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We should ban ducks.






on a srs note, I feel horrible for the family who lost 2 loved ones because of someone being careless..

Wait.. I totally thought you could get a vasectomy reversed...
I thought I saw that on an episode of Scrubs. Dr Perry Cox gets one because his wife told him to, then he gets it reversed (srs)

This.

If someone molested your child, you would want them dead.

Let's say you have a young daughter, and she is your entire world, and some fuker molests her or rapes her.
Would you want that man dead?...

California is the worst if you want to build performance cars. Also the worst if you want to own guns.

Maybe this already got mentioned, but what if they had drop zones in most cities instead, (think like a UPS hub)
Instead of it being directly to your door, because not everyone has a backyard (and...

I'll throw my 1.3k in.
Subbed.

Fell in love and got married in 6 weeks? U WOT M8

"BONUS: Meet the most beta sad kunt of a husband you will ever see"
You weren't lying OP.

Halo 3 from 2007-2009 was the shiit.

Thanks dog; now I'm going to eat you.

Fuk that guy; makes me rage. I would never kill my dog (best friend). Would rather starve to death.

I'm sorry, I won't be so awkward next time...

This one only like 2 of my close friends know.
Back when I was a freshman/sophomore in high school, I used to play a LOT of Halo 3.
I got really really good at it. It got to the point where I'd...

"Anal is not required, but suggested."
Like how donations at events are suggested, but not required.

This is brilliant.

Send her this:
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brazzers is down
Your ******** will do"

******** first.
Just post them on your own wall as "only me" for the people who can view the post.

The ZR1 was stock with factory rubber...
And I was getting 28mpg in my Camaro when I had headers, before I put a cam in.

Cept the ACR-X isn't street legal...

Good chit brah

This has been my game strategy the entire time.