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  • Phucking wizzzaaarrrddddd. Post 269, good job...

    Phucking wizzzaaarrrddddd.

    Post 269, good job der mate
  • Tell her not to jump to any conclusions with this...

    Tell her not to jump to any conclusions with this guy.
  • "Given out too many reps in 24 hours"

    "Given out too many reps in 24 hours"
  • 4/10, didn't even finish. LOL they actually...

    4/10, didn't even finish.

    LOL they actually post that.
  • Like those roadtrips my father never took me on,...

    Like those roadtrips my father never took me on, I'm asking "Are we there yet"

    pooohooohooohooo ughhhuhhhhuhhhuhhh
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    Cmon internet wizards. Do your magic.

    Cmon internet wizards. Do your magic.
  • 27 and about 40, give or take. After I left...

    27 and about 40, give or take.

    After I left ex, I was at like 10-15... Went on a rampage trying to phuck my way out of caring for her. Would approach as many decent to hot girls as I could every...
  • Pay The Rock 100 million to tap my anus.

    Pay The Rock 100 million to tap my anus.
  • Why the phuck are you still with her? And why the...

    Why the phuck are you still with her? And why the phuck do you talk to her like a ****?
  • Yeah. So it doesn't really need to.be explained. ...

    Yeah. So it doesn't really need to.be explained.

    Nature of humans. Men go out and try to phuck everything, they are prized from their peers and other women .

    Women are like meh to men if they...
  • Sure. Its just in our nature though to find it...

    Sure. Its just in our nature though to find it hotter if she slept with 1 dude knowing it could be 100. Same for men, girls like a player, charmer... Whatever you wanna call him... Human nature man....
  • How about just the feeling of getting a girl who...

    How about just the feeling of getting a girl who hasn't put out for everyone and waits around for the right guy. Having that girl who waited for someone like you to come around.

    Yeah it's a...
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    Say, "Ron, I am wet for you. When he forced me...

    Say,

    "Ron, I am wet for you. When he forced me to grab his junk, which I obviously didn't do willingly, I only thought of you. Are you ready for my jelly Ron?"

    Than shove your vaj in his face...
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    Say: "Ron, I am devastated. I went on the...

    Say:

    "Ron,

    I am devastated. I went on the misc to ask advice and all they did was be rude to me like a bunch of barbarians. Please Ron, let me get the taste of him out my mouth with a fresh...
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    Say: "Ron, I love you and only you. However...

    Say:

    "Ron,

    I love you and only you. However going to the club and making out with dudes is a lot of fun. How about we go open relationship. I don't care who you phuck as long as I can grab...
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    Say: "Listen Ron, I know I grabbed his cawk...

    Say:

    "Listen Ron,

    I know I grabbed his cawk but it was way too big to be in me. With you, I can fully gorge it down to the balls and even though I never bust, I am glad I can make you do that....
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    Say: Look Ron, I know I cheated but you...

    Say:

    Look Ron,

    I know I cheated but you know what my mouth is capable of.
  • No blue ones that accentuate my ass like the...

    No blue ones that accentuate my ass like the sloot I am.
  • Bukkake.

    Bukkake.
  • It`s not our farts that are funny, it's the pure...

    It`s not our farts that are funny, it's the pure disgust in your face that is.
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