All female Ocean's 8 trailer #1

[Better Unborn]

yep, exhibit a

exhibit b

[Mumra]

after the heist they all lez out and reverse gangbang Chad

wouldn't that just be going into seperate rooms and finger blasting themselves?

[CaliSuperSport]

Chad can still be dumb, bumbling idiot who means well. #yasssss

yep, exhibit a

lolz, good point.

inb4 the Chad ends up getting controlled and cucked and portrayed as nothing more than a penis with legs.

[Lucianus]

lolz, good point.

inb4 the Chad ends up getting controlled and cucked and portrayed as nothing more than a penis with legs.

isn't that srs not what a lot of Chads are portrayed like tho?

a lot of times it gets resorted to "thank God you're good looking"

[Zerafian]

I wont even watch this for free....and holy hell they pulled together a hell of a cast.

No Clooney/Damon/Pitt, no care.

this is what made the original good.

[janglingjack]

I've always had a huge crush on Helena Bonham Carter

[khatskevitch]

Okay so why couldnt they take atleast 1 hot woman?Not a single one of these women is in her prime and sexy.Even the coloured ones are not hot.

Only cucks whose gf's will force them to watch this will go.

[CaliSuperSport]

isn't that srs not what a lot of Chads are portrayed like tho?

a lot of times it gets resorted to "thank God you're good looking"

Not saying it doesn't happen in real life but yeah there's alot of ironic stereotypes in rom-coms and woman targeted films.

Hard to turn down good poocy. But a wise man once said: "You fuk a bitch, you don't let a bitch fuk you"

[MrDeafMuscle]

Why would they use kapoor and awkfaina in this movie? They are better suited for comedy shows.

[Deathstroke]

I’d **** Anne Hathaway in the ass really hard!

[FearThisjake]

they don't care. even if it flops(which it will) they'll just blame straight white males and point to it's failure as a need for more "change".

I can see the title of the article right now from Vogue:

"Straight white males are the reason Ocean's 8 didn't do well in theaters"

[Mumra]

I can see the title of the article right now from Vogue:

"Straight white males are the reason Ocean's 8 didn't do well in theaters"

remember this thread. your wizardry will make you a legend. lol

[AshWar]

Yo what about the other underrepresented genders?

[FearThisjake]

Yo what about the other underrepresented genders?

they've already got movies with blackhawks and apache attack helicopters in them

[BraneyGumble]

Was scrolling through the yt comments for lols, someone wrote there is Danny Ocean, 1961-2018 written on the memorial wall at 2:15 in the trailer, checked it, and yep, at least they are implying that Danny is dead.

Pissening.

Only good part of the trailer was Cate Blanchett.

[EmmaW4tson]

They forget the reason Ghostbusters did a few $$ at the box office was because it had the benefit of being portrayed as a childrens movie. Parents with bored children = quick money.

Now picture Oceans 8 on a friday/saturday evening for adults where there are other films. Nice logic fail there Hollywood.

[SpeedMan1]

Looks better than the original with the cis gender males

Will watch if I get the ok from the wife

[Gainzzz]

why can't all these strong independent women come up with original ideas? that's what i'm curious about.

[mynameisuntz]

They forget the reason Ghostbusters did a few $$ at the box office was because it had the benefit of being portrayed as a childrens movie. Parents with bored children = quick money.

Now picture Oceans 8 on a friday/saturday evening for adults where there are other films. Nice logic fail there Hollywood.

Except Ghostbusters did really bad. They were way below the mark they said they needed to hit in order to break even.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters_(2016_film)

[jimberee]

It could have worked if they made a serious movie but it looks like a comedy cameo circle jerk

[OntheClockNE]

the film will end with the entire heist going wrong because women just can't get along.

They could open with the blood erupting from the elevator from The Shining, cuz you know all them bishes got their ladytimes synced up filming this atrocity....

[peterplsss]

Some cheeky asian kent should hack them and rename it Kitchens 11

[KyleAaron]

I like how feminism isn't about creating new things. It's about putting themselves and rebooting things men made popular lol.

That's not feminism, that's just Hollywood. I mean, the whole fcking "Ocean's" series is a remake:



And then Spiderman? Batman? Superman? Star Trek? Battlestar Galactica?

"Let's do the same thing again, this time with a twist!" The "twist" this time is "women." It's not feminism, it's Hollywood. If it were feminism then Sandra Bollock wouldn't have a paralysed face.

[MuckSnapper]

F-females can be m-master thieves t-too!!

[Gainzzz]

That's not feminism, that's just Hollywood. I mean, the whole fcking "Ocean's" series is a remake:



And then Spiderman? Batman? Superman? Star Trek? Battlestar Galactica?

"Let's do the same thing again, this time with a twist!" The "twist" this time is "women." It's not feminism, it's Hollywood. If it were feminism then Sandra Bollock wouldn't have a paralysed face.

no.

[Gainzzz]

no.

mod neg for this?

imagine being that much of a blithering cuck.

[CaliSuperSport]

Looks better than the original with the cis gender males

Will watch if I get the ok from the wife

lol

[mulletwarrior]

mod neg for this?

imagine being that much of a blithering cuck.

Eat my negs too you cis for implying that being a cuck is a bad thing!

-PoonyCepts

[SYKO227]

Some cheeky asian kent should hack them and rename it Kitchens 11

Fukn lol.


Next movie to be ruined is The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.

[IronBrahh]

loled