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Yeah you appoligise now or i'll find you and when I do I will do some very nasty things to you.
I consider myself to be cold hearted,remorseless,I show no pitty,but you are scum and you'll pay.

Moved to Jersey from Cali 20 years ago. It's been a long time since I've felt that, and definitely freaked out when I heard my house start creaking.

in for invite

"Your money's on the dresser." (not srs)


But the other day, gave an ex a PCFB. That's Post-Coital Fist Bump. She was mad. I was not.

filling out form now.

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elevator shoes? and going bowling? you're not worried that when you put on the bowling shoes you're going to be noticeably shorter??

brb, dressing like an adult. shorts above knees, chuck taylors no socks.

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lol'd and repped. gjdm

gjdm!

lol.. have met more than one Sukhdeep.

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Just got my 6-pack from Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Huy-Fong-Sriracha-17-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B001EO5ZHO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305577493&sr=8-1

I'd blow my wad into that wound.

5 star fred. LOL'd

as someone who got their car rear-ended by a ghetto monkey today, i laughed hard at this. feelsgoodman.jpg

i'll take that cash.

I am a Time Traveller. For the last few years, I have been privileged enough to have my very own time machine. Every time I take a trip anywhere in my time traveling car, I time travel for a small...

shut up *******