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11-21-2016, 09:44 AM #91
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11-21-2016, 12:08 PM #92
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11-21-2016, 12:36 PM #93
Week 4 Results
Bench the almighty king this league needs, but does not deserve. 4-0. The Bench World Order is here. The lord of the dry wall, the sipper of the Busch, the no tax paying, smack down laying, Jabroni (aka BAB) beating, fat chick on a golf cart pie eating son of a war vet. From your beginnings in Cuny to your current reign, started from the bottom now you hee. Brook Lopez shooting 3's like Curry, Jrue bake, stir that pot cause you cookin'. Will the BWO come apart and divide? Will there be a finger poke of doom bringing down the ratings? Only time will tell, but right now, Benchberg on a winning streak and the hottest ticket in town. Ohhhhhhh skizz, you in trouble because you 1-3, you got Gainz next week and i just don't know how...you gon avoid a 1-4. Eraserhead might be back soon and dat Tyreke WW pick up. But dat squad of scrubs doeeee. Even Paul Wall needed some good features to reach Platinum status.
SN, what can i say? ANOTHER ONE. I GOT THE KEYS. 88 freaking 3's, 663 pts and 62 stls. RIP in pieces. Dat Jeff Teague 3/30/5/9/6 line OOOUUUUU. Dirk achilles and G. Hill thumb, a freaking thumb! lulz. Injuries hurting you hard early on. TY Jokic and Ibaka for under performing again, #tybasedgod. If you reading this Arman, i love you mane, i know you watching over me and we got this.
NSW, The Law Son delivered for you on a Sunday. Dat C.J. Miles drop may or may not matter too much., but he looking good on dat WW. Tim Frazier still chugging along with Jrue back, we will see if that is for reals. That monstrous week from Whiteside with near 20/20's and triple doubles Mvpshaq u almost pulled a last minute come back but it just was not meant to be. Good gawd @ Lord Covington. He shot 14%, .08% and 20% this week...and got a "left side contusion", um what? With the combination of dropping him and the return of Lin., you could be looking at a bounce back.
Ricky Rubio FC no longer undefeated. That dud filled Wednesday did you in and you had games missed from Thabo, Drumstick and AD. Back to the IL for G. Harris. This is not an illusion, you cannot make this loss disappear, u ain't no Criss Angel, Miiiiind Freeeeak! Westy just will not stop, avg.d a triple double last week with 31/11/11 DFW's alt with a better record than DFW, is DFW's alt now actually DFW? Hmmmm? We watching you cuz. J-Val back, time to drop Egg Nog.
DFB you got your first W. I want to say congrats, but you beat Uranus, and that's like playing against one of your alt accounts where you bench all the opposing players. Something you have dat experience in, benching players. You finally got your bigs in Love and Embiid. 1800 stayed tryna move that package. That Asian-Trump connection taking effect here in BRB. RIP JJ Barea. Uranus dawg, hayzues mane. 0-4, not setting line ups, Horford still on your IL slot...time to look for a replacement for next season already.
BAB Ayyyyyyyyyyy, 4-5 loss by 1 steal. Lou Will delivered for Ownster with 5 threes and 2 steals. My Lake Show giving you nightmares lulz @ Redick with 16 threes last week. PG13 out early this week too? Hnnnggggggg. It was only fitting that you would lose to a team spear headed by the GOAT, DeMar DeRozan. Ownster das it mane, das it. Reppin' the purple and gold and LAC. Tied with Ricky Rubio FC at 3-1 with best record by a new manager and in 2nd place. Salute.
Bribae with the biggest win of the week with a 7-2 victory over Z. Brian's team looking nice and crispy. RIP Cory Joseph and welcome back Jae Chowder. Dion shooting over 40% past week? Lawd. Kanter blocking shots?! What a week lol. Z mane, Kidd dun screwed you over. Greg Monroe last week (7 minute game: 4 pts, 3 rebs, DNP-CD, 2 minute game: 2 pts, 1 ast).
