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I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don’t even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.
I tell her I don’t give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰LOOK UP☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰✈
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- Join Date: Sep 2003
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01-01-2015, 09:58 PM #13
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01-01-2015, 10:02 PM #15
People asking what he does but dont look at this name
it says Oileffingfield
i'm guessing he works at a Oil Field?
Am I right?The sad part about my post's is that they never get recognized and no one reads them or reps me but it's great because now I can say whatever I want....sharkeisha NOOO
I'm also a Comedian , don't take it so seriously
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01-01-2015, 10:02 PM #16
It so sick. OP makes an ama thread and doesn't actually answer any question.
Really need a job crew
Will work anywhere in the country crew
B.S. in Finance crew
3.4 GPA crew
Criminal record crew
Will do anything crew
Will rep for a job crew
Pls hire me crew
srs crew
Got a job now but too lazy to come up with a new signature crew
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- Join Date: Dec 2014
- Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States
- Age: 29
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Hm idk what my exact title would be... only guy above me is the owner of the company. Company based in south Texas that specializes in welding in the oilfields :P they also manufacture dump bodies for dump trucks.. all the owner does is sign checks... i do most of the managing, payroll, ordering of parts and materials, go out to the fields and make sure **** is in order, deliver finished jobs to clients.
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I lift, therefor I am.
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