Work as a bouncer, Brahs that got GF's that hit the clubs on a regular sum bad newz

[sknot1454]

If you're over 25 and date girls that still go "clubbing" you're doing it wrong.

[BigG21]

of course... that must be it.

got a million stories brah, i palm a chitload of sloots of to my buddies for them to smash lol

i'm happy with the girl i got not gunna waste it on some drunk club sloot that's for sure

[PervedOut]

Bouncers are all *******s, you idiots never give a guy a break and you're always being a fking pain in the ass for no reason.

Altho I agree that sloots who go out clubbing are just as filthy as street prostitutes.

cliffs: I got my ass beat by some alpha bouncers, and once thrown outta the club they ganged my girl and spit roasted here and there isnt **** i can do about it

[Tabris]

If you're over 25 and date girls that still go "clubbing" you're doing it wrong.

This. Only date girls not old enough to go clubbing crew. Not srs. Maybe srs. But not.

[nickp0808]

can confirm

friend of mine was "happily" married for like 4 years then outta nowhere, wife (now ex-wife) wanted to go out with friends and "dance" several times a week. he found a few Summers Eve's in the bathroom and she said not to worry about it.

fast forward 3 weeks, he comes home from work early and shes flopping around like a fish, in their bed, with a middle eastern dude thats schlong is as big as one of these

I can feel the pain/rustleness from here. ****

[xJuggHeadx]

no patience to look through all 10 pages of this thread.

Is there any pictures of these sloots or not?

Also, would like to hear any stories of sloots with huge boobs, or girls not wearing any underwear. (yes, im a perv)

[storchskr]

moar boar wants moar

[PervedOut]

moar boar wants moar

Most people dont believe half our stories but I can assure you the **** i type here really happens/happened.

Another friend of mine claims to have a 9 incher (note: i havent seen it/no homo). Goes to the club with his g/f and her friend who brought her b/f. The girl that brought her b/f gets into an argument at the club with him and my m8, his girl, and her female friend leave the club together. As my m8 is driving away from the club in his pickup they are doubling up his dong with their tongues while the beta skinny b/f is texting his girl, mid tongue bath.

Makes me wonder if they faked the fight so she could confirm his penor.

[NeggedHard]

****ing bull**** and u know it

Middle eastern and Paki are very different things, paki's are beta phucks, most middle-easterners in the south are too(saudis, UAE, yemen the rest), but dem armenians, albanians, turks, lebs, iranians, afghans are pretty phucken alpha doesn't surprise me

[BigG21]

another story brahs.

was seeing this sloot for a while at age 19, anyways she claimed to be a good girl blah blah, we were laying in bed an dher room mate was a full on sloot, brang home a different guy every night. She was in a lesbian relationship for like 3 years or some chit. Anyways the room mate comes home with a chick friend that was mates with the sloot i was seeing and the room mate plus 2 dudes. I was watching T.V and the group went upstairs.

5 mins later the sloot i was seeing goes can you hear that?...I listened and could hear some fuarkin howling goin on dead cat style, lold we went upstairs to listen (lol)...i look back at her and she had this turned on face, then yells at me and says i bet its turning you on, i'm like na mayne. So while this full on 4some was happening this sloots goin off at me. I snap and leave tell her she's crazy and to fek off (i was half over her chit anyways and was gunna tell her that i didn't wanna hang out, so this was perfect timing)...I see her room mate in the club a couple nights later and she tells me the sloot i was seeing went in the room and joined in got double teamed by the 2 dudes and the room mate licked her poozy aswell (she was saying this to me in a spiteful/drunk way) i lold and told her to fek off.

Still see the sloot around and always lol at how much of a sloot she is.

[Phaze2]

Op how do manlets make it in the nightclub?

[BigG21]

Op how do manlets make it in the nightclub?

Do pushups on the floor while your buddies do a countdown........wot

[str3zz]

Read through 2 and a half pages. Don't think I've been this depressed in a while. Is it unjustifiable to hate women?

