Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex

[Curlzbrah]

A : ive had a crush on you for years
B : hahaha loser

da phuck mang, she is a rude bish, but i lol'd at the "i dont get this lettuce and tea shyt"

[BrandoFlux]

This is legendary, just spent hours reading up on all the antics. So many successful ventures even more failures. More lols than ever previously gained from internet lurking! Had to get involved with this sh!t.

If I could rep it would be given to all the brahs taking hits for the team!! Super cereal.

[ak200603]

gjdm. repped.

juicy as fawk. she's hot too.

Can't be too hard when you look like this ROFL. You could probably pretend to be deaf and blind and just type things such as "Hngggggggggggg.." "Kunffffffffffffff" "Haeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and get any girl you want. Yes mirin. (no homo)

[Pablobrah]

Long time lurker joined because of this thread.
achieved success, will post pics after enough posts (srs)

[Pablobrah]

Long time lurker joined because of this thread.
achieved success, will post pics after enough posts (srs)

in to deliver:

1


some BS talking bout the place..



2



thanks misc

[warbird00]

I used this a while back on one of my best chick friends who is probably a 9/10 but never was sure about our sexual chemistry because the friend thing so never had hooked up with her.

Needless to say I banged about a week after dropping this line and have hit it many times since.

Feelsgoodman

[DominationStation]

Pablo, glad to see after convo one that you realized the term is "clap", not "slap".

Will rep off r/c.

[Pablobrah]

Pablo, glad to see after convo one that you realized the term is "clap", not "slap".

Will rep off r/c.

lol thanks brah, ya was messaging these bishs pretty late at night so wasnt 100% on my misc lingo but got better

[NoA]

Just sent it to two IRL 9.15/10's on FB

retardeduglymanshebeastwithweirdshapedheadlaughing .gif'd after I sent them.

**** works brah, girls eat this **** up

[EdwardGains]

le bump

[cottage_cheese]

me: I've had a crush on you for years
her: I'm coming over

[Cold187um]

If i do this on a chick i knew bout 3 years ago at school would it work? I already have her on ********....

[DominationStation]

me: I've had a crush on you for years
her: Coming over now

Fixed and well aware

[JoziKilos]

mad skills in this thread.

[Coltt45]

in4later

[Nocturnal310]

whats great about this line is that its direct and shows confidence and prevents u from being friend zoned.


unless u were already in friend zone...this should work

[rtljmc17]

this thread is the best ever

[bongowongo]

whats great about this line is that its direct and shows confidence and prevents u from being friend zoned.


unless u were already in friend zone...this should work

And the fact that the guys are swole as phuck helps too haha.

[PointyElbowsFTW]

MOAR !!!!
Lol best thread on here imo.

[modder]

[KouRon]

reply with "comin over now"

do it *******!

[Ripht]

Classic female excuse for not liking u

[glaranotch]

Sac as in sacramento?haha I live there, are you talking about downtown plaza mall?

haha downtown plaza??? in front of the hard rock cafe??

[brodiddly]

fuk you imageshack. I wanted to browse this epic thread again for lols and half the pics are gone now

[MacrossValkyrie]

fuk you imageshack. I wanted to browse this epic thread again for lols and half the pics are gone now

Drag the icefrog to a new tab.

[MoneyLikeLBJ]

Drag the icefrog to a new tab.

repped

[AssDan]

read the whole thing in one sitting. wouldreadagain/10 woodreadtograndchildren great thread

[NoA]

