Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

**Jelet** · 03-10-2014, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by zpaintballer

PLS RESPOND

update? will rep

**1doctor** · 03-10-2014, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by goodcupcakes

I'd like to see video of a top earner on their phone doing this:

Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing

Like a 30 second video. That would be boss. I do pretty good but I don't have nonstop back to back matches all the time.

how do you take video for the phone?

**lejosiah** · 03-10-2014, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenix9369

Someone call idontevenlift and the other guy that messaged as well.

[IMG]http://i57.tinypic.com/mwf9tu.jpg[/MG]

You didn't open with it bro, you already had a bit of a convo going on..not fair...also you didn't get the number yet lol

**dpreid83** · 03-10-2014, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by 1doctor

arsenal brahs 4 lyfe

4 friends added, 46 to go

Added you with both my accounts. I'm still going strong with my tinder girl (3 months and counting) but I lurk here every couple of days.
It helps with the tinder withdrawal symptoms

It's good seeing you coaching some of the noobs here and giving sneaky level advise

**CodeMan8** · 03-10-2014, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by caliglow

TFW when you see people on Tinder now who you remember seeing from when you started using it last May.

TFW you wonder to yourself wtf is wrong with them/they must be losers

TFW that self-realization that you've also used Tinder since last May and people are probably thinking the same about your profile

feels

TFW post stories that scream "I need advice" and don't take advice given
TFW can have a billion matches but want to be in a horrible "relationship" with a *******
TFW 1doctor and tobias beat me to this chit
TFW don't post here anymore until you've either A) Met another guy that you actually enjoy or B) decide to become a lesbian.

Originally Posted by avasaur

During dates do you guys bring up sex..try to talk about it..make a conscious effort to bring that sort of stuff up for ease in transition etc...?

Or is it usually safer chit like roommates, food, context, trips, fun activities etc?

NO! Unless she is 100% confirmed sloot, don't bring it up. Even then I probably wouldn't. Just do normal chit like flirting/touching and you'll be well on your way based on how she responds. Just be sure to ask open ended questions, rather than ones that she can only answer with a "yes" or "no", and if she starts answering your open ended questions with one word, then get the phuck out of there because she's a bore and not worth it.

in b4 Shuri convos.

**CodeMan8** · 03-10-2014, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by dpreid83

Added you with both my accounts. I'm still going strong with my tinder girl (3 months and counting) but I lurk here every couple of days.
It helps with the tinder withdrawal symptoms

lol actually been missing Tinder myself a little bit (about 2 months for me with OKC girl). Even though I didn't have success that was out of the ordinary, it was still pretty fun.

**Phoenix9369** · 03-10-2014, 03:40 PM

**K2Valor** · 03-10-2014, 03:57 PM

Use Ms. America opener on the girl and her response is as follows:

" ms America is a very sexist notion that should be done away with. "

lolwut. get over urself

**eyebrowbrah** · 03-10-2014, 04:01 PM

the autocorrect line is so cringeworthy. this thread belongs in the cringe thread

**michael_xyz** · 03-10-2014, 04:12 PM

I don't know why you guys care so much about the aesthetics of the dudes having success.

So if they're aesthetic, then what, you cry because you're not aesthetic like them?
If they're not really aesthetic, then what, you cry because you don't have game like them?

Seems silly really. Just work with what you have (not saying you shouldn't try improve and all).

**Idonteventlift** · 03-10-2014, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by goodcupcakes

I'd like to see video of a top earner on their phone doing this:

Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing
Swipe right>It's a Match!>Keep Playing

Like a 30 second video. That would be boss. I do pretty good but I don't have nonstop back to back matches all the time.

Right swiping everything or just the ones you normally would?

**bosoxdanc** · 03-10-2014, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenix9369

5/5. I think you win something.

**1doctor** · 03-10-2014, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by K2Valor

Use Ms. America opener on the girl and her response is as follows:

" ms America is a very sexist notion that should be done away with. "

lolwut. get over urself

oh man i wish i could match with this so i could have a field day...

Originally Posted by eyebrowbrah

the autocorrect line is so cringeworthy. this thread belongs in the cringe thread

only on misc is hundreds of dudes talking to thousands of HBB's and slaying them, and someone calls it cringe

**bosoxdanc** · 03-10-2014, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by 1doctor

only on misc is hundreds of dudes talking to thousands of HBB's and slaying them, and someone calls it cringe

Agreed. I've only had one girl not reply to it, and she was a 3/10 Wailord.

**jekene** · 03-10-2014, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by LetsGetJaked

Thought it was worth a shot...I chuckled, at least.

Will update if response.

Skip the :P-smiley bromeo

**roc430** · 03-10-2014, 04:25 PM

good openers?

**bosoxdanc** · 03-10-2014, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by roc430

good openers?

"You look just like my ex."

