Failed every single one of my 8 classes in my 1st yr at college.

[Family_Guy]

When you transfer to a University, you're GPA resets to 4.0.

No it doesn't. You have no GPA when you go to a new school.

[MrLJizzle]

true, but I dont think its possible to transfer 8 fail classes with 0 credits. your better off just applying as a completely new student

is there a way for the 4 year school to find out if you went to a school previously?

[saaltydog]

Research papers, a rhetorical analysis, book report etc...

That is just being lazy. What are you going to do when you take more classes and the saem thing happeneds?

When I got my 4 year degree I had to do a capstone graduation project which consisted of doing the accounting work for a company and it was about 40 pages. Did you think I wanted to do that? no I didn't. I knew what the consequences were if I didn't though and I did it. It's all about choices.

[jackamo2887]

So I royally fukked up my freshmen yr at community college...

I just stopped goin at the end of both semesters cuz it was too late to Withdraw and there was no hope for passin the classes...

Is there any way to have my G.P.A. wiped clean if I plead insane or somethin?

You dont need college..YOUR CHEF PETE!

Here is your future Chef Pete.

Mmmmm..smells like failure.

[7Happy7]

lol at op justifying his failure.

[ChefPete]

true, but I dont think its possible to transfer 8 fail classes with 0 credits. your better off just applying as a completely new student

What if they find out I was a student.

It'd be pretty obvious what I was hiding.

Does not one person here have experience with being a complete academic failure their first yr in college?

[Family_Guy]

is there a way for the 4 year school to find out if you went to a school previously?

It's called your Social Security number. Do people really think institutions don't know what they **** they are doing?

[saaltydog]

What if they find out I was a student.

It'd be pretty obvious what I was hiding.

Does not one person here have experience with being a complete academic failure their first yr in college?

What makes you think that going to a different college will result in a different outcome?

[The Prime Nip]

Does not one person here have experience with being a complete academic failure their first yr in college?

Yeah, probably potheads and meth addicts but they are busy getting high right now and/or they are dead.

[ZionsWrath]

Just apply to a school using your high school transcript. If they ask what you did for the year after HS make some **** up that's really convincing. Not like they will do a detailed background check on you.

[de_barathrum]

Just gettin good test grades...

I have no problem learning in class...

It's all the outside of class responsibilities I make no effort at.

Anyone else like this?

yeah, im naturally inclined to be lazy like yourself. its taken me 3 years to complete community college, but im doing so with an AA this summer, and then its off to a university. there comes a time when you just gotta stop bull****ting yourself and get work done, or you end up working in a restaraunt the rest of your life. i was able to recognize myself heading down the latter route early enough and pulled my **** together before it was too late.

[saaltydog]

yeah, im naturally inclined to be lazy like yourself. its taken me 3 years to complete community college, but im doing so with an AA this summer, and then its off to a university. there comes a time when you just gotta stop bull****ting yourself and get work done, or you end up working in a restaraunt the rest of your life. i was able to recognize myself heading down the latter route early enough and pulled my **** together before it was too late.

exactly there is a point that you have to say to yourself enough is enough. I have no other option but to work hard and get through this.

[affy]

lol at all the burger pictures

anyways...its not the end of the world. Are you under academic probation now? Or did you get suspended? You have no choice but to start over...those failed marks wont be erased off your transcript, but im sure you can repeat them if you haven't been kicked out of your program

[jackamo2887]

Yeah, probably potheads and meth addicts but they are busy getting high right now and/or they are dead.

Oh **** you insulted the potheads of the forum..

They might actually get off their couch and put the cheetos down and come attack you!

[saaltydog]

lol at all the burger pictures

anyways...its not the end of the world. Are you under academic probation now? Or did you get suspended? You have no choice but to start over...those failed marks wont be erased off your transcript, but im sure you can repeat them if you haven't been kicked out of your program

You can repeat them and it will replace the old grade. Which means your GPA won't be as bad. However the classes will remain on your transcript.

