Catbrah's strange night. (cliffs) (pic)

[LinuxJon]

veronica moser

Aware me on Veronica Moser?

I honestly have no clue where to go with this thing. I was REALLY into this girl for the first 3 weeks, then started to get this vibe that she's going to make my life very, very complicated and difficult.

[LinuxJon]

Is that a black chick, or is the picture just hella dark?

Black chick. This time it wasn't the lighting.

[vanert]

[Tweedurr]

Is that a black chick, or is the picture just hella dark?

Definitely dark chocolate. Now I get why he was so obsessed. Hnnnggghhh.

[KomodoShogo]

seconded

thirded

stop messing around with mental cases. odds are not in your favour. go grab some new strange


p.s you have known her for 4 weeks

[Zoool]

Aware me on Veronica Moser?

I honestly have no clue where to go with this thing. I was REALLY into this girl for the first 3 weeks, then started to get this vibe that she's going to make my life very, very complicated and difficult.

veronica moser was a girl a miscer smashed and posted crazy nudes of her, cum all over her etc and she found out and called the cops, took him to court and everything (srs)

can see the pics if you google image her name

[CrazySlasher]

Misc, just got this text from her. What do?

You need to use your cat army to take her out.

[Jeremyn87]

Dem legs though

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Misc, just got this text from her. What do?

Lol, tell her, "Crying is normal. The tears I'll make you shed will be from the beauty of our encounter. How I feel deep inside you as you call and moan my name. The pain, well the pain will last but a brief moment because I need you to feel me....all of me. Once I've heard your gasp, our heartbeats pump together as I thrust inside you. The sadness, I feel it too as we part ways for the day. Being without you is a sad time, but when I see you again, it dissipates and my heart is filled with love. Fear not my love, for your tender heart is safe in my hands. I am a lockbox and you, you are my key....you're the only one who can open me and see what's inside."

Lol, do it.....do it OP!

[LinuxJon]

veronica moser was a girl a miscer smashed and posted crazy nudes of her, cum all over her etc and she found out and called the cops, took him to court and everything (srs)

can see the pics if you google image her name

Whoa. This is exactly why I'm not posting any sort of cpicture of a girl on here.

Anyway, definitely feel like I should trust my intuition and run.

She said last night that when I won't talk to her about problems, it feels like I'm cutting out her tongue and asked if I knew what that felt like.....

[Ratfish]

just fkn lol @ her pretending to not be slooty. didn't you say in that thread you deleted that she was a virgin? LOL

[StrongNameDM]

Lol, tell her, "Crying is normal. The tears I'll make you shed will be from the beauty of our encounter. How I feel deep inside you as you call and moan my name. The pain, well the pain will last but a brief moment because I need you to feel me....all of me. Once I've heard your gasp, our heartbeats pump together as I thrust inside you. The sadness, I feel it too as we part ways for the day. Being without you is a sad time, but when I see you again, it dissipates and my heart is filled with love. Fear not my love, for your tender heart is safe in my hands. I am a lockbox and you, you are my key....you're the only one who can open me and see what's inside."

Lol, do it.....do it OP!

cmon BJ... You trying to get OP killed?

[LinuxJon]

Lol, tell her, "Crying is normal. The tears I'll make you shed will be from the beauty of our encounter. How I feel deep inside you as you call and moan my name. The pain, well the pain will last but a brief moment because I need you to feel me....all of me. Once I've heard your gasp, our heartbeats pump together as I thrust inside you. The sadness, I feel it too as we part ways for the day. Being without you is a sad time, but when I see you again, it dissipates and my heart is filled with love. Fear not my love, for your tender heart is safe in my hands. I am a lockbox and you, you are my key....you're the only one who can open me and see what's inside."

Lol, do it.....do it OP!

Wow, you really do know what you're doing mane.

[LinuxJon]

just fkn lol @ her pretending to not be slooty. didn't you say in that thread you deleted that she was a virgin? LOL

Not a virgin. Just hasn't slept with anyone in 4 years, since she converted to Christianity.