**Phoenix9369** · 03-10-2014, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by bosoxdanc

5/5. I think you win something.

Got her #
Srs. Just don't know how to blur it.
She says I'm cool and chit.

Here you go wizards. Thanks for the reps!

**eyebrowbrah** · 03-10-2014, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by roc430

good openers?

hello. may i take u out on a nice dinner

**K2Valor** · 03-10-2014, 04:32 PM

Oh lawd.. what say misc? I was planning on saying, " if you're looking for a political debate then you are talking to the wrong person. have fun on tinder " but that's just because I don't feel like dedicating any brainpower to this ****

**eyebrowbrah** · 03-10-2014, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by 1doctor

oh man i wish i could match with this so i could have a field day...

only on misc is hundreds of dudes talking to thousands of HBB's and slaying them, and someone calls it cringe

logic not even once

**michael_xyz** · 03-10-2014, 04:32 PM

So I'm texting this Tinder girl and hit her with having a film night.

All is well, she seems keen, then she tells me "I can't see your a while though". I ask why, she replies with "I'm battling something, so need a month or so

".

uw0tm8?

**bosoxdanc** · 03-10-2014, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by K2Valor

Oh lawd.. what say misc? I was planning on saying, " if you're looking for a political debate then you are talking to the wrong person. have fun on tinder " but that's just because I don't feel like dedicating any brainpower to this ****

Did she seriously just say you can't be sexist against men? Holy phuck, what a retard.

She reminds me of that girl in the last thread who had a giant laundry list of qualities for guys, and she said she was both driven and ambitious, not knowing they're synonyms. I love when dumb people try to come off as intelligent, but just prove how utterly stupid they are.

**Phoenix9369** · 03-10-2014, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by bosoxdanc

Did she seriously just say you can't be sexist against men? Holy phuck, what a retard.

She reminds me of that girl in the last thread who had a giant laundry list of qualities for guys, and she said she was both driven and ambitious, not knowing they're synonyms. I love when dumb people try to come off as intelligent, but just prove how utterly stupid they are.

Most people confuse knowing a lot of WORDS as knowing a lot of THINGS.

**devill1am** · 03-10-2014, 04:44 PM

So you guys are really forward over chat, bend you over kitchen counter, bedroom acrobatics etc., but I'm assuming you're not that forward when you meet in person? I tend to say the same thigs over text as I would in person, I don't want to meet up and be a totally different person - can you clarify your experiences with this?

**Bunk247** · 03-10-2014, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by michael_xyz

So I'm texting this Tinder girl and hit her with having a film night.

All is well, she seems keen, then she tells me "I can't see your a while though". I ask why, she replies with "I'm batting something, so need a month or so

".

uw0tm8?

Batting something? or Battling?

Having had a Bipolar girl the last few months, get out if it's the latter.

**1doctor** · 03-10-2014, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by K2Valor

Oh lawd.. what say misc? I was planning on saying, " if you're looking for a political debate then you are talking to the wrong person. have fun on tinder " but that's just because I don't feel like dedicating any brainpower to this ****

oh man oh man let me do it

"actually i identify as a trans-trans*male. I was born with male sex parts but my gender is a male who identifies as a female who identifies as a male. i'm also transethnic (korean) and i am a very marginalized person so please stop triggering me"

yes ok i know this sounds like a bunch of nonsense gibberish gobbledygook to a bunch of you but please say exactly this to her, please.

also please post pics of her (looks like a whale tbh but its ok i dont want to snitch out you). if you dont want to post cuz you dont wanna show how low you're going, then PM me. It sounds weird but i love compiling social justice warrior liberal phucktards and overimpose the nonsense they say on pictures of themselves

**Phoenix9369** · 03-10-2014, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by devill1am

So you guys are really forward over chat, bend you over kitchen counter, bedroom acrobatics etc., but I'm assuming you're not that forward when you meet in person? I tend to say the same thigs over text as I would in person, I don't want to meet up and be a totally different person - can you clarify your experiences with this?

I USED to be shy as ****. But I work with customer service. It helped me to open up and I'm like 80% upfront, as in I text stuff to a certain degree and IRL I would say pretty much similar things.

**roko79** · 03-10-2014, 04:47 PM

went on a date with a girl from tinder last night, really cool girl, made her laugh all night, but something tells me I went wrong

wish me luck brahs, i kinda like this one

**K2Valor** · 03-10-2014, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by 1doctor

oh man oh man let me do it

"actually i identify as a trans-trans*male. I was born with male sex parts but my gender is a male who identifies as a female who identifies as a male. i'm also transethnic (korean) and i am a very marginalized person so please stop triggering me"

yes ok i know this sounds like a bunch of nonsense gibberish gobbledygook to a bunch of you but please say exactly this to her, please.

aw fuk bro i already responded, but if there is a chance i will say this. i have to deal with sht like this @ berkeley all the time, didnt feel like doing it on tinder

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