well, today is drawing closer to an end, but we have some time left.
I've felt like being a smart-ass today, but really haven't carried it through.
This thread is for smart-ass comments. Nobody get offended, it's merely for fun.
Have at it.
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12-08-2008, 12:18 PM #1
Smart-ass comments only
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12-08-2008, 12:19 PM #2sudo apt-get beer
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Piss off!
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12-08-2008, 12:19 PM #3Bammed
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I can't even call you a douchebag. If you were a douchebag, I'd snip the end off of you and dump you in the toilet.
"Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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12-08-2008, 12:20 PM #4Horn Dog
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I can't believe you posted this dribble.Originally Posted by snoack
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12-08-2008, 12:20 PM #5Registered User
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bite me hairy boyOriginally Posted by SP1966
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12-08-2008, 12:20 PM #6sudo apt-get beer
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Here we go again... woman! Pffft...Originally Posted by maryinmesquite
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12-08-2008, 12:21 PM #7Bammed
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You have a leak in your face.Originally Posted by SP1966
"Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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12-08-2008, 12:22 PM #8Registered User
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you say this like anybody cares
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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12-08-2008, 12:22 PM #9sudo apt-get beer
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Sniff sniff, that wasn't my face!Originally Posted by Marius_Ursus
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12-08-2008, 12:23 PM #10Registered User
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so yer ass is leaking?Originally Posted by SP1966
Sniff sniff, that wasn't my face! TMI dude
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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12-08-2008, 12:24 PM #11Registered User
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cuz he likes to bend over in the shower,, he is a little boofoo boyOriginally Posted by rpaul11
so yer ass is leaking? TMI dude
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12-08-2008, 12:25 PM #12Bammed
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I have a leek in my own.
"Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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12-08-2008, 12:25 PM #13sudo apt-get beer
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Not leaking so much as pressure equalization...Originally Posted by rpaul11
so yer ass is leaking? TMI dudeI'm a sad little man
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12-08-2008, 12:27 PM #14Horn Dog
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Your all losers lick my butt.
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12-08-2008, 12:27 PM #15RIP GST
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You have to give it a minute, but . . .
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12-08-2008, 12:29 PM #16O_o \m/
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You haven't really carried it out though eh? What are you waiting for? An RSVP? A handwritten one on aged parchment made from the quill of a swan in heat? You're a real initiative-taker there buddy... Remind me to call your boss and give him recommendation for promotion... If only I was such a go-getter.
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Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-08-2008, 12:29 PM #17
If I could harness all the mental energy being used in this forum and convert it to electricity, I might be able to lightly toast a piece of bread.
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12-08-2008, 12:30 PM #18Registered User
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A saying my father used to use..."Not all women are bad drivers...just all bad drivers happen to be women."
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12-08-2008, 12:30 PM #19Bammed
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That's only if you could figure out how to work a loaf of bread.Originally Posted by snoack
"Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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12-08-2008, 12:31 PM #20sudo apt-get beer
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
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12-08-2008, 12:32 PM #21sudo apt-get beer
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it , no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
I'm a sad little man
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12-08-2008, 12:32 PM #22Horn Dog
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I miss Beer
I'm Ready (SpongeBob Squarepants)
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12-08-2008, 12:36 PM #23Registered User
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You're not bright enough to post a smart-ass comment
Yo mamma's so bald-headed...........she took a shower and got brainwashed.
Jk dawg, bald chix can be hotTis a far, far better thing that I shall do now than I have ever done.
Tis a far, far better place that I shall go than I have ever been.
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12-08-2008, 12:38 PM #24hey buddy-boy, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you...capeche?Originally Posted by Marius_Ursus
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12-08-2008, 12:40 PM #25Registered User
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you tellem sparkyOriginally Posted by snoack
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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12-08-2008, 12:41 PM #26O_o \m/
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This scene is classic!Originally Posted by taf1968
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-08-2008, 12:42 PM #27Horn Dog
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Now you guys are sounding ghay. lick my butt
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12-08-2008, 12:43 PM #28Registered User
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why is all butts for you , booty boyOriginally Posted by DanVanVliet
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12-08-2008, 12:44 PM #29Horn Dog
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Kiss my grits.Originally Posted by maryinmesquite
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12-08-2008, 12:47 PM #30O_o \m/
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That didn't sound gay at all. That sounded straighter than John Wayne eating a steak inside of a monster garage while listening to George Thorogoods Bad to The Bone..Originally Posted by DanVanVliet
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
You're not bright enough to post a smart-ass comment
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