How can you feel like a man driving an Automatic car? (Srs)

[datderecreatine]

Jokes in you. I drink, smoke, and eat while driving my automatic.

[Prevtzer]

A man was seen driving an automatic car down the road 43 and red boulevard this morning. His hands were as shaky as his confidence. He was getting looks from all the people around him and he felt uncomfortable. He was getting attention anywhere he turned and he didn't like it - he was driving an automatic. But a simple fact made him feel better, like a man.

[solidus2k3]

tfw u live in a city and need to talk on the phone while driving

[HarryFlashman]

your steering wheels on the wrong side bro



when I want to feel like an inbred driving


freedom 1: uk 0

How are people in America more free than UK?

[bromiscuous]

Lol @ driving

strong cage ****gent

[NotoriousSRJ]

Learned how to drive a car on a manual transmission. Bought a car with an automatic. It's called convenience *******.

BRB I'm having so much fun having to constantly switch gears in stop and go city traffic. Not.

[Jtbeckrr]

I drive a manual and love it but damn does it suck to be sitting in rush hour traffic especially when your highways are basically just hill after hill.

[MushroomTipp]

Jokes in you. I drink, smoke, and eat while driving my automatic.

goodluck on your dying goals for the rest of 2013

[audiodope]

How am im supposed to smoke a blunt and drive efficiently you dik sucking, cum swallowing, Head bobbing, Only eat Twinkies because the white cream in the middle *******?

[wzard]

Fukin simple boring shiit. Automatic cars should be limited to old people and retards, they require absolutely no brain power or effort whatsoever

Manual you get to control everything and its just fukin beautiful

I drive a manual and literally no thought goes into it at all, it took about a week to figure out gears.

I've driven an automatic at work a few times and certainly prefer manual but there's no brain power required to drive a manual lol.

[BruceBruce325]

i feel like a man driving an automatic because knowing i dont have to shift when im getting road dome is the tiots.

[b5lover]

that feel when i take pubic transit for commuting


feels ok

[eLjay28]

Whats even more pathetic then the typical beta men in our society is the *******s who do certain things or talk about **** to try to "prove" to be a real man (more like ******* with too much estrogen so they need some sort of comfort).




Sound like some grown ass Pinocchios

[phreshprince]

then how am I going to fap while driving you stick shift *******

[NLnemesis]

Srs no offence to manual brahs but OP if you have to prove you're a 'real' man by driving stick I have some bad news for you..

[eltoro24]

i feel like a man driving an automatic because knowing i dont have to shift when im getting road dome is the tiots.

Didn't even think of that....Road head ftw.

[NLnemesis]

In Germany, only women and old people drive automatic. You seriously get laughed at if you drive automatic here



it's a fuking car. eat at home, *******

Lol what a nonsense, taxi's/expensive cars in general are all auto. No one laughs at you when you drive your S-class automatic here

[Batjoke100]

Manuals are more fun, obviously though if all you care about is getting from point A to point B it doesn't matter.

[RevolutionTheory]

brb only using gears 1-4 because of speed limits. brb saying you have more control of the car. you drifting on public roads? doubt it. It's one thing if you race, or have a really fast car, but any common car with less than 400hp what is the point? brb spending tons of money to modify a car only to never actually take it to the track. brb speeding tickets. brb looking cool in front of people who hang out in parking lots.

[FU3L]

I don't give a sweet flying bat kunt what you think is manly or not.

[Manc33]

Fukin simple boring shiit. Automatic cars should be limited to old people and retards, they require absolutely no brain power or effort whatsoever

Manual you get to control everything and its just fukin beautiful

I laugh at people who can't drive a manual too lol. Fuking dummies.

The main reason for a manual though is you can accelerate better as opposed to having some car decide when you're changing gear. It takes the fun out of driving. I wouldn't even know how to drive an automatic, keeping your foot on the brake every time you stop so it doesn't accelerate... what the fuk is that about, then the fact that theres 2 pedals instead of 3.

This is the second solid post I have seen from a red tonight, what the fuk! It never happens.

[Sakeoe]

Lol what a nonsense, taxi's/expensive cars in general are all auto. No one laughs at you when you drive your S-class automatic here

Id laugh at you if I saw you. Only guy I know that drives an automatic is actually handicapped and has limited use for his legs.

[crowe15]

are we comparing dick sizes again?

[bustermac]

lol @ using cars

walk/bike/train crew

inb4 location

You have to ride the train wit the Obama-Phone lady and you're laughing AT US?

[KrakMillion]

this thread is ghey. Who cares? Lol automatic is hella easy u can smoke, eat, drink, phuk with radio, whatever cuz free hand, u can even jack off if ur on the road for like 6+ hours and bored...lmao manual u have to pay attention all the time I can't even imagine being high or somethin or absent minded cuz u need to use two hands and pay attention. BRB manual is cool but automatic makes A LOT more sense living in a city with a metro area population of 4,192,887(phoenix, az/metro area)...have fun phuking down shift, shift up, down shift, shift up, alright u made it thru one light only like 20 more to go...enjoy ur ride back...lmao no thx jeff

BRB carpel tunnel from phuking shifting down and up like 100times per trip

[G0tMeWr0ng]

Srs no offence to manual brahs but OP if you have to prove you're a 'real' man by driving stick I have some bad news for you..

QFT.

I have a 6 speed but couldn't care less if someones drives a stick or auto.

[BattleaxeBroads]

u a try hard bitch and brb having to switch gears and push clutch when im high/drunk. no ty i am safety oriented op

[0lympus]

Granny shiftin, not double clutchin like you should

[UncleL]

Well some people drive to get from point A to point B, and automatic cars do this with less effort and less danger. Plus, not everyone drives for fun or to feel like a 'man'.

Wrong, stats show that manual drivers get in less collisions. Do some research before you open your mouth.

[Stefan-sN]

Never drove an automatic in my life, seems so awkward