Vaginas do not taste good, why do people lie saying it does?

[Maatkarah]

Lather coconut oil on it - works with guys (female, no homo).
Can't use if using condoms obviously.

^ This is taking for granted person has decent hygiene to begin with.

Also can I be an anal b*tch (not in that way) and say it's not v*gina - the vagina is the 'tube' of muscle inside, it's vulva. (Unless you spent entire time with your tongue inside, which seems unlikely).

[BrocepCurls]

I enjoy the taste of pussy in a weird way. Like how I enjoy the smell of diesel exhaust or my own ball sweat. I don't actively think about it but in the moment it's like "damn this purty good"

This, I can't call it a "good" taste but it activates some primal centres or some ****

[bond6007]

OP spitting truth bombs ITT

[ppself]

Just ate some vagina. Her wet juices drenched my beard that she goes "I can see me dripping from your beard" when i got up to turn her over.

Don't care, bent her over and went to stage 2. Pound town.

[sammywatkins]

Tfw you just got back from eating and pounding some sweaty bumble ONS

[Lawlstud]

Yall might enjoy the experience of making someone feel good but other than that... When did I say that the girls ive eaten out tasted bad?

I simply said it does not TASTE GOOD. Its just fleshy & wet at best, otherwise it can be acidic or downright gross but never TASTY. I've never heard of PUSSY flavored ice cream. JUSS SAIYEN

Dude agreed. I know guys that act like it taste like chocolate syrup. Taste like fukin pennies

[AngusPeppered]

It ain't good but I like doing it if it's a girl I've been seeing regularly bc I know she likes it. Hopefully there's little to no taste and no odor and hopefully at least no pubes. If those conditions are satisfied I can go quite a while

[Zerafian]

I nice clean vagina, warm and moist, is so pleasing to put your mouth and tongue on. I could curl on and take a nap on one if its clean and stink free

[Atlas_Army]

Yall are a bunch of tryhards.

[Zerafian]

Yall are a bunch of tryhards.

aint hard to eat pussy the right way...with half a brain

[sean67]

Mostly due to diets, I played with this chick who commonly dines out and she did not smell all that great, went down on a health nut chick and she was tasteless. Ive had other partners who like to dine out and that kinda lead to an unpleasant scent/taste. I think clean diets and hygiene will make it pleasant. Ive had women tell me i either taste like nothing or actually taste pretty good, i drink lots of water and have good hygiene. Def goes for both genders

[Smykowski]

Lather coconut oil on it - works with guys (female, no homo).
Can't use if using condoms obviously.

^ This is taking for granted person has decent hygiene to begin with.

Also can I be an anal b*tch (not in that way) and say it's not v*gina - the vagina is the 'tube' of muscle inside, it's vulva. (Unless you spent entire time with your tongue inside, which seems unlikely).

Can confirm coconut oil is goat lube.

[MrGreenTea]

Girls don't drink enough water because they are worried they will look bloated (fat). End result: stinky yellow piss and fishy vaginas.

[Imaneya]

When dudes eat a lot of pineapple, their cum tastes sweet so is this also true with sloots concerning their poocy juice?

this guy...

i ate pineapple today *******, why don't you come suck me off too

[Mulloway69]

This is such an odd way to come out of the closet, OP.

I enjoy the taste of vagina. I'm not saying I enjoy it in the same way I enjoy steak or some dessert, but it definitely hits some kind of primal nerve center. Sorry for your women in your life, brah.

Lmao this, got something you want to share with us OP?

[lightsarefallin]

Eating ass is where it's at.

There is nothing quite like jabbing your eager tongue into a tight little balloon knot.

[krazy33]

agreed. its like people saying they enjoy beer for the taste. no, they just enjoy chasing the buzz

[jaygee15]

Tell yall girls to eat lots of pineapple

[lightsarefallin]

agreed. its like people saying they enjoy beer for the taste. no, they just enjoy chasing the buzz

pleb detected

[Girlgoneweird]

duno if she ever got that issue sorted out...acid puzzy...thats a new one lolz.
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I can just imagine this as the name for a rock band..."acid clam"

[CityJaeger]

Don't care : If the girls is 8 or above I swallow juice.

[stronglogic]

so many homos itt

[thanatosr]

i once was with a girl her vagina smelled so bad made me feel sick, like rotten fish, also she wasn't shaved and had a big clit good combo hahahahahha

[thanatosr]

sorry double message by accident

[quadfecta]

Slightly salty with no fish smell and you know her hygiene and biological ph are on point
That said, 69 is one of the better positions if she is good at giving head

[riley444]

The vagina by default has no smell/taste and got to keep up the hygiene. I wash it and then use cocoa butter right before as well.

[LieutenantGains]

Tastes like nickels.

[FrankGrimesJr]

Personally I think the ******* tastes better

[thanatosr]

The vagina by default has no smell/taste and got to keep up the hygiene. I wash it and then use cocoa butter right before as well.

if they have no default smell/taste why they all tend to smell like fish?

[J1992]

Will only eat a chick out if

a. They're at least a 7

b. they come straight out the shower

c. I fked thm more than once


Yesterday cemented my requirements, was in the gym and some chick came out the bathroom and I went inside and the most fowl smell of B.O mixed with fish + battery acid reeked so bad.