[sparasda]

the misc never fails to make me question my relationship.. damn I gota stop clicking into these threads.. too many feels

[PervedOut]

lol @ butthurt neg claiming im lying

when im off recharge you'll be my first neg in months

[arem20]

Lol, had a buddy I bounced with that literally slayed over 70 girls over about a 9 month period while we worked together.

Some memorable moments were around closing time girl is hanging out with me by the door, it's raining or snowing or some chit so she's waiting on a ride. Starts sucking my neck and tells me she wants me to finger her because "she's cold". She gets a call, answers it, some guy who I assume is her bf walks up the bar, gives her a kiss, and they head out.

Girl that was arguably one of the hottest 3-4 girls on campus is straight trashed, I'm working the dance floor. She comes up to me and sort of playfully looks at me before sliding her hand up my shirt and feeling my abs and chest. We make out for a little bit, started to feel bad because she was plastered and I couldn't remember if she had a bf or not. I pull her off me, she gets pissed and goes over to my buddy and basically picks up where we left off, lol. Saw her and her bf at subway the next day. Sloot gave me a hug and a wink, literally zero shame.

Tons of sloots getting railed in the bathroom, coat room, maintenance closets.

The only people slootier than the club rats were the bartenders, promotion girls, and pretty much any gf of a club promoter. Those gf's were definitely the sloppiest. Raging coke heads, just using their bfs for connections.

[Cynic09]

why do all of OP's stories seem to have all the sloots run to his bouncer partner and not him LOL.

ITT: Op never gets laid

Lol, had a buddy I bounced with that literally slayed over 70 girls over about a 9 month period while we worked together.

Some memorable moments were around closing time girl is hanging out with me by the door, it's raining or snowing or some chit so she's waiting on a ride. Starts sucking my neck and tells me she wants me to finger her because "she's cold". She gets a call, answers it, some guy who I assume is her bf walks up the bar, gives her a kiss, and they head out.

Girl that was arguably one of the hottest 3-4 girls on campus is straight trashed, I'm working the dance floor. She comes up to me and sort of playfully looks at me before sliding her hand up my shirt and feeling my abs and chest. We make out for a little bit, started to feel bad because she was plastered and I couldn't remember if she had a bf or not. I pull her off me, she gets pissed and goes over to my buddy and basically picks up where we left off, lol. Saw her and her bf at subway the next day. Sloot gave me a hug and a wink, literally zero shame.

Tons of sloots getting railed in the bathroom, coat room, maintenance closets.

The only people slootier than the club rats were the bartenders, promotion girls, and pretty much any gf of a club promoter. Those gf's were definitely the sloppiest. Raging coke heads, just using their bfs for connections.

It's what happens when ppl have no standards and say to accept the girl for who she is. Yea right. lawl!

[TheCanDan]

I think you're talking about my gf.

[Dan916]

went to the bar with the brahs, one of my brahs friend shows up with his wife. Fast forward 15 minutes and shes grinding on my pole on the dance floor and gives it a firm grab a few times. Didnt read thread but its true brahs...

When you get a girl you better isolate the **** out of her, or she'll go dyck grabbin.

[Patient Bear]

Also working in a club you realise how fuarkin bi polar most sloots are srs

[Cynic09]

went to the bar with the brahs, one of my brahs friend shows up with his wife. Fast forward 15 minutes and shes grinding on my pole on the dance floor and gives it a firm grab a few times. Didnt read thread but its true brahs...

When you get a girl you better isolate the **** out of her, or she'll go dyck grabbin.

Or how about not settling for sl00ts and let them know what line not to cross.

[PervedOut]

went to the bar with the brahs, one of my brahs friend shows up with his wife. Fast forward 15 minutes and shes grinding on my pole on the dance floor and gives it a firm grab a few times. Didnt read thread but its true brahs...

