Official Tinder thread Part V: Still going strong, RIP in Peace Sneaks

[Phoenix9369]

Can anyone who's seen him aware me of lejosiah 's aesthetics?

He's got dem.
And he got text game too.
Panty dropper.
Super very homo

Got some good sexting game I can use? Chit that gets sloot wet?

Talking about touch and kisses (specially neck) always gets them going.

[Idonteventlift]

she said 'whats that old saying ... opposites attract'

Why am I not quick witted and think of **** that good to respond eurghh

"We don't have to argue over who gets what when we feed each other grapes" opens up for some sexual vibes.

[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/2q3wveq.gif[/MG]
This was beautiful.

Straight from the heart brah. I'm deep.

[miscHelix]

WOW IDEL. Soon it will be my time. I currently have a IDGAF attitude. I think getting this divorce made me realize if i do not go through this "slutting around as much as I can" phase. I am going out there trying ot meet as many women as possible right now. I am tall, blue eyes, fit, and i have some facial aesthetics (pretty modest here i guess). There is no reason i should be living a celibate life style. I have met up with only two girls so far. I have a few more on the hooks. I will try to post pics tonight. One was really busy with school whos exams end tomorrow. She seemed really down for netflix/cuddling etc.


The hardest part for me is what to text after i have gained the number. I find i talk to them too normally and or lose interest or let the convo die.


tl;dr: Lay the pipe as much as possible. I need to get more tinder matches i feel my pics arent exactly up to par.

Pheonix/idel can i pm you guys my profile and let me know what you think?

[demfeelsbro]

15 hours later and still no matches...I have facial/body aesthetics...should I lower my standards? Only been swiping right on 7+/10s

[BetaThanU]

15 hours later and still no matches...I have facial/body aesthetics...should I lower my standards? Only been swiping right on 7+/10s

Most of my matches don't roll around till evening.

[Wilkinsss]

Wtf is this chit? guy pretending to be a girl?

[thenickz]

Got some good sexting game I can use? Chit that gets sloot wet?

try to use what you 2 are talking and lead to some sexual thing.
ex: girl was eating strawberries and asked if i wanted some. i told her only if she let me eat from her body with some condensed milk... i told her in details everything that i would do to her. worked pretty well.

Most of my matches don't roll around till evening.

It took me 3 days to start getting matches. i noticed that on this apps style new profiles takes a while to appear for other people. Especially how close to someone else and how active you are.
on hot or not i have appeared for 121 girls, which 64 clicked on hot making my average of 5.3
this number is not high if you see the amount of time have been using it(around 2 and half weeks)

Wtf is this chit? guy pretending to be a girl?

seem liks a trap! maybe some guy trying to spam ex i dunno.

[gamer2K12365]

He's got dem.
And he got text game too.
Panty dropper.
Super very homo

ok thanks brah. wouldrepbut...

[Sounds Good]

fuarrrk shed a tear, am waiting for the day when you post about your 100th smash, will be a glorious misc moment.

That was unexpected.






This was beautiful.

if you guys like stories like that, read the thread in my sig. Kaptn's Confidence Thread.

[Idonteventlift]

Got some good sexting game I can use? Chit that gets sloot wet?

Focus on foreplay parts and describe sensations for her. Adjectives is panty wetters. Teasing sex and commands works as well. Go slow and let the tension build up.
I don't really know if there is a yay or nay on posting screens of my own dirty talking and perved mind or if it's tmi, so fair warning you should avert eyes now if you can't handle it. Examples from four different girls, so i'd say it's a pretty good guideline that girls like it like this.

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WOW IDEL. Soon it will be my time. I currently have a IDGAF attitude. I think getting this divorce made me realize if i do not go through this "slutting around as much as I can" phase.

tl;dr: Lay the pipe as much as possible. I need to get more tinder matches i feel my pics arent exactly up to par.

Pheonix/idel can i pm you guys my profile and let me know what you think?

How pathetic it may sound I think it's an important phase to go through. I would hate to sit around as an old man and think of the experiences I didn't have, good or bad.

And sure, PM away.

if you guys like stories like that, read the thread in my sig. Kaptn's Confidence Thread.

Currently reading and liking this

[demfeelsbro]

guys am i getting trolled?

got a match

her: hey
me: enjoying the sun?
her: just got in...feeling horny

bot?

edit - nevermind, she was a bot..lol my first match, fml

[LePussy]

guys am i getting trolled?

got a match

her: hey
me: enjoying the sun?
her: just got in...feeling horny

bot?

edit - nevermind, she was a bot..lol my first match, fml

bot/10 phucking bots

[Idonteventlift]

guys am i getting trolled?

got a match

her: hey
me: enjoying the sun?
her: just got in...feeling horny

bot?

edit - nevermind, she was a bot..lol my first match, fml

Strong username to post content ratio. Lol

[demfeelsbro]

bot/10 phucking bots

anyone smashed a bot yet?

[gamer2K12365]

anyone smashed a bot yet?

Lmfaoooooo I LOLed hard

[thenickz]

make us proud, if it's legal it's regal. Personally being 21 I don't go for anything under 19 unless she's legal and a 9/10 so fuk it no one cares.



this

I didn't make you guys proud, this sloot turn down the pickup line saying "whaaaaat?" so i asked her snapchat, she sent me a username that doesn't exist. I sent her my snapchat and she didn't read the msg. so i said fok it. i blocked her. after blocking her she adds me with her real snapchat, i look her snap story and i see this...

here is a pic of her

anyone smashed a bot yet?

