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Fairly certain I would have divorced a couple years ago, if it wasn't for the kids. Women seem interested and eager to get with me now and it's hard to stay faithful to a beautiful woman with almost...

Nah, brah. The wall can be unkind to people. This is the case here.

Boner alert!

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Luv ya, Huss!

Dj blyat!

You laugh now, but how would you feel if you were trapped in a marriage with children, and your wife decided she no longer wants sex with you.

Your options:

1. Divorce and find a younger, more...

Chang or Pajeet created this profile.

Sorry, boyos. Your Princess is in another Country.

Always has been, always will be.

Anything that scares old Ladies, dampens young Lady panties...

How does a 45 year old, formerly one of the hottest women on the planet, look like a 69 year old out of shape Granny?

Her face is beat. What in the right fck?

Congrats, brah.

A goal's a goal, like any hole's a goal. 'Nomsayin?

If he was on that NoFap, then yes. But most likely not in front of a film crew and whatnot, and brah probably gets blown every couple days anyways.

The neighbors little rat dog used to run across the street to take little rat dog dumps in my front yard, which pissed me off to no end.

I followed his schedule for awhile, and realized it was...

Machine Gun Kelly is a mentally ill maxxing, tatted up weakling. But he's tall and sings into a pink microphone, so of course women love him.
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Wow, I'm her age and would have smashed the fck out of her 20 years ago, but zero chance of it happening.

Now there's zero chance I'd go near that thing even if she begged. WTF happened to it?

Strength maxxing. Impressive at any age, brah.

Kill the cat and I'm $hitting on your Mom's chest.

Am I the only one who thinks this might be OP's chance to improve his standing in life?

- Keep the ex interested, and slowly bring up the fact that you'd totally get back with her if she became...

DustinTheHuss

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blaming the p0rn for having gf's who aren't capable of a long term relationship.

Sloots gonna sloot, brah.

Has nothing to do with your p0rn addiction.

Big Dong Studd

Yeah, Benoit should be the fkn champ. I agree. He sure knows how to handle his business.