You Become A Billionaire; What Interest Do You Pour Money Into?

[NVious]

*10 Billion has been deposited into your bank account*

Assume you got the nice cars, women, houses and material goods, what would you put your money into?

Personally I would do the following:
Developing specific algorithms for my music and book taste to have tailor made recommendations
Buying the time of leading researchers and professors in the world to ask them about things that interest me
Studying time
Conducting online surveys daily

[AreolaBorealis]

i would probably just jerk off all day and misc and order pizza in that order

[Spahgetti]

Drop a quick billi in to purified water (dig wells) in remote locations all over Africa srs.

Would also be doing most of this myself (at least locating and checking the premises).

[Voidgaze]

-Put money toward improving education for students in several school districts.

[rockr101]

[strenffgains]

Lol no to all the fancy things. That will just impede me messing with people. I would design elaborate plans to mess with and annoy my family and friends. This may get boring after a year or two, so I would also help people. As I help people though I want to do it in a douchey way, so people can't really complain because I'm helping them but afterwards can be like what an azzhole. As a for instance I know this girl with 4 kids from 4 daddies, of course she is as poor as one can be without collecting cans and living under a bridge. I would have a house built for them and the whole community out, as I would be tossling (one of) her son's hair and tell him don't worry buddy I'm not baby daddy #5, basically give a speech afterwards saying how if it wasn't for me she would never be able to pick herself out of squaller

[Midgetkiller]

Set up trusts for the benefit of :

1. endangered animals
2. abused animals
3. handicapped children
4. autistic children
5. unlimited n-word passes

[Voidgaze]

Just LOL @ not getting a PC with a 2080Ti.

[Spahgetti]

Just LOL @ not getting a PC with a 2080Ti.

that peasant miscer thinks u need to be a billionaire for an s1000rr lmao

[CementPizza]

[yesnow]

buy off politicians

[Shawn346]

I would pay Matt London to pose for me at least ten hours a day, if your answer is anything except that then you're gay as ****.

[allianc3]

Buy a controlling interest in twitter and manipulate global politics

[Spahgetti]

Buy a controlling interest in twitter and manipulate global politics

Lol @ not just making your own to overtake them entirely

[allianc3]

Lol @ not just making your own to overtake them entirely

yeah because growing a social media platform from 0 just happens overnight.

[Spahgetti]

yeah because growing a social media platform from 0 just happens overnight.

I guess we're tossing that whole 'billion' word out of the scene..?


edit; but on a side note, this is why i'm in to the scene

[PumkinPie]

Probably try to tackle real issues like Bill Gates: power, human waste, ocean cleanup, etc.

[JStrez]

If I had $10 Billion Dollars, I'd probably spend $2.5 Billion Dollars in donations to numerous hospitals and projects to get my name on as many buildings as possible. With the rest of my money I'd live comfortably, and probably buy s sports team, alongside starting/investing in business so my money can maintain itself.

[Sandmang27]

I would host bum fights on my private island.

But instead of bums it would be people with a ton of college debt with useless degrees.

I'd also have animal sanctuaries all over the place to help puppies n tigers n ****.

[Matt413413]

*10 Billion has been deposited into your bank account*

Assume you got the nice cars, women, houses and material goods, what would you put your money into?

Personally I would do the following:
Developing specific algorithms for my music and book taste to have tailor made recommendations
Buying the time of leading researchers and professors in the world to ask them about things that interest me
Studying time
Conducting online surveys daily

I would buy coconut water to replace my regular bottled water so that I can try to get more PRs in the hack squat and other things and faster.

I would buy a gym. I would start up multiple different gyms. I would try to buy professional athletes and sprinters so that I could train them to run faster because they don't know how to use proper arm technique.

They would basically have no choice but to allow me to buy them out. I would make them an offer they couldn't resist.

For instance I would buy the athlete Emily Diamond a pro 400 meter dash sprinter from the UK. Basically I would just take over as her coach. Seeing that her coaches suck.

[PatheticPeter]

Easy man, two chicks at the same time.

[GlennQuagmire]

Im giving all away to charity, foundations and scientific research. Also I will threw a few buck to Mars colonization projects.

[anonymous]

I’d buy the Knicks and bring us our first chip since 1973

[Xenuprime]

Start an annual Misc cruise. The inaugural theme will be hookers & blow.


Actually, I like OPs idea about hiring researchers to answer questions I have. I would also hire hacker autists to dig dirt on anyone causing crap at the time (politician, celebrity, etc) and air it on national TV.

[4204Casper]

buy properties all across the USA and have someone that i trust manage them

travel to japan and canada in the winter to snowboard

buy a really nice fishing boat fish and fish for tuna with rod and reel

bang models and pay for multiple women to fuk me a the same time regularly, FOR EXAMPLE: one on all fours getting rammed by me and eating another ones puss, one sucking my toes, one eating my ass, and then two fukking eachother in front of the two in front of me lmao

[bigcat3655]

At least one billion to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation (daughter has it) and set up my kids and all my nieces and nephews with college funds. Buy the biggest chunk of land I can find and build a nice house in the middle of it. And I'd be generous with gifts like everyone in the family gets new TV's, all the kids get new cars for their 16th birthdays, etc

[r0bo]

two girls at the same time

[Silencespeaks]

Yesssssss I love thinking about this.

Buy luxury homes in several locations in US and Europe and divide my time living there.

Give some money to close family and 2 longtime friends.

Spend rest of my time traveling all over the world staying at the finest hotels and resorts.

Usually I also put on this list to invest money in various financial markets but with 1 billion plus I would not even bother other than to the extent needed for taxes and to keep my money safe.

Don’t like charities because I don’t trust them but would give to one that is managed by someone I know personally.

That’s all. Other than that just relax and enjoy life.

No I would not get bored because I’ve gone extended periods without working much before and I loved it. I’m not one of those people who needs work for an identity or to occupy my time. Would be perfectly happy with a life of leisure.

[iabs]

Buy a controlling interest in twitter and manipulate global politics

And suicide yourself by two shots to the back of your head when you piss of the Clinton?

Good luck, bud.

[pantiespending]

Well considering my numbers are set to be much higher than that?

Family programs and outreach facilities for African American communities

Education system reform

With seizures of tech company assets Unified ERM for government health care

A voting system for all important points related to democracy not just politicians but in fact a way to hold politicians accountable at every step of the way

NASA

Etc

The list goes on I can think of a bunch

Exit: add on to politics point