Atleast thats how it worked where I went to college

[7Happy7]

yeah, im naturally inclined to be lazy like yourself. its taken me 3 years to complete community college, but im doing so with an AA this summer, and then its off to a university. there comes a time when you just gotta stop bull****ting yourself and get work done, or you end up working in a restaraunt the rest of your life. i was able to recognize myself heading down the latter route early enough and pulled my **** together before it was too late.

i too was like this. just didnt give a **** about grades or transfering. i ended up in CC for 3.5 semesters (yes pathetic) cuz i failed classes / kept switching majors. Even my first semester at Uni i only got a 2.5. Then i got my **** together and pulled a 3.5. But this semester has gotten me fcuekd i might get a 2.8 or so. Not that im lazy but this semster was extra hard.

Anyway you just have to learn the work ethic and not put **** off. in the end itll pay off one way or another

[EllusioN]

What if they find out I was a student.

It'd be pretty obvious what I was hiding.

Does not one person here have experience with being a complete academic failure their first yr in college?

of course they will find out. Don't ask dont tell

[de_barathrum]

exactly there is a point that you have to say to yourself enough is enough. I have no other option but to work hard and get through this.

i too was like this. just didnt give a **** about grades or transfering. i ended up in CC for 3.5 semesters (yes pathetic) cuz i failed classes / kept switching majors. Even my first semester at Uni i only got a 2.5. Then i got my **** together and pulled a 3.5. But this semester has gotten me fcuekd i might get a 2.8 or so. Not that im lazy but this semster was extra hard.

Anyway you just have to learn the work ethic and not put **** off. in the end itll pay off one way or another

yup. in the end what seperates people who are successful from people who arent isnt how smart you are, its how hard you can work.

[godemiche]

I think most state 4-year univesities have a forgiveness policy... Where they will wipe the first semester clean if you did real bad adjusting to college life.. You will have to ask your counselor and probably have to talk to the dean and such, but there should be something like that...

HOwever, if you failed your first semester of 4 classes, then failed your second semester, you're just stupid for letting that continue without changing your study habits.

If so, then your only chance is to apply to a different university as if you had never attended the one you are currently at... That way you might have a chance of getting acceptance based on your prior grades, before your current mess..

your gpa will start clean when you transfer to a new university..


but seriously if you are going to continue and fail everything, then there is no point in going to college at all,,, you're just wasting your time, money and space for another student..

actually at most schools you have to keep a 1.8 or something or else they put you on academic probation and might kick you out.. ?? hummm

[Laws]

ha im glad i read this thread. reminded me to get my ass studying for exams.

[TheNibblet]

I suggest you try hooked on phonics. It helped all the stupid kids on the commercials.

[TheobeseLifter]

Cut and paste picture of yourself and add to picture op


The only thing that can help you now is to watch clerks 1&2 it should give you all the training you need for your future.

[Cosmonaut]

So I royally fukked up my freshmen yr at community college...

I just stopped goin at the end of both semesters cuz it was too late to Withdraw and there was no hope for passin the classes...

Is there any way to have my G.P.A. wiped clean if I plead insane or somethin?

http://www.mcstate.com/careers/

[Lucide]

Just go learn a trade. You won't havethe opportunity to slowly get lazy in a 4-month period if your boss is demanding that you show up and start framing at 7 AM every morning.

The pay is great and you'll have jacked fibras.

[Fuelish]

Slacker....... ...... have fun washing my windshield at the exit ramp

[Johnnie Rico]

I would have killed at the opportunity to go to (actually for more than 1 year) college.

[BigDutchman]

Don't worry bro. If you fail out of school there is always the military. I hear you can get a great tan in Iraq.

[ChefPete]

Well, Here are some career choices you can take in life now since you failed "Community College" of all places.

1. Professional Warcraft Player
2. Grocery Store Bagger/Shopping Cart Guy
3. Janitor for the community college you failed at
4. Porto Potty Cleaner guy
5. A Rapper
6. A Nigerian Scammer
7. That guy that holds up the "Slow" sign in construction zones

just a few career ideas for you

[Captain Harris]

lol, what classes were they?

[ChefPete]

I would have killed at the opportunity to go to (actually for more than 1 year) college.

givin me a guilt trip?