When you get a girl you better isolate the **** out of her, or she'll go dyck grabbin.

swimming pools, pool parties, hot tubs. anyplace there are swingin dix

[Dan916]

swimming pools, pool parties, hot tubs. anyplace there are swingin dix

Better find a nice Mormon girl or somethin its our only hope.

[AcE831]

I read your rep comment man and I just wanna say keep doing what your doing because it works. But remember this; if she behaves good do not take her for granted ever. Be a real man. People will love you for your values. Her friends will think you are cool. If she ****s up she will be suicidal for months and even years and you won't feel that bad compared to if you hurt a good girl...

Indeed brah. This girl I am dating is awesome. We've had our disagreements, but the more she loves me.

[BigG21]

Lol, had a buddy I bounced with that literally slayed over 70 girls over about a 9 month period while we worked together.

Some memorable moments were around closing time girl is hanging out with me by the door, it's raining or snowing or some chit so she's waiting on a ride. Starts sucking my neck and tells me she wants me to finger her because "she's cold". She gets a call, answers it, some guy who I assume is her bf walks up the bar, gives her a kiss, and they head out.

Girl that was arguably one of the hottest 3-4 girls on campus is straight trashed, I'm working the dance floor. She comes up to me and sort of playfully looks at me before sliding her hand up my shirt and feeling my abs and chest. We make out for a little bit, started to feel bad because she was plastered and I couldn't remember if she had a bf or not. I pull her off me, she gets pissed and goes over to my buddy and basically picks up where we left off, lol. Saw her and her bf at subway the next day. Sloot gave me a hug and a wink, literally zero shame.

Tons of sloots getting railed in the bathroom, coat room, maintenance closets.

The only people slootier than the club rats were the bartenders, promotion girls, and pretty much any gf of a club promoter. Those gf's were definitely the sloppiest. Raging coke heads, just using their bfs for connections.

das it mayne

[Wallace1297]

Or how about not settling for sl00ts and let them know what line not to cross.

This.sloots only sloot cause they know some ******* will put up with her slooting.sloot shaming should be government paid job

[TheArcadian]

Feel bad for those beta losers. My GF has her friends Omar and Tyrone look after her at the nightclub when I'm not around. They must be great fun cause she never replies to my texts till the next afternoon.

[BigG21]

Another story brahs gym related.

Me and my buddy joined a 24hr gym and were training bout 11 at night, their was always this little sloot asian their doing squats pretty much everytime we were there. Anyways she hits me up to spot her for squats i was like na had to go to the toilet so my buddy spots her, when i come out he's still spotting her and got her azz pushing hard against his cawk lol.

We hit another set and she asks him again for a spot same thing and he must have cracked a bonrar and they were laughing about it, he's like lol i'm only human, she's all giggly and chit.

Anyways we finish up and i say i;m doing some calves so he starts talking to the sloot while i'm working out, she tells him her BF is picking her up but not for another half hour, He's like lol what are you gunna do for half hour, She's giving him horny looks and chit. I'm watching the whole thing in the mirror questioning if this is real life or not and probably in another reality because too much pre workout so late at night. He gives her a poke in the rips and she kinda grabs his hand and they hold hands awkwardly for a couple seconds, He then offered her to go for a walk up the back near the toilet area and they start walking towards there while he's squeezing her azz. At this point i'm watching the whole thing trippin out then she goes "Na i can't i really can't have my number and txt me or something" Then she left the gym, dunno where she went and never seen her at the gym for the 2 months we trained there lol. She was so close to smashing him lol wtf sloots gun sloot brahs

[maxcoleman]

oh my god just shut the f-ck up!!

You do not have this many 'stories' unless you go looking for them all the time!

You live in a world where all women are either madonnas or whores. gtfo

[BigG21]

oh my god just shut the f-ck up!!

You do not have this many 'stories' unless you go looking for them all the time!

You live in a world where all women are either madonnas or whores. gtfo

hahahaha gtfo of this thread *******, wake up you naive mutha fuka, If you don't believe the stories then fuk off srs keep living on that disney time. I don't need to prove anything brah if you don;t believe that's your problem.