ITT we post the worst thing we have ever done

[RowsbeforeHoes]

GO

ill start

When I was 11, I stabbed my 6 year old brother in the should with a samuria sword (accident). He needed major surgery.

[user87861311845]

Bad in which way?

[RowsbeforeHoes]

Just the most ****ed up thing you've ever done. Could be killing an animal, or totaling a car, or making your mom think she has cancer to put your report cards in perspective (stong refrerence). Whatever

[tomsun]

i set fire to my lawn when 7 or 8 y.o. playing with matches

[RobCamlin]

I faked my death for about a year to all of my friends and they believed it. (srs)

This was a couple years ago, and those people are clearly not my friends anymore.
Looks like a mission accomplished to me.

[past]

when i was 6, my brother stabbed me in the shoulder and it required me to get surgery. i've been messing with his toothbrush ever since

but srs, worst i ever did was start a war in 3rd grade, boys vs girls, sh*t was serious, a couple kids still have scars cuz we scratched n stuff

[RowsbeforeHoes]

I faked my death for about a year to all of my friends and they believed it. (srs)

story must be provided, im super curious.

[seminolesfan_07]

I faked my death for about a year to all of my friends and they believed it. (srs)

That's ****ed up man, how'd you play that one off?

[ImBrown]

when i was 6, my brother stabbed me in the shoulder and it required me to get surgery. i've been messing with his toothbrush ever since

but srs, worst i ever did was start a war in 3rd grade, boys vs girls, sh*t was serious, a couple kids still have scars cuz we scratched n stuff

Hahaha u started a war?

[user87861311845]

I got in a fight at the end of senior year, was going to get suspended, made up a BS story about stress at home because my dad was dying. Cried a bit, and they let me go. The worst bit was one of the principals told me that he understood the feeling and could relate because his dad died as well around the same age, and offered me moral support should I need it.

Every time in the hall ways he'd pat me on the shoulder.

[past]

Hahaha u started a war?

yeah. recess was getting boring. so guys lined up on one side, girls on the other. we charged at each other. pushed, shoved, scratched, kicked. all the kids cried because they were getting detention, i laughed because i realized how stupid it was.

[RobCamlin]

story must be provided, im super curious.

That's ****ed up man, how'd you play that one off?

Well it was pretty funny.
I used to be a skinny goth **** hahaha and so were all of my friends.
Contributing factors:
They were all ****ing idiot losers.
Needed to get out of the group somehow.
I dated all the girls in the group (real awkward and stupid)
Their lives were going nowhere fast, holding me back as well.
I just needed some space, needed to be left alone for a while.

So I got my friend Mike to play along with it, he's been my best friend for 14 years.
If anyone asked about me, he'd make up some clever story.
Any way he told it, I was dead.
We even turned my myspace and band myspace into tribute myspaces for me hahaha.
Nobody could reach me, the only way I got information was through Mike.
It worked real well for a while, a little less than a year.
Eventually everybody caught on one by one and the show was over, but the mission was complete.
They didn't want anything to do with me after that hahaha.

It's just funny though how I see them all now and they are all still the same *******s (only new thing is the pot) and I'm here, happy, successful, relaxed, swole, have a job, plenty of acquaintances... I'm finally myself...

Funny the way things worked out when you think about it.

[user87861311845]

I work for my friends dad, I park my work truck by the shop behind their house. The canopy was open on my truck one day before I had to go. I slammed it shut and took off to a job. About 25 miles away from the house.

I open up the tail gate to get out my tools and I see a cat on the tail gate, I'm like WTF? and scare it off.

I didn't think of it, but it was my friends new cat. They'd just got it for his little sister to replace her other cat who had just died.

They searched all over for that thing, but I couldn't bring my self to confess. She cried a lot, and I was like **** that and put up some flyers lol

[user87861311845]

I had sloppy drunk sex in my friends bed when he had a party at his house. We put his memory foam pillow under her ass for better ramming angle. Now before this story goes any further, he loves this pillow, even brags about it at times. When all was said and done, there was plenty of moisture on said pillow. He has no idead and sleeps on it every day.

[user87861311845]

This feels good man. 3 things I've never told anyone.

