You know what they say, never trust a fart over 40.
I forget this rule a couple times a year. Almost forgot it today... almost.
It would have been a disaster!
We've all been there.
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03-14-2018, 03:43 AM #1
When was the last time you crapped your pants?
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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03-14-2018, 05:21 AM #2
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03-14-2018, 05:48 AM #4
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03-14-2018, 07:06 AM #5
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03-14-2018, 07:11 AM #6𝓐𝓲𝓻 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮 𝓥𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓷 1976 - 1999 - 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓼 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 1960'𝓼
ᖇᗴ丅Ꭵᖇᗴᗪ ᗩ丅 40 ᑕᖇᗴᗯ - ᔕᗝᑕᎥᗩᒪ ᗪᎥᔕ丅ᗩᑎᑕᎥᑎǤ ᗴ᙭ᑭᗴᖇ丅 - ᒪᎥᐯᎥᑎǤ 丅ᕼᗴ ᗪᖇᗴᗩᗰ
ƚo| ɒ ꙅɿɘʞʞuꟻ bᴎɒ ɿɘʞʞuꟻ ꙅᴎuoᴎoɿq ɿɘbᴎɘǫ ɘʜƚ ɘꙅu I
𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥
🄸 🅃🄴🄻🄻 🄸🅃 🄻🄸🄺🄴 🄸🅃 🄸🅂, 🄸🄵 🅈🄾🅄 🅆🄰🄽🅃 🅂🄼🄾🄺🄴 🄱🄻🄾🅆🄽 🅄🄿 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🄰🅂🅂 🄾🅁 🅂🄾🄼🄴🅃🄷🄸🄽🄶 🅂🅄🄶🄰🅁 🄲🄾🄰🅃🄴🄳. 🄸 🅂🅄🄶🄶🄴🅂🅃 🅈🄾🅄 🄶🄴🅃 🄰 🄷🄾🄾🄺🄴🅁 🄰🄽🄳 🄰 🄿🄾🅆🄳🄴🅁🄴🄳 🄳🄾🄽🅄🅃
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03-14-2018, 08:00 AM #7
I don't think it's time I was sitting in.
Naw, I'm 1.4% African.
so a dead lift spot is out of the question
We've all been there. The days of hiking the leg and cranking the arm as you squeeze out a wet colonic air burst are over.
You know you have gotten at least a little gun shy as the years have wore on.
The good news is that what we lack in dramatic presentation we more than make up for in olfactory destruction.A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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03-14-2018, 08:15 AM #8𝓐𝓲𝓻 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮 𝓥𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓷 1976 - 1999 - 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓼 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 1960'𝓼
ᖇᗴ丅Ꭵᖇᗴᗪ ᗩ丅 40 ᑕᖇᗴᗯ - ᔕᗝᑕᎥᗩᒪ ᗪᎥᔕ丅ᗩᑎᑕᎥᑎǤ ᗴ᙭ᑭᗴᖇ丅 - ᒪᎥᐯᎥᑎǤ 丅ᕼᗴ ᗪᖇᗴᗩᗰ
ƚo| ɒ ꙅɿɘʞʞuꟻ bᴎɒ ɿɘʞʞuꟻ ꙅᴎuoᴎoɿq ɿɘbᴎɘǫ ɘʜƚ ɘꙅu I
𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥
🄸 🅃🄴🄻🄻 🄸🅃 🄻🄸🄺🄴 🄸🅃 🄸🅂, 🄸🄵 🅈🄾🅄 🅆🄰🄽🅃 🅂🄼🄾🄺🄴 🄱🄻🄾🅆🄽 🅄🄿 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🄰🅂🅂 🄾🅁 🅂🄾🄼🄴🅃🄷🄸🄽🄶 🅂🅄🄶🄰🅁 🄲🄾🄰🅃🄴🄳. 🄸 🅂🅄🄶🄶🄴🅂🅃 🅈🄾🅄 🄶🄴🅃 🄰 🄷🄾🄾🄺🄴🅁 🄰🄽🄳 🄰 🄿🄾🅆🄳🄴🅁🄴🄳 🄳🄾🄽🅄🅃
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03-14-2018, 08:48 AM #9
Okay... here's my Ft Bragg poop story.
