I have one.
I'd like Frank Shirley,
my boss,
right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shxt he is! Hallelujah! Holy shxt! Where's the Tylenol?
Merry xmas, Ov35!
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12-25-2021, 07:13 AM #1
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Hey... If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-25-2021, 12:07 PM #9
Amazing how Karlito just sits back in his Easy Chair with a Cuban Cigar and a fine crystal glass three-quarters full of superb Single Malt Scotch Whiskey and type out some practical advice.
Ok, now we are getting to the meat of this. First, Keltron, you gots some explaining to do for not showing up here for a year and then post a Manifesto without saying something nice. With Italians, which I am part, it's either nice or The Soprano's version of taking uncle Eddie out the back for a "talk," after he felt up the guest bartender which he did not appreciate.
Next, you need to settle down and break this shiit down. Problem at work, some employees calling out the boss, what are the solutions?Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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12-25-2021, 02:16 PM #10
Got a bottle of Laphroaig 10-year old cask strength that I will be breaking out a little later. Merry Christmas bruh!
You gotta check out the movie "Swimming with Sharks". It pretty much describes this exact scenario...except for the RV. My favorite part is when he tortures his boss with paper cuts...lol.It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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It's streaming for free on Tubi so I might check it out. But what describes my scenario to a T (RV included) is a movie called National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's actually scary how close Chevy Chase's boss rant and subsequent kidnapping of his boss by his RV-driving cousin in law matches my boss-rant and subsequent kidnapping of said boss by my RV-driving cousin in law
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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Randy Quaid is the MFing man.
edit: image won't show.. just click this:
https://imgur.com/a/qw3wzlFSept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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