Misc heres the story. I have been talking to, skypeing with this girl that i've been in the same guild with since the start of Wrath. Totally cool, lots in common, great to talk to. She lives in Oregon and I'm in Michigan. Our WoW Relationship started naturally as i've always been our guilds main tank and she is a paladin healer. Nowadays any healer can tank heal but back in the day Pallys' tank healed. Anyways we've progressed basically to being an in-game couple. Even had an RP wedding in Stormwind Cathedral.
Friday Night, we're talking to each other, then broke into some phonebone and my IRL Girlfriend is home way early from work (Worked half-shift) comes into the bedroom and I can assume she saw me on my back naked with my headphones on (blutooth to cell, use headphones cause my WoW GF sounds so fuakring HNNGGGG working her vibe) fapping away while talking dirty. My IRL GF smacks me on the chest making me open up my eyes in complete shock. She starts screaming at me wondering who the F im talking to and basically going ballistic.
IRL GF thinks i'm calling phone sex lines and spending money, I tell her no thats not it. She wants to know what the hell is up then and I really didnt know how to explain it, she doesnt play MMO's she wouldnt understand. I just tell her bluntly the story and she tells me that i'm cheating on her. I'm like WTF no way.
IRL GF wants to talk to WoW GF on the phone now, but WoW GF is way too embarrassed and will only talk to her in-game.
Misc what should I do? IRL GF says she will leave unless i setup a chat between the two of them to sort things out. my mind is full of fuk.
SRS Misc forgot to add tag but pls respect
EDIT for Cliffs
-Been playing WoW with girl in guild for 5 years
-Is basically in-game couple
-Been skypeing and phone-sexing WoW GF
-IRL GF came home early and caught OP phone sexing with WoW GF
-IRL GF tells OP thats cheating and demands to talk to WoW GF
-WoW GF will only have in-game conversation with IRL GF
-OP needs help to save relationship with IRL GF
Pics added for comparison on post #54
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03-15-2015, 09:54 PM #1Registered User
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Need adivce, IRL Girlfriend caught me having phone sex with WoW Girlfriend [SRS]
Last edited by MeatyJeff; 03-15-2015 at 10:37 PM. Reason: SRS TAG..added cliffs...added pics
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03-15-2015, 09:56 PM #2-----Autist-----
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03-15-2015, 09:56 PM #3Registered User
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what in the fk did i just read
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03-15-2015, 09:57 PM #4Registered User
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SRS as fuk though.Originally Posted by Kard
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03-15-2015, 09:58 PM #5Florida Resident
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literally choked on my bread and chicken while reading dis ****
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03-15-2015, 09:59 PM #6Registered User
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Threads like these are why I misc. 10/10
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03-15-2015, 09:59 PM #7🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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god damn it, jeff
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03-15-2015, 09:59 PM #8I lift dead people.
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IRL g/f makes a toon and competes for your online love.
Is recommend a d.p.s character so you can three way instances together.
Erry one wins.A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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03-15-2015, 10:00 PM #9Registered User
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The Main point of contention is that IRL GF is saying that this is cheating. I've told her that we live on oppisite coasts and shes no threat but shes still wants to talk to WoW GF.
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03-15-2015, 10:00 PM #10Registered User
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OP, if you play this right, you might be able to get your IRL g/f to join in for a phone sex threesome.
If you do get your WoW g/f to talk to your IRL g/f, be sure to record for the misc.
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03-15-2015, 10:00 PM #11Registered User
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this happened.
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03-15-2015, 10:01 PM #12Attention K-Mart shoppers
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Dude, seriously, what the **** is wrong with you? Do you have no morals? Do you have no since of dignity? You're just going to cash in on a cheap thrill to get some ****ing ****show of a relationship? I seriously cannot for the life of me believe that anyone in their right might would still be playing WoW.
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03-15-2015, 10:01 PM #14Registered User
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Originally Posted by JediRN
Fuuuarrrk that would be my threesome fantasy. But really though, thats what basically is going to happen, IRL GF is going to create toon and we will all meet in Goldenshire or something while in party chat.
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03-15-2015, 10:02 PM #15For comfort, not speed.
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Originally Posted by MeatyJeff
Oh you pathetic fuk you deserve everything coming to you.
Your ex-gf hopefully finds someone that doesn't play wow all day.Super Saiyan Crew
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03-15-2015, 10:03 PM #16Registered User
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I Play WoW just because of the awesome people i've been raiding with since damn near 2008ish. Techinically I have been in a relationship with my WoW GF a bit longer than IRL.Originally Posted by Archangel_Lost
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03-15-2015, 10:03 PM #17Registered User
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Work this into a threesome
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03-15-2015, 10:04 PM #18Vagina Whisperer
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Is this your WoW GF, OP?
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03-15-2015, 10:04 PM #19Attention K-Mart shoppers
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Are you one of those Moon Guard *******s?Originally Posted by MeatyJeff
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03-15-2015, 10:04 PM #20Registered User
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Would be one of the best threads I've seen if you could record an in-game conversation and be kind enough to share.
does IRL gf know you're married?
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03-15-2015, 10:04 PM #21Banned
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lmao
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03-15-2015, 10:05 PM #22not my name☝
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Are you 14 y/o OP?
Wtf are you thinking?
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03-15-2015, 10:05 PM #23starting weight: 120lbs
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Basically this. Times have changed since wrath OP.Originally Posted by Archangel_Lost
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03-15-2015, 10:05 PM #24Retired
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this is the best reply...Originally Posted by Anorexilla
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this cant be real tea
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03-15-2015, 10:06 PM #26Banned
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phucking lost it
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03-15-2015, 10:07 PM #27I lift dead people.
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10/10 Guild dramaOriginally Posted by MeatyJeff
Loved the first session of the guild.Originally Posted by TaeBoNinja
Is this your WoW GF, OP?
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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03-15-2015, 10:07 PM #28Registered User
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Well that's quite the Meaty situation, Jeff
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03-15-2015, 10:09 PM #29Registered User
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LOL No, Stormrage crew checking inOriginally Posted by Archangel_Lost
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03-15-2015, 10:09 PM #30Huntin a bit of meat
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Brb loading up super Mario bros. to ask bowzer why my browser isn't loading pics.
U don't understand do u op.
What if the roles were reversed n u caught ur gf finger banging while phone sexing a miscer. What then?'Id rather die on my feet, than live on my knees' - Emiliano Zapata
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