Holy Fuk. Little brother moves into college tomorrow. He's living with a neckbeard

[marstafarka]

Does their room have a balcony?

This OP.
Just make sure you don't record it.

[AllMatty]

OP if they won't honor the housing change request just have your brother send him a reply that has him begging for a housing change as well. If you both are requesting a change I'm sure they'll do something.

Guy sounds like a total *******

[Purostaff]

post pic of him/her/it on the misc first before changing room (srs)

in b4 the dude is aesthetic as fawk

[composedpocket]

This thread is bringing the lolz

if it was me id jus play drake/french montanna really loud non stop, just troll the crap outta him.

[cphunter70]

I would have responded with:

1. favorite type of music? Zyzz music pea king errday
2. age? 12 is perfect age
3. former high school? Aweir HS
4. current major? CEO 10k/day...soon
5. favorite pastime? u mirin jobrah
6. religious affiliation? Religion of peace
7. sexuality? slaying sloots
8. gender? Alpha male.
9. political affiliation? *in zyzz we trust crew * Manmore crew* CEO 10k day crew* Mcfreako Crew* ElCaballo33 Crew* Sloots gon sloot crew* Always swipes left crew*
10. additional commentary? DYEL?

[NaijaBoy17]

Assuming it's not a troll, you should really have your brother call whoever has the power to assign him a different roommate before it's too late.

This... OP seriously, having a roommate like that will suck for your bro.

[OneWayFS]

Brother officially put in a room transfer request yesterday and this is what he received from the school. Strong wtf.

"Dear (OP's Brother),

(Liberal University) does not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identification, or personal ideology. I would encourage you to talk with your residence hall staff to work through the issues with your roommate. If after the first two weeks of classes you still want to change rooms then you need to request that change through your hall staff.

Have a good day.

(Office Worker)"

lol. What state is your brother going to school in OP? Everyone I know was able to instantly switch if they didn't like their roommate without question. Hell I switched twice before I took a chance with my roommate who was actually pretty cool.

[TallJJ]

Probably a troll, pretty lulzy
If not..... Lmao your brother dun goofed

[HIITforGains]

Update: The new roommate has not responded to the email reply yet. Not sure if he was scared off or what.


Brother officially put in a room transfer request yesterday and this is what he received from the school. Strong wtf.



"Dear (OP's Brother),

(Liberal University) does not discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identification, or personal ideology. I would encourage you to talk with your residence hall staff to work through the issues with your roommate. If after the first two weeks of classes you still want to change rooms then you need to request that change through your hall staff.

Have a good day.

(Office Worker)"


[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k1a4oGR.jpg[IMG]

time to plaster the university's name all over the internet.

[Tastel]

Give us the name of the school

[BrawnGP]

Unfortunately, I figured the school wouldn't want to change him based on the email. They want people to be exposed to students that are different than themselves so they try to match people up like this.

I had to live with a neckbeard for an entire year during college and it was pretty terrible. I basically spent the whole time in my other friends' rooms whenever possible and only going back to my place to change or sleep. I remember one time I came back to the room and he had a girl in his bed and they were laying on opposite sides (head to feet). They slept like that the entire night in full clothes haha. I kind of felt bad because she was using him as a shoulder to cry on while she went after the guys that she really liked. It was the worst case of the friend zone I've ever seen but he was turbo beta so he went right along with it and showered her with gifts / attention.

cliffs: I had a similar experience in college
tell your brother to find some good friends that will get him out of the room as much as possible.

[jonesyVT16]

Unfortunately, I figured the school wouldn't want to change him based on the email. They want people to be exposed to students that are different than themselves so they try to match people up like this.

I had to live with a neckbeard for an entire year during college and it was pretty terrible. I basically spent the whole time in my other friends' rooms whenever possible and only going back to my place to change or sleep. I remember one time I came back to the room and he had a girl in his bed and they were laying on opposite (head to feet). They slept like that the entire night in full clothes haha. I kind of felt bad because she was using him as a shoulder to cry on while she went after the guys that she really liked. It was the worst case of the friend zone I've ever seen but he was turbo beta so he went right along with it and showered her with gifts / attention.

cliffs: I had a similar experience in college
tell your brother to find some good friends that will get him out of the room as much as possible.

Take more of an alpha approach and have your bro invite all his friends over. Take the room over and make the neckbeard feel uncomfortable.

[300Status]

Brb paying thousands in tuition
Brb can't even change roommates to someone who isn't a total *******
Brb Brb

Seriously I hope your brother gets a new roommate. This guy is the biggest boner kill ever, first year would suck having to live with an idiot like that. This is like feminism to a complete extreme.
"Gender: I don't identify with any particular gender"
Like what the ****? Most normal people just say "Male" or "Female" they don't try and spread crazy ideals on a form intended to get to know someone.

[BMOC325]

Tell him you believe in hitlers national socialism.

[jonesyVT16]

OP is supposed to be moving little bro bro in today, right? We should be in for some good updates.






Also OP, have your brother hang a crucifix on the wall and put a bible in the room since neckbeard is "therefore atheist."