Me: "I've had a crush on you for years?"
Her: "what?"
Me: "oops sorry meant to sent that to someone else"
Her: "who are you texting?"
Me: "no one you know lol"
Her: "come on tell me"
Me: "no"
Her: "wtfff come on"
Me: "I can't"
Her: "I'll make a deal w you"
Me: "what?"
Her: "If you tell me, I'll tell you something too"
Me: "lol what kind of deal is that"
Her: "I mean something involving me being naked"
Me: "like when you shower"
Her: "no better, lol"
Me: "alright, deal"
Her: "k a couple of days ago I came home early fm work"
Me: "ok..."
Her: "and my cousin was visiting us, so she was on the computer in my room"
Her: "playing some videogame.. anyway so she's pretty hot"
Me: "i like where this is going..."
Her: "and i couldn't help but notice she was just in her underwear"
Her: "lol"
Me: "go on.."
Her: "and so I sat with her for a bit, when she started to ask me questions about sex"
Her: "and i didn't wanna tell her who i'd done it with"
Me: "hmm"
Her: "and so she asked me to show her pictures of guys I thought were hot"
Me: "nice"
Her: "so we went on ******** and i started showing her pictures of you, lol..."
Her: "i mean don't take it the wrong way but you're pretty sexy"
Me: "haha. i love this."
Me: "thanks"
Me: "best thing to happen from a misc thread"
Her: "so she was pretty intrigued and started to say she was getting turned on"
Her: "because of your shirtless pics you posted"
Her: "lol what's that"
Me: "nm"
Her: "and I got kinda turned on too. so she asked me if I had ever been with a girl"
Me: "oh wow"
Her: "i said no.. she asked me if I wanted to.. and kissed me softly"
Me: "damn"
Her: "she started like taking off her clothes and i couldn't help but take off her underwear"
Her: "and this whole time we were thinking of you.. what a threesome would be like with you"
Me: "dammmmn"
Her: "and right as I was gonna go down on her I heard the front door open"
Her: "and my mom got home"
Me: "sh*t... no way"
Her: "yeah and she couldn't believe we were on the bed naked, she freaked out"
Me: "did she see my pictures open too"
Her: "yeah but she thought we were lesbian, really freaked her out"
Her: "and my mom got scared, and said, you're movin' with your
Her: "auntie and uncle in bel-air"
Me: "sh*t what did you do?"
Her: "I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror"
Me: "f*ck is that a common type of cab?"
Her: "if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, 'Nah, forget it.'
Me: "what did you say to the cab driver?"
Her: "'yo, holmes to bel air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
Her: "and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo homes smell ya later!'"
Me: "and then what?!"
Her: "looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air"
Me: "bertstare.jpg"

[rlwashere]

Me: "I've had a crush on you for years?"
Her: "what?"
Me: "oops sorry meant to sent that to someone else"
Her: "who are you texting?"
Me: "no one you know lol"
Her: "come on tell me"
Me: "no"
Her: "wtfff come on"
Me: "I can't"
Her: "I'll make a deal w you"
Me: "what?"
Her: "If you tell me, I'll tell you something too"
Me: "lol what kind of deal is that"
Her: "I mean something involving me being naked"
Me: "like when you shower"
Her: "no better, lol"
Me: "alright, deal"
Her: "k a couple of days ago I came home early fm work"
Me: "ok..."
Her: "and my cousin was visiting us, so she was on the computer in my room"
Her: "playing some videogame.. anyway so she's pretty hot"
Me: "i like where this is going..."
Her: "and i couldn't help but notice she was just in her underwear"
Her: "lol"
Me: "go on.."
Her: "and so I sat with her for a bit, when she started to ask me questions about sex"
Her: "and i didn't wanna tell her who i'd done it with"
Me: "hmm"
Her: "and so she asked me to show her pictures of guys I thought were hot"
Me: "nice"
Her: "so we went on ******** and i started showing her pictures of you, lol..."
Her: "i mean don't take it the wrong way but you're pretty sexy"
Me: "haha. i love this."
Me: "thanks"
Me: "best thing to happen from a misc thread"
Her: "so she was pretty intrigued and started to say she was getting turned on"
Her: "because of your shirtless pics you posted"
Her: "lol what's that"
Me: "nm"
Her: "and I got kinda turned on too. so she asked me if I had ever been with a girl"
Me: "oh wow"
Her: "i said no.. she asked me if I wanted to.. and kissed me softly"
Me: "damn"
Her: "she started like taking off her clothes and i couldn't help but take off her underwear"
Her: "and this whole time we were thinking of you.. what a threesome would be like with you"
Me: "dammmmn"
Her: "and right as I was gonna go down on her I heard the front door open"
Her: "and my mom got home"
Me: "sh*t... no way"
Her: "yeah and she couldn't believe we were on the bed naked, she freaked out"
Me: "did she see my pictures open too"
Her: "yeah but she thought we were lesbian, really freaked her out"
Her: "and my mom got scared, and said, you're movin' with your
Her: "auntie and uncle in bel-air"
Me: "sh*t what did you do?"
Her: "I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror"
Me: "f*ck is that a common type of cab?"
Her: "if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, 'Nah, forget it.'
Me: "what did you say to the cab driver?"
Her: "'yo, holmes to bel air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
Her: "and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo homes smell ya later!'"
Me: "and then what?!"
Her: "looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air"
Me: "bertstare.jpg"

made it half way through til i caught on and read the last 2 lines. valiant effort

[LionBrah]

works every time OP