1800 what in the world lmaoooo. 0-4 for the POTUS. You've fallen off a cliff and jumping off The Process bandwagon is not going to save you, not even Will Barton lol. Inb4 1800 goes crazy as fuk and starts killing every citizen shining style.
No, you are not going to make history by winning the league after an 0-4 start. These polls will not lie.
Zidane stay silent, but deadly. Dat James Johnson pick up. Bench, you shoulda stuck to your guns on Karate Master. Bayless expected back soon and could be a factor for dem 76ers. RIP Mozzy doe. You got his best game of the season prolly before he was gone Greek Freak and Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek, a tag team duo to be reckoned with.
Week 5 Match Ups
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11-23-2016, 10:20 AM #94
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11-23-2016, 10:28 AM #95
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11-23-2016, 10:37 AM #96
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11-23-2016, 01:08 PM #97
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11-23-2016, 06:00 PM #98
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11-23-2016, 08:34 PM #99
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11-24-2016, 10:24 PM #100
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11-26-2016, 04:19 PM #101
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11-27-2016, 10:28 PM #102
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11-28-2016, 10:46 AM #103
Week 5 Results
RIP BAB. You were right, you were my bye week. Can't say for sure, but Uranus' team looking like he will give me more of a run than yours based off of last week's injuries to just about half of your players. He needs to set his line ups for that to happen tho. But, you posted you were taking an L on skype chat on freaking last Monday lul. Dat white flag of peace. Feels good to be at 4-1 right now. Feels good to have a better record than DFB, 1800, Z and Skizz....combined. FLMFAO. Booker dropping another 30 burger on you on the final day for the stamp. May the volcano GOD's be with you against Zidane and your new PG-13 less team.
Jason Kidd trolling you hard NSW. Strong Plumlee/Henson add/drop duds. It's almost as if Kidd has access to our league and is watching your every move. The bench players except big men for their blocks and low TO's strategy did not bring you success and Zidane has won his first match up by more than one CAT!!! 6-3. GJDM Zidane. Your only loss being week 1 with a nice 1 month winning streak.
The magician up to his old tricks on this one. This time, he made Lillard turn it over 5 times on a Tuesday, got Z's girl in the cut and she choosey and 7 damn times on Sunday. Those are the risks when you take the stars with high usage manes, you live and you die with dem. Ricky Rubio FC and Z also wit dat WW transfer of Justin Anderson. Inb4 Dallas dun tanks and the Young'ns get run. Anthony Davis sweet lawd, shutting all the critics up with his superstar play and NOP bouncing back to a respectable record but, all it takes is one sore vagina injury away from him missing a few weeks and all the lulz to ensue. Z, unfortunately PG13 is out for almost the whole week and possibly the whole week. On top of that, Winslow remains out you have two Lakers who are stiff as fuark. How many mommas and poppas have to pass away guise? RIP Z-Bo and Frye's parents. Po sum of yo 40's manes.
DFB, my oh my. You get Embiid and immediately put him on the trade block. You was hoping Bench's FG% would dip but Baze brought his lunch pail against the LAL and ATL pulled him before he could brick anymore shots in the 4th ayyyyyy. 1-3-1, damn. Is your only win this season going to be against Uranus? DatFatWhale i am here for you man, i know we have had our squabbles but, i am here for you and when we meet on week 11 and you are 1-8-1, i will go soft on you. I will go soft but i will happily make you 1-9-1, i will be gentle. 5-0 Bench. Do you feel like the GSW? Jrue is bake, u got C. Lee off the WW, Green and Monroe in deals and McBuckets awaiting to serve up some Mc3's on the IL, you stay accruing W's. But you losing steam. You know it, we know it. It is apparent. Waking up early for work, getting home tired, needing dat NyQuil to go to sleep. One of these match ups, you will make the wrong move. Soon you will get your first loss and then we will see how you bounce back. That knocking you heard last night, that was me. Creeping up on you while you sleep. Your mind is playing tricks on you. I got you spooked, shook. Drink some more NyQuil, drink up buddy, you won't feel it if you aren't awake nahmsayin'.