I received so many bots when i started using it.

[ThunderShred]

I think LaxinAround actually posted the guide some pages back. Seems like the sort of guide I would write if someone asked for advice. Anyone who's pm'd me for advice will confirm I can't express myself in short messages.

Sure you can....

all those "hey" were mine, girls pretty much never answer, and when they do they don't seem interested at all the convo finishes in few minutes.

That.

Magical.

[tweezy2eezy]

Any reorganizing or removal advice? Best I could come up with in my eyes. Got cute baby pic but think girls think I have a kid... and women in first pic is milf from bar

[Sounds Good]

Currently reading and liking this

There's a link with all the stories pasted into one word document. Someone linked it a couple pages back. I'll see if I can find it, but no promises.

edit: got it with true detective skills

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post216043031

[Idonteventlift]

There's a link with all the stories pasted into one word document. Someone linked it a couple pages back. I'll see if I can find it, but no promises.

edit: got it with true detective skills

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post216043031

Would appreciate it. I hate skipping through all the comments.

[Howarth17]

try to use what you 2 are talking and lead to some sexual thing.
ex: girl was eating strawberries and asked if i wanted some. i told her only if she let me eat from her body with some condensed milk... i told her in details everything that i would do to her. worked pretty well.

It took me 3 days to start getting matches. i noticed that on this apps style new profiles takes a while to appear for other people. Especially how close to someone else and how active you are.
on hot or not i have appeared for 121 girls, which 64 clicked on hot making my average of 5.3
this number is not high if you see the amount of time have been using it(around 2 and half weeks)

seem liks a trap! maybe some guy trying to spam ex i dunno.

Maybe I shouldn't have deleted mine after a couple of hours... lol. I need better pictures anyway

[Phoenix9369]

WOW IDEL. Soon it will be my time. I currently have a IDGAF attitude. I think getting this divorce made me realize if i do not go through this "slutting around as much as I can" phase. I am going out there trying ot meet as many women as possible right now. I am tall, blue eyes, fit, and i have some facial aesthetics (pretty modest here i guess). There is no reason i should be living a celibate life style. I have met up with only two girls so far. I have a few more on the hooks. I will try to post pics tonight. One was really busy with school whos exams end tomorrow. She seemed really down for netflix/cuddling etc.


The hardest part for me is what to text after i have gained the number. I find i talk to them too normally and or lose interest or let the convo die.


tl;dr: Lay the pipe as much as possible. I need to get more tinder matches i feel my pics arent exactly up to par.

Pheonix/idel can i pm you guys my profile and let me know what you think?

Agreed with all that.
Currently that's me transitioning into that mentality.
Sure, call me phOEnix and then you can PM away

if you guys like stories like that, read the thread in my sig. Kaptn's Confidence Thread.

Already read it.
Changed my views about stuff.
Srs

15 hours later and still no matches...I have facial/body aesthetics...should I lower my standards? Only been swiping right on 7+/10s

Right swipe all time crew
You mad?

edit: got it with true detective skills

Should I be scared of you??



Well my tinder is more active lately

[dpreid83]

http://imgur.com/UTbqcNZ
http://imgur.com/i7F825X
http://imgur.com/rkXkiAs





I have the weirdest bonar right now

[thenickz]

Maybe I shouldn't have deleted mine after a couple of hours... lol. I need better pictures anyway

dude my facial aesthetics is a mix of indian with arabic with asian with mexican(ALL THE SORT OF NATIONALITY GIRLS HAVE THOUGHT I WAS) I'm skinny as fuark and i still get matched. make a new profile. let the miscers help you with choosing pics and leave it for few days i'm sure you gonna get way more matchs then i do.

Agreed with all that.
Currently that's me transitioning into that mentality.
Sure, call me phOEnix and then you can PM away



Already read it.
Changed my views about stuff.
Srs



Right swipe all time crew
You mad?


Should I be scared of you??



Well my tinder is more active lately

damm 139 matchs. i have 25+- some girls probaly deleted me i had around 36+-, also some bots and fake profiles..

I have the weirdest bonar right now

hahaha LOL this chick is gold

[Phoenix9369]

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I have the weirdest bonar right now

That's someone's daughter, bro :O
Also... She might be on that rapey time.

[Howarth17]

dude my facial aesthetics is a mix of indian with arabic with asian with mexican(ALL THE SORT OF NATIONALITY GIRLS HAVE THOUGHT I WAS) I'm skinny as fuark and i still get matched. make a new profile. let the miscers help you with choosing pics and leave it for few days i'm sure you gonna get way more matchs then i do.

damm 139 matchs. i have 25+- some girls probaly deleted me i had around 36+-, also some bots and fake profiles..



hahaha LOL this chick is gold

haha thanks for the kind words ... I think I might JailBreak my iphone so I can change my GPS. I just find it awkward when I find people I know on there

[MAXXv]

Is there any pic of IDEL? Because he's on par with the legend Sneaky, whose face i've already seen.

[Phoenix9369]

Is there any pic of IDEL? Because he's on par with the legend Sneaky, whose face already i've seen.

But who was sneaks?
Can I see his face?

[Scotty.]

Figure what the hell, I'll post my pics up here

Any suggestions? (I realize I'm not very big - working on it)

[IBench5Pounds]

Have you tried using your second or fifth picture as main, especially second? There is nothing wrong with your profile as is, but you give of a more fun vibe from the get go in those two and more might click to see the rest of your profile. Even though second is shirtless it's by no means in a douchey way.

I have not... but Tinder king has spoken so I will do as you ask