[BrawnGP]

Take more of an alpha approach and have your bro invite all his friends over. Take the room over and make the neckbeard feel uncomfortable.

Haha good point. I had friends over some when I lived with him and he would just sit at his computer desk with headphones on and not say anything. Not sure if he just didn't give a fuk or felt uncomfortable.

[GuusD]

I imagine this roommate looks something like this. If it wasn't for the beard I'd have a hard time telling what gender he was.

I bet that roommate is so fat he can't see his dick so he's not sure what gender he is.

[Thai_Clinch]

send him a picture of your junk while its laid across the letter he wrote.

[AreolaBorealis]

Unfortunately, I figured the school wouldn't want to change him based on the email. They want people to be exposed to students that are different than themselves so they try to match people up like this.

That's a fuking terrible idea. Don't you kunts fill out a roommate questionnaire to fit similar like-minded people.

[GuusD]

send him a picture of your junk while its laid across the letter he wrote.

The dude is bisexual. He might take the pic as a compliment

[jonesyVT16]

I went to Virginia Tech and I'm pretty sure they never had us fill out any questionnaire like that. I don't think the big state schools do that.

[BrawnGP]

That's a fuking terrible idea. Don't you kunts fill out a roommate questionnaire to fit similar like-minded people.

My friend was an RA in college so I got to hear tons of stories about roommate problems and chit like that and he said at our school they mainly just cared about the sleeping schedule part. They didn't want to room someone who's normally in bed by 10 pm with someone who likes to be up until 4 every night. Other than that, he said they couldn't care less about their interests or anything like that.

[x8Pauly8x]

If your brother can't be switch then make the neckbeard want to switch. Seeing how libs and ***gy he is its not like its going to be that hard.

[mepc95]

tell your brother to troll the **** out of him. say for sexuality into sheeps or some **** like that.

[Enemy12]

inb4 the roommate is a miscer

[playerzero]

Still in for updates.

[derkerkjerk]

My jimmies are not easily rustled, but I sure hope that your bro didn't forward the email and received this response back. If not, have him forward the email. If so, then it's probably not a college he wants to go to...

Edit: just saw above post, holy chit my jimmies are rustled. really want to know what school this is. You're randomly assigned a roommate who "doesn't believe in gender" and are forced to live with he/she/it, but if your bro put in that he wants to live with his gf, they'd say "sorry can't live with opposite gender in the dorms." STRONG hypocrisy.

THIS OP. Your brother needs to respond to the email (or better go in person) and completely agree with the email contents. He should say "I completely agree, I do not discriminate or want a room change on the basis of his political ideology, or if he is bisexual. However, I am uncomfortable rooming with someone that is a woman." It will come across strange at first, but your bro needs to put it that he would not be placed in a room with a female normally, so he should not be placed in a room with someone who identifies as female. It will make him uncomfortable. Say he wants to room with someone who is a male, because he is worried about living with opposite genders being confusing, even ATTRACTION or whatever other bull**** he can come up with.

Basically, they won't stick him in a room with some hbb down the hall... they'll put two girls together, and two guys together, but never a guy and a girl. So they shouldn't stick him in a room with someone who is a girl.

[BadAsianGenes]

Wow why would you tell your brother to forward the email. You should know better. Schools are crazy liberal and nothing in that email would warrant a room change to them. Now someone is probably assuming your brother is homophobic. Words could spread you know.

Also emailing him those stupid responses like hurr durr zyzz god. So cringy.

[cux]

THIS OP. Your brother needs to respond to the email (or better go in person) and completely agree with the email contents. He should say "I completely agree, I do not discriminate or want a room change on the basis of his political ideology, or if he is bisexual. However, I am uncomfortable rooming with someone that is a woman." It will come across strange at first, but your bro needs to put it that he would not be placed in a room with a female normally, so he should not be placed in a room with someone who identifies as female. It will make him uncomfortable. Say he wants to room with someone who is a male, because he is worried about living with opposite genders being confusing, even ATTRACTION or whatever other bull**** he can come up with.

Basically, they won't stick him in a room with some hbb down the hall... they'll put two girls together, and two guys together, but never a guy and a girl. So they shouldn't stick him in a room with someone who is a girl.

Basically use this, but not like he said. The guy doesn't identify as a girl so you can't accuse him of being one. The argument is simply that your brother is uncomfortable with a roommate who is not male and it would be a blatant deviation from university policy to room a male individual with a non-male (unless they're one of the ones with unisex dorms, but even then he'd have to be living in one of those for this to be remotely successfully. If you don't win the roommate transfer request, at least you can win the impending lawsuit that will follow.

[Ipushbetas]

6. and 8. is what ****ed him up


The rest are ok. Tbh the ''alpha'' male is just as moronic as a neckbeard. If you act anything like that out of high school you clearly need to go back. Inb4 he isn't a neckbeard and just happens to be skilled as **** and makes you look like **** infront of ppl. Some gays arn't flamboyant op and are actually a lot more masculine that no one would expect it until they come out.

no homo