[EnderG60]

Whoa. This is exactly why I'm not posting any sort of cpicture of a girl on here.

Anyway, definitely feel like I should trust my intuition and run.

She said last night that when I won't talk to her about problems, it feels like I'm cutting out her tongue and asked if I knew what that felt like.....

every single time you post, even when trying to say shes normal, its a massive red flag. How can you not see this?

For gods sake RUN!

[BrotatoChip]

Lol, tell her, "Crying is normal. The tears I'll make you shed will be from the beauty of our encounter. How I feel deep inside you as you call and moan my name. The pain, well the pain will last but a brief moment because I need you to feel me....all of me. Once I've heard your gasp, our heartbeats pump together as I thrust inside you. The sadness, I feel it too as we part ways for the day. Being without you is a sad time, but when I see you again, it dissipates and my heart is filled with love. Fear not my love, for your tender heart is safe in my hands. I am a lockbox and you, you are my key....you're the only one who can open me and see what's inside."

Lol, do it.....do it OP!

[SmirkingSheep]

Misc, just got this text from her. What do?

SHE IS CRAZY AS ****

[jagshemash]

veronica moser was a girl a miscer smashed and posted crazy nudes of her, cum all over her etc and she found out and called the cops, took him to court and everything (srs)

can see the pics if you google image her name

don't do this, unless your into scat pron

[Ewind]

I have a better idea... so you don't get stuck with crazy...

Ask her to chit in your cat's litterbox for you.

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

cmon BJ... You trying to get OP killed?

OP is protected by Cat Power. Lol

Muthafukca has 9 lives....

[Tweedurr]

82 lives if you think about it.

[DynaFXD03]

She was in the shower when you got there, because she just got done with the guy she thought she texted. That's why she didn't expect you. Man if you'd have only arrived 15 minutes earlier you might have had a threesome

[fukstreet]

82 lives if you think about it.

What about the guinea pigs, turtles, and wanted raccoons?

[stormyaus]

I'm kinda worried catbrah is holding out key details on us... for instance

"oh I didn't tell you misc - when I took my pants off I had 6 kangaroo joeys strapped around my dink. Their mother abandoned them and I was using my underwear as a makeshift pouch to nurture them to full strength"

You sure you're not holding out key animal related details bro?

[LinuxJon]

I'm kinda worried catbrah is holding out key details on us... for instance

"oh I didn't tell you misc - when I took my pants off I had 6 kangaroo joeys strapped around my dink. Their mother abandoned them and I was using my underwear as a makeshift pouch to nurture them to full strength"

You sure you're not holding out key animal related details bro?

LMAO and repped.

It took place at her house, so no animals. Although I did finally make my escape by explaining to her that Carlos needed his insulin shot before it got too late.

[DontHateNate]

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Ho Lee fuk, have not seen this version of the gif

Ayyy lmao

[Ratfish]

OP is protected by Cat Power. Lol

Muthafukca has 9 lives....

clear your inbox, breh

[Hesher]

Let's level set here: if you get any more animals, you're going to have to build an ark, and it's going to rain for 40 fukking days. You're dating a woman who appears to have a tenuous grasp of reality, at best.

I see both of these issues coming together, in a resolution that will result in her cooking you dinner frequently, and you wondering where your cats have disappeared to. As long as the cat protons result in gains, and not a desire to chit in a sand filled box, you'll make it OP.

[SmirkingSheep]

OP is protected by Cat Power. Lol

Muthafukca has 9 lives....

9 lives for each cat, 9 cats. OP has 81 lives. OP = Over Powered

[JDizleSwoleizle]

LMAO and repped.

It took place at her house, so no animals. Although I did finally make my escape by explaining to her that Carlos needed his insulin shot before it got too late.

Somewhere on female misc

Braettes my man came over last night smashed and then dumped me and said he had to go give his cat an insulin shot. Is he crazy? Should I just text him and pretend like nothing happened? Wat do?