[RowsbeforeHoes]

I work for my friends dad, I park my work truck by the shop behind their house. The canopy was open on my truck one day before I had to go. I slammed it shut and took off to a job. About 25 miles away from the house.

I open up the tail gate to get out my tools and I see a cat on the tail gate, I'm like WTF? and scare it off.

I didn't think of it, but it was my friends new cat. They'd just got it for his little sister to replace her other cat who had just died.

They searched all over for that thing, but I couldn't bring my self to confess. She cried a lot, and I was like **** that and put up some flyers lol

Thats pretty bad. When I was really messed up and suicidal last fall, I faked bi-polar disorder to get out of school work. Granted I was actually to depressed to do anything but it was still messed up

[The Ben]

This feels good man. 3 things I've never told anyone.

these are pretty messed up.



when i was like 10 i stole candies from the supermarket... i can't think of anything else.

[allergic2rice]

u know the free food samples at costco?
i told the person i needed to get one for my mom too and ate both

i lose sleep over that memory

[Jrc731]

u know the free food samples at costco?
i told the person i needed to get one for my mom too and ate both

i lose sleep over that memory

I lold hard for some reason.

[allergic2rice]

I lold hard for some reason.

haha i love that episode

[Teench]

I started the 2012 apocalypse rumors. I'm sorry.... it's just.... just.... they made me feel so pretty. They said I was smart. It felt good man.

[sykesy123]

i broke i really expensive painting in my parents room when i was 10 me and my freind were doing wrestling and i suplex'd him into the wall
tried to hide it under the wardrobe, got away with it for like 2 year
until they moved the damm wardrobe

[StevenNevets]

I accidentally the whole thing.

[A_Shellum]

I had sloppy drunk sex in my friends bed when he had a party at his house. We put his memory foam pillow under her ass for better ramming angle. Now before this story goes any further, he loves this pillow, even brags about it at times. When all was said and done, there was plenty of moisture on said pillow. He has no idead and sleeps on it every day.

Lol'd irl. Now whenever I go to sleep on my memory foam pillow I'll think of this (no homo).

[jpot]

when i was 10 i bought tequila on schoolcamp and got pissed. teacher was not happy

[Deciever33]

I put a paperclip in a plug socket, and flicked the switch, it blew up and nearly blinded 3 people...and i got a bit of metal lodged in my eye lol...It took a while to put it in the plug socket

[LankedOut]

Once when I was little, I was annoyed at my older brother when he was getting ready school, so I put his shoes under his bed so he couldn't find them. And he couldn't find them, and my dad got really angry at him, and when he finally did find his shoes under his bed my dad was pretty pissed off at him.

I still feel bad

Edit: Lol it sounds pretty lame now that I've written it down, but I guess you had to be there.

[fitnessnewb]

-when playing baseball the bat slipped out of my hands and it hit a girl in the face, still has a scar from it

-I broke a very expensive clock once and I just fixed it up with cellar tape(not sure how you write) then 2 days later it sort of wasnt sticky anymore and the piece hang from the clock haha

-I was squatting for the 2nd or 3rd time or so and I had the epic take all weight form 1 side fail, and the end of the bar went straight into the mirror. Luckily for me though the mirror remained intact and there wasnt a single scratch on it.

[MuscleMike15]

-when playing baseball the bat slipped out of my hands and it hit a girl in the face, still has a scar from it

-I broke a very expensive clock once and I just fixed it up with cellar tape(not sure how you write) then 2 days later it sort of wasnt sticky anymore and the piece hang from the clock haha

-I was squatting for the 2nd or 3rd time or so and I had the epic take all weight form 1 side fail, and the end of the bar went straight into the mirror. Luckily for me though the mirror remained intact and there wasnt a single scratch on it.

haha those are all awesome, especially the first and third haha

repped- edit on spread again grrr

[lowell94]

i gave my mate my pen knife for him to cut a notch in a stick with while i biked back to my own house to get a piece of rope. when i got back to his i found out he had accidently sliced through his finger. had to have 3 hours of surgery to reattach both tendons. feel kinda guilty cause that was over a year ago and he still can't move that finger proply or play guitar anymore