Misc Was Wrong!

[leoslayer1]

It's not chicks with kids you should worry about it's chicks with animals.

Got this girl I play with who has this phukin dog. It sheds hair everywhere. To the point I'll take my clothes off in the garage.

So her alternator goes out and she texts me I go look at it and Kia put it in a location that's completely phucked. I tell her I'm not going to do it she needs to get a mechanic.
(Side note. You have to take the wheel well off, tire, fan,radiator and a couple of harnesses. Complete POS design stupid phukin engineers)

Anyway I say let's go eat I'm starving and she says hey let's go play when we are done and stay over.

I said no. I can't sleep with you and the dog it's going in the hall plus it won't get off the bed during sex.

She says we can put her in the hall. Fine because she has a bomb ass pussy.

Get there she goes to the bathroom and I cancel my other play date.

We go upstairs and somehow the phukin dog has gotten past us and in the bed. Now I'm mad but I have a raging hard on.

Try to get the dog off the bed it's not happening and the chick's like come phuck me we can work around the dog.

Fine phuck it. So I start pounding and sure as **** I get dog nose right in the phukin gooch.

So now I'm banging and trying to push the dog back with my left leg in some sort of demented crossfit plank move. But no way I'm stopping. She's kinda holding the dog back as I ride one out.

Then she has the nerve to wake me up at 4am for more sex. I said no thx Jeff and tried to go back to sleep.

Nothing to brag about she's just a 6 and about the bottom of my standards.

Cliffs

Watch out with chicks with animals not kids.

OP cancels bang session for different bang session.

Phuckin dog puts nosee in OP gooch.

OP gets worst threesome of his life.

I don't have pics at all of her. I'll try to get one but it's really not worth the effort.

FML

[mtpockets]

Calling bullsh!t, even a blind dog wouldn't lick that arsehole..^^^ what are ya 10?

[leoslayer1]

Calling bullsh!t, even a blind dog wouldn't lick that arsehole..^^^ what are ya 10?

Yeah absolutely happened the dog is a pain. I might go NC after this.

[MissHolly]

Age: 47

[KeepItMoving]

Age: 47

Divided by 2.

[caprica6]

which misc is this?


eta: nevermind, lol. I went to black mode to confirm.

[leoslayer1]

Divided by 2.

Correct I'll be 23 till the day I die. There may come a time I can barely get around anymore but my brain will still be fast and I'll still be in here laughing with the rest of you.

[leoslayer1]

Age: 47

If you have any single friends headed to NC for work that might need a distraction send them my way.

[Rabbitjb]

Pics of dog?

[leoslayer1]

Pics of dog?

Lol I'll get one in a couple of hours I left my wallet over there and have to go back.

It's like some big ass boxer mix.

[so-tex]

Divided by 2.

×1.

[so-tex]

Pics of dog?

Lol.

[leoslayer1]

I think a mod moved my thread over here lol.

Cheeky cheeky.

[Karl_Hungus]

I think a mod moved my thread over here lol.

Cheeky cheeky.

So, a 47-year old likes to talk about sex with teenagers in the big misc?

[mtpockets]

Lol I'll get one in a couple of hours I left my wallet over there and have to go back.

It's like some big ass boxer mix.

enough about your playmate , what kind of dog was it?

[so-tex]

So, a 47-year old likes to talk about sex with teenagers in the big misc?

[leoslayer1]

Lol I confirmed it was moved.

Thought I had early onset dementia.

[Cass40]

Lol I kept thinking I was at the regular misc. and kept reloading the page back to 035

[Mark1T]

enough about your playmate , what kind of dog was it?

Imma kinda thinking the dog was the playmate, bruh

Translation: I am thinking that there is a good possibility that the playmate in question, is the canine.

EEK!

[Corbi]

Age: 47

Cliffs....OP is a fukkin cockwaffle.

[Fishman15]

Cliffs....OP is a fukkin cuckwaffle.

fixed

[Cass40]

Cockwaffle??

[JediRN]

lold

[Karl_Hungus]

Cockwaffle??

I appreciate that Corbi is making an effort to remedy the striking dearth of breakfast foods being merged with reproductive organs for derisive expression. Kudos to him.

[kimm4]

Pics of dog?

LMAO!

I don't even know how to respond LOL...

[KeepItMoving]

Penistoaster

[DuracellBunny]

[pvsampson]

[wesleysh21]

OP is a *******

/thread

[2nd_chance]

Do you even lift?