and what would you do if you were a dude?
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When my untrained brother beats my 400m PR, I fleetingly wish I were a dude.
But then realize that, as I would be competing against other dudes, I would still be just as untalented.
I did sort of wish I was a dude today because then I would have great upper body strength to beat up this guy who was annoying me. But whatever, I could probably take him as I am. And also, I shouldn't beat people up.
Actually, if I were a dude with that testosterone added to my natural Sicilian rage, I might be in prison right now.
But I will say that I envy male libido. I don't have much of a one and sexual fantasies seem like such a fun way to spend your time.
I also somewhat envy high male metabolism--or used to--though now I actually understand that eating exactly what you need probably feels the same for everyone, whether you're eating 2000 calories or 4000. Plus eating 4000 is costly."The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey
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Every time I have some weird having to pee emergency. I always think damnit there's a little fake tree right over there, I could so get away with that.
Current PRs:
Bench Press: 200x1
Deads: 315x1
Back Squats: 275x1
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11-17-2013, 07:29 PM #16
This.
but also
-when I have to go to nice social events and I'm not allowed to just wear jeans and a shirt like guys.. I need to go buy a god damn dress.
-wearing bras and wearing shirts. I wish I could go shirtless in summer without it being a public indecency charge because of my gender.
-never needing an excuse for being gross, too drunk, reckless, saying inappropriate things etc. because "boys will be boys"
-never getting looked at funny or or outright excluded when participating in a male-dominated activity
-comfy shoes, all the time.
-you know for sure none of your mates want to bang you (unless they are gay)*perth crew*
*brutal/black/death metal crew*
*vegeta crew*
*only accepts requests from friends IRL crew*
B: 135lb
D: 230lb
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11-18-2013, 02:33 PM #17
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I'd want to be a dude for a limited period of time and then be able to change back to my normal female self. But I wouldn't want to be a dude permanently.
What would I do if I were a dude? Lift even heavier weights. Get pussy.Bench press
Current: 135 lbs x 2
Squats
Current: 205 lbs x 1-2
Short term goal: 225 lbs
Lifetime goal: 260 lbs
Deadlifts
Current: 295 lbs x 1
Lifetime goal: 315 lbs
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I grew up in a sexist country, with sexist parents so I used to wish I was a guy. Now I realize I can do all the things a guy does PLUS all the things a woman does. Think about it, a woman that does "manly" stuff gets nowhere near as much crap as a guy doing "woman" stuff. So they are actually more limited in what they can do than us. So no I don't wish to be a guy at all.
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