Bartended Another Gay Party (Loot) (Pic) (Neat)

[ChunkOMeat]

Bartended another gay party, this time it was a wedding. Made phat stacks like usual. 6 hours of work, with tips I made nearly 40$ per hour in untaxed cash. Also got two containers of dope ass shrimp and chicken Pad Thai noodles and three cans of ginger beer (drank it before I took the pic though).



Aesthetic bro's who wanna make phat stacks need to get in on this chit! Here's a link to my other thread about bartending for gays. It's ALWAYS sick money.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=161973693

P.S. - I didn't have to do a single sleazy thing to make the money. All of my clothes remained on at all times, my angus and mouth are undefiled. Just had to sit there, pour drinks, act cheerful and look aesthetic.

[Getter_done]

i dont work well under pressure, can i be a bartender?

[beatservice]

strong username you raging homo

[AniMaLizTik]

in. website?

[GhenghisPWN]

Strong tax dodging. IRC doesn't give service workers a pass on taxation.

[DistanceSkater]

I've been on dat dere bartending time for a while now. Best way to get cash without a degree

[Maui95]

This you op?

[ChunkOMeat]

i dont work well under pressure, can i be a bartender?

well you are a borderline alcoholic so i would think you should know lots of boozes. you would prlly do well, you'd make more money if you cut though... ive seen those fatceps on your avi, gays don't dig fat boys.

strong username you raging homo

fak u scobby

[Getter_done]

well you are a borderline alcoholic so i would think you should know lots of boozes. you would prlly do well, you'd make more money if you cut though... ive seen those fatceps on your avi, gays don't dig fat boys.

ive already dropped 20 pounds though

[cardioman_23]

honestly no respect for you op, absolutely none

[eglionz]

seems like it would be a fun job honestly

didn't they give you some condoms and a sucker last time?

[WrathOfTheBeard]

[Lukelovesyoutoo]

honestly no respect for you op, absolutely none

he's serving drinks, not sucking dicks

[GOATfapper]

ive already dropped 20 pounds though

5'9'', 206lbs

[ColoDano]

Not sure why this is so cool, go talk to valets at most casinos, get to drive other peoples cars, run around getting exercise, depending on the shift clear 40-70 an hr in tips, plus an hourly wage. Get in good with the cocktease waitresses, life is good.

[ChunkOMeat]

in. website?

no g4p 4 me. they would go nuts for you though brah... dat arm doe!

Strong tax dodging. IRC doesn't give service workers a pass on taxation.

Im not a service worker... im a friend of the gay community who attends their functions and pours their drinks for fun. while im pouring those drinks for fun, people will on occasion accidentally drop some dollar bills out of their pocket and forget to pick them up. at the end of the night I pick up all the accidentally dropped money, and try to return them to their rightful owners who have unfortunately already left the premises at which point in time I begin a "lost and found" collection inside of my wallet and wait until the original owners come to reclaim their long lost bills.

[YellowOnYellow]

Fail to see how op has more 20s then 1s wheb were are talking about tips.

[online4meat]

thats it man

[rocketfish]

reported to irs

[ChunkOMeat]

This you op?

Lol, like I said in the OP, ALL of my clothes remained on for the entire night.

ive already dropped 20 pounds though

sickening progress bro.

honestly no respect for you op, absolutely none

hahaha ok then.

seems like it would be a fun job honestly

didn't they give you some condoms and a sucker last time?

lol not condoms. firecrackers and a sucker. heres the old pic.

[GeneralSerpant]

Did you get Chinese food as a tip?

[GhenghisPWN]

no g4p 4 me. they would go nuts for you though brah... dat arm doe!

Im not a service worker... im a friend of the gay community who attends their functions and pours their drinks for fun. while im pouring those drinks for fun people will on occasion accidentally drop some dollar bills out of their pocket and forget to pick them up. at the end of the night I pick up all the accidentally dropped money, and try to return them to their rightful owners who have unfortunately already left the premises at which point in time I begin a "lost and found" collection inside of my wallet and wait until the original owners come to reclaim their long lost bills.

Income is income is income. Not being a dick, but it rustles me when people dodge taxes because their income is more transparent.

[nosliw]

no g4p 4 me. they would go nuts for you though brah... dat arm doe!

Im not a service worker... im a friend of the gay community who attends their functions and pours their drinks for fun. while im pouring those drinks for fun people will on occasion accidentally drop some dollar bills out of their pocket and forget to pick them up. at the end of the night I pick up all the accidentally dropped money, and try to return them to their rightful owners who have unfortunately already left the premises at which point in time I begin a "lost and found" collection inside of my wallet and wait until the original owners come to reclaim their long lost bills.

nice try bud. IRC section 61 states a very expansive definition of gross income, basically from whatever source derived. reported to the IRS HQ

[ChunkOMeat]

Income is income is income. Not being a dick, but it rustles me when people dodge taxes because their income is more transparent.

nice try bud. IRC section 61 states a very expansive definition of gross income, basically from whatever source derived. reported to the IRS HQ

who invited the phucking Tax Twins over here?

[NotANun21]

Strong tax dodging. IRC doesn't give service workers a pass on taxation.

lol'd


Cash-only brahs unite

[ChunkOMeat]

Did you get Chinese food as a tip?

it's Thai food, and it wasn't really a tip, just got it as part of my payment for bartending the party.

[GeneralSerpant]

it's Thai food, and it wasn't really a tip, just got it as part of my payment for bartending the party.

A likely story OP.

[Wotsits]

how's your azz feeling OP?

[NotANun21]

it's Thai food, and it wasn't really a tip, just got it as part of my payment for bartending the party.

Oh no, don't forget to ring up the restaurant and see how much it cost so you can add it to your taxable income

You can be taxed on non-cash job benefits too you know

[jamespoe1]

fuk the goverment and their fuked up backward taxes


you go OP hustle.