Monday and Friday morning was always company PT where we would go on a minimum of a 5 mile run. One particular Sunday, I had a few too many Schlitz.
It was a hot fall Monday morning. We were about 3 miles into the run when I felt a bubbling in my stomach. An evil bubbling. A bubbling that signified to me the early stages of mudd butt. I had to take a dump. I had to take a dump immediately.
My only options at that time was I could go doodoo in my running shorts, which I couldn't do since they were my only good pair at the time, or I could try to make it to the ROTC area and use one of the outdoor toilets... which was risky, but so was mudd butt.
I ran to the front of the formation and told the First Sergeant my plight and got the okay to high tail it to a toilet.
I was barely holding it together as I sprinted closer and closer to the outdoor toilets. But little did I realize, that the ROTC area is only used during the summer, and was locked up for the school year. I grabbed ahold of the toilet door and immediately panicked when it wouldn't open.
At this point, my only option was to drop trou and let it fly. About three feet up, right there on the toilet door. I quickly ripped my underpants off and used them for toilet paper, threw them down on the ground, pulled my good pair of running shorts back up, and re-joined the company formation.
I never spoke a word about this incident since I could be charged with desecration of a government facility with my feces. I had definitely left plenty of evidence at the scene of the crime.
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03-14-2018, 11:08 AM #17
We were on a week long ice fishing trip one time, one of the guys went in the bush at night to take a dump. I don't know if it was the beer or stupidity but he pulled his ski suit down, squatted and $hit in his hood and he didn't realize it till he was zipped back up.
𝓐𝓲𝓻 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮 𝓥𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓷 1976 - 1999 - 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓼 𝓔𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 1960'𝓼
ᖇᗴ丅Ꭵᖇᗴᗪ ᗩ丅 40 ᑕᖇᗴᗯ - ᔕᗝᑕᎥᗩᒪ ᗪᎥᔕ丅ᗩᑎᑕᎥᑎǤ ᗴ᙭ᑭᗴᖇ丅 - ᒪᎥᐯᎥᑎǤ 丅ᕼᗴ ᗪᖇᗴᗩᗰ
ƚo| ɒ ꙅɿɘʞʞuꟻ bᴎɒ ɿɘʞʞuꟻ ꙅᴎuoᴎoɿq ɿɘbᴎɘǫ ɘʜƚ ɘꙅu I
𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥
🄸 🅃🄴🄻🄻 🄸🅃 🄻🄸🄺🄴 🄸🅃 🄸🅂, 🄸🄵 🅈🄾🅄 🅆🄰🄽🅃 🅂🄼🄾🄺🄴 🄱🄻🄾🅆🄽 🅄🄿 🅈🄾🅄🅁 🄰🅂🅂 🄾🅁 🅂🄾🄼🄴🅃🄷🄸🄽🄶 🅂🅄🄶🄰🅁 🄲🄾🄰🅃🄴🄳. 🄸 🅂🅄🄶🄶🄴🅂🅃 🅈🄾🅄 🄶🄴🅃 🄰 🄷🄾🄾🄺🄴🅁 🄰🄽🄳 🄰 🄿🄾🅆🄳🄴🅁🄴🄳 🄳🄾🄽🅄🅃
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03-14-2018, 07:48 PM #25
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03-14-2018, 07:58 PM #26
I got my 1st bloody nose on a squat a couple weeks ago, felt pretty alpha. I know DLB has had some unintended consequences of heavy singles as well.
[youtube]you will have to look it up as it's censored here[/yotube]
Stuff happens, to me to put that in the category of "sexy" seems a little creepy/fetish. But each to their own of course.Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
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