So guys, the backstory to this is pretty long so I'll just give you a breif summary. Basically some of the girls I hung out with had this gay friend who had this huge thing for me. I have no problem with gay people holy fuk it was it is awkward when this relentless bastard kept hitting on me. To make matters worse, these girls thought it would be funny to give this guy my number. Anyways, my phone broke and he offered me a free galaxy S3 so naturally, I took it. The problem is, this fuking guy has been stalking me ever since
And the fukking list goes on, I just figured this would be enough to give you an idea of how crazy this guy really is. The thing is, I don't even know the guy. I've only seen him twice in my life; the first time being with my girlfriends and the other being the time where I got the phone then bailed. I've maybe talked to him for a total of an hour and a half ever. I figured if I ignored him long enough, he would get the hint that I'm not gay and have no intentions of becoming gay. Sadly that doesn't seem to be the case. It's kinda funny but man is it awkard How would you guys react to this chit?
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02-14-2015, 05:31 PM #1Registered User
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I have a gay stalker, how did this happen? (pics) (dead srs)
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02-14-2015, 05:33 PM #2Registered Hick
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kevin pls
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02-14-2015, 05:34 PM #3Banned
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problem was taking the S3, now he expects sum fuk. rip kevin's angus
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02-14-2015, 05:34 PM #4Registered User
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I like how you deleted your responses OP, and at 160lbs i'm guessing your the catcher?Originally Posted by KRC63
So guys, the backstory to this is pretty long so I'll just give you a breif summary. Basically some of the girls I hung out with had this gay friend who had this huge thing for me. I have no problem with gay people holy fuk it was it is awkward when this relentless bastard kept hitting on me. To make matters worse, these girls thought it would be funny to give this guy my number. Anyways, my phone broke and he offered me a free galaxy S3 so naturally, I took it. The problem is, this fuking guy has been stalking me ever since
And the fukking list goes on, I just figured this would be enough to give you an idea of how crazy this guy really is. The thing is, I don't even know the guy. I've only seen him twice in my life; the first time being with my girlfriends and the other being the time where I got the phone then bailed. I've maybe talked to him for a total of an hour and a half ever. I figured if I ignored him long enough, he would get the hint that I'm not gay and have no intentions of becoming gay. Sadly that doesn't seem to be the case. It's kinda funny but man is it awkard How would you guys react to this chit?R.I.P Guru
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02-14-2015, 05:34 PM #5Registered User
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Surgery LOL
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02-14-2015, 05:34 PM #6Registered User
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Let him suck your dick ******* don't be such a bitch
you mad because i'm right?
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02-14-2015, 05:35 PM #7Registered User
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Whats wrong Kevin?
He gave you a free phone I think its in the contract that you need to surrender your angus to him at least once.For every man, there is a sentence, a string of words, that has the power to destroy him
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02-14-2015, 05:35 PM #8
Patrick, is that you?
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02-14-2015, 05:35 PM #9
you knew what you were getting yourself into by naturally taking that phone
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02-14-2015, 05:35 PM #10Banned
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Suck HIS cock to assert YOUR dominance
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02-14-2015, 05:40 PM #11Registered User
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02-14-2015, 05:41 PM #12Registered User
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No way dude, there is no way I could expect someone to be this crazyOriginally Posted by ApG
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02-14-2015, 05:42 PM #13Poverty reps brah
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What's wrong Kevin?
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02-14-2015, 05:44 PM #14Supreme Gentleman
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OP i am dissapoint, where are the pics of gay stalker brah?
on srs note, can't you just block him? He's probably been biching to that group of girls about you, have they said anything to you about it?Anteater crew
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02-14-2015, 05:44 PM #15bye felicia
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thisOriginally Posted by hzx
aint nuthin gay about gettin your dick sucked√
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02-14-2015, 05:46 PM #16Registered User
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Well the thing is I slept with one of them and haven't talked to her since so I think they are pissed at me as wellOriginally Posted by tehdingmeister
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02-14-2015, 05:48 PM #17Registered User
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Never take anything from a *******
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02-14-2015, 05:50 PM #18Registered User
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The guy gave was nice enough to give you a free phone and you won't even suck his dick at the least?
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02-14-2015, 05:50 PM #19Big Trouble
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Now those girls have 2 gay friends, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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02-14-2015, 05:50 PM #20
give him the D Kevin
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02-14-2015, 05:51 PM #21Banned
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x2.Originally Posted by Deezenutz
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02-14-2015, 05:55 PM #22
lol at him desperately texting OP for over a ****ing year
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02-14-2015, 05:57 PM #23Account Retired
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Reminds me of that Polish stalker that kept following the guy in England. Wonder what happened to the miscer. The amount of texts the polish guy sent was insane.
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02-14-2015, 05:57 PM #24Registered User
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No dude, it's been going on longer than that. I just didn't feel like uploading anymore picturesOriginally Posted by Occupant4
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02-14-2015, 06:00 PM #25🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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just hang out with him, breh
but watch your drink like a fukking hawkMake Europe Germany Again
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02-14-2015, 06:03 PM #26Registered User
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Bro ... you took a s3 from him..
he has the expectation of some dick from that ..
Just as if you give a sloot a gift..
just fawk around with him one night... suck his D.. pound his angus.. just dont make out (--- making out would be gay ...
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02-14-2015, 06:07 PM #27Registered User
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Better put a piece of tape on that S3 camera brah. He's fapping to you as we speak.
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02-14-2015, 06:08 PM #28Registered User
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just tell him straight you barely know him and find all the texts a bit too much
do you really think he's trying to hook up with your or just be mates? he might have no friends and have thought you were a nice guy hence his desperation
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02-14-2015, 06:11 PM #29Registered User
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Lol nooooo he made his intentions very clear to me and the girls I was withOriginally Posted by peasandlove
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02-14-2015, 06:12 PM #30Registered User
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check my sigOriginally Posted by EaglesBrah10
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