Bribae goes to 3-1-1, even with T.J. Warren out and not on your IL slot. Mirin' dat confidence. Imma need dem digits too so i can put you on speed dial for when i need some help on some of dat Murse work. But first, i gotta get a phone. Might have to get on dat MFC time and don't worry Bri, i will wear a paper bag over myself I will await those big tips BAB, please tell me those beliefs carry over to the interwebz. Uranus, i mean damn dude. 0-5. If that Lopez/LaVine for Favors/Parker deal would have gone through, maybe things would be different. But you can't dwell on the past, it's bad for you. Just gotta put that and these past 5 weeks behind you. Favors still out, Horford out tonight, maybe you'll pull it off and beat me and get your first W of the season. Or, you can hook it up and not set your line ups like you usually don't and i can get dat der 5th W. PHI's #3 pick C averaging less than 4 rpg, cat dam. Glad the Bake Show made the right decision on that night.
0-5 1800. You lost to DFW's alt, or main account now, it's tough to tell with the whale/s so silent. This is just sad 1800. You went from hitting gold with C.J. and PorzinGOD and making it to the finals last season to 0-5. You like, have a 0% chance of making the PO and i don't even know if you will finish with a 50-50 record. Just fold it up man. Throw in the towel. Commit suicide. Be the first president to ever kill himself while in office. Surely U.S. won't just pass it to the VP and appoint the true leader this country needs. HER. The one and only, Hilary. RIP. Kevin Love left you with a 34 point first quarter and 8 threes lol. But don't worry, Will Barton will save your season. Let me put it to you this way, you lost to a squad that had Lucas Nogueira, Rodney McGruder, Alan Williams and Glenn Robinson III......Westbrook continues to beast and feast. This dude is going to actually average a triple double. WTF.
Skizz wat happen cuuh, i thought u were gonna pull it off but u starting to look more like $hamrock than Paul Wall.
Too many TO's from your G's and not enough threes. Is it time to hit up Chamillionaire and see if he wants to tour with the old hits? They tryna catch him ridin' dirty, they tryna catch u ridin' 1-4. Gainz, u have gained my respect and i think i speak for everyone in this league when i say you have proved BAB wrong. DeRozan stay leading the charge for MVP. Julius Randle got that INJ tag by Yahoo too, dat stream game bout to get poppin? Top 5 represent!
SN with the beatdown of the week on mvpshaq. SN snaps a 3 week losing streak, compliments of his team shooting 50% and 84% and getting 92 threes. That week was efficient as fuk SN. Other two CAT's you lost could have been wins if team performed any better but man, nice across the board stuff. Who the F dropped Jamal Murray, dude is a beast. The next Devin Booker. Lawdy u goofed whoever dropped him. Nowitzki looking like a damn mummy doe SN. Did Jeremy Lin like hang out with Brook too much? When is he gonna come back? LINsanity must return to NY. LOL @ Covington owners. and also lol at RW on his cawk all season and telling people to pick him up/hold after one good game and then he screws u up in the next string of games. Just lol, smh. This dude Trevor Booker still playing well. He playing like it's his contract year but that's next season. Someone has to go ham on the Nets, i just hope soon it will be HAM going HAM, once Brook breaks his foot again.
Week 6 Match Ups
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11-28-2016, 12:53 PM #104
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11-28-2016, 07:26 PM #107
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11-29-2016, 04:21 AM #108
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11-29-2016, 05:18 AM #109
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12-02-2016, 01:30 PM #110
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12-02-2016, 06:27 PM #111
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12-02-2016, 09:22 PM #112
Looking to get rid of some lower tier guards. I have too many of them. Check that trading block alert. Booze let me holla at Khawi why you playing hard to get.
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