Pooping with the door open: when is this accepable in a relationship?

[braincrusher]

I've been with my girl for 5 months. I do a lot of pooping and I like to leave the door open at my own crib because it ventilates that much quicker and I can pet my dog and cat while I squeeze a turd out (they walk in). It's become something of a habit to feel the cool breezes of the open bathroom door blowing through my hair while I struggle with a stubborn stool. I'm just kind of wondering when will be the time for my girlfriend to deal with the harsh reality that I'm an open door pooper. Is now the time? I've also heard blumpkins are in style (ya know, when a girl sucks the wang while you squeeze one out). Will she be more accepting of this activity if she sees me on the can? Thanks in advance

[nnjj112255kkllo9]

never...

[MusclesMarinara]

Never!!!!

[captainhorseboy]

hahaha when i was in school we blew the bathroom doors off by throwing kegs through them so we were ****ting without doors for 3 months

[birdman2]

Maybe one day man, I'd like to think this be possible for all of us. I am not an open door pooper, but I wouldn't mind a blumpkin.

[pushover]

umm when she starts ****ting with the door open I'll be masturbating


I lol'd

[Clipto19]

NEVER... but as a kid my ex step sis used to always do that when we were real young.Everyone told her to shut the door but she wouldnt!

[Worldwide]

NEVER!

[Geno]

As soon as both of you are comfortable with it.

[JACKIECHANFAN]

Why poop in a toilet when you can poop on her chest? (No Cleveland Steamer)

[greenreaper]

why would you want a b/j on the can its the time i feel most un-horny what if you hace very loose stool omg she would be covered

[Gator Alum 03]

My wife never closes the door when she deuces. I thought it was weird at first...but I got used to it.

[Brick_Wall]

You guys are fukkin crazy in here lol

[Muphrid]

You guys are fukkin crazy in here lol

x2

[Quintis Vindex]

I've also heard blumpkins are in style (ya know, when a girl sucks the wang while you squeeze one out).

Is that right?

The sight and wafting smell of rotting fecal matter turns them on? Interesting.

[jsheppard1]

Hey, you've already got me beat just by having an indoor bathroom

[guest89]

I can pet my dog and cat while I squeeze a turd out

wtf?



Anyways I'd say never... But thats just me.

[Blake Austin]

LOL @ the OP and his poop/PIITB threads.

The obvious answer to the proposed question is...............NEVER.

I need and want that time................alone.

[TheAustrianOak]

i'm gonna go with never

some things aren't meant to be seen

[braincrusher]

Is that right?

The sight and wafting smell of rotting fecal matter turns them on? Interesting.

Hey, I don't make the rules. If a girl is willing to swallow my spud while I am dropping fecal then it is her choice. Women fought for rights for years and the struggle goes on for equality. Let's give every woman who wants to give out a blumpkin the option to do so if she so chooses.

[braincrusher]

blump

[GoldBlue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcO3OvA2Pc

^ lol for some reason when you talked about pooping with the door open I thought of this.

(No rickroll)

[braincrusher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcO3OvA2Pc

^ lol for some reason when you talked about pooping with the door open I thought of this.

(No rickroll)

repped!

[underrated831]

Dude I do it at my friends houses all the time. but I've known some of them for as little as 3 months. His roomates hate it though cuz sometimes the smell creeps into the living room.

[Sebstar]

i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[CronaldoItalia10]

I consider this acceptable from the first date. Why not take advantage of dumping large loads of ass juice and do it as a couple. I suggest battle ****s as a form of foreplay. Treat your penis to a slip and slide and tell her not to wipe before you insert your meat into her rectum!

[HeatherAC]

Hey, I don't make the rules. If a girl is willing to swallow my spud while I am dropping fecal then it is her choice. Women fought for rights for years and the struggle goes on for equality. Let's give every woman who wants to give out a blumpkin the option to do so if she so chooses.

Oh, yes.....cuz I'm sure they're just lining up in droves waiting to pleasure you with their nose right by your nasty man-turds.

Good gravy, who thinks this crap up?

It is; however, acceptable to drop a turd while your significant other is in the shower if you only have one bathroom.

[braincrusher]

Oh, yes.....cuz I'm sure they're just lining up in droves waiting to pleasure you with their nose right by your nasty man-turds.

Good gravy, who thinks this crap up?

Hey listen up Heather. I don't think it's too cool that you come at me debunking my attempt to stand up for women and their right to do whatever they choose. While I may be one of those that endorses the blumpkin in all its glory, I certainly respect your right to wait until the hiney is wiped and your man is off the can. But for god sakes, don't crucify me for enjoying a good hog sucking while I'm pinching one off! What girls like you fail to realize is that there is a wide world out there and some girls enjoy going deep on their man when he is relieving himself. To each his / her own, remember that!

[braincrusher]

bumpy poop

[zenzone]

N